Fembots. What do you do. For fun when home alone...

Can you teach me how to dance ;_;

argue with sexually frustrated men on the internet

Why do you do that and what about?

just have fun and do what feels right + get inspired by other people

I dont interact with other people ever

you can watch videos

Can I chat with you on discord instead :3

I've never gone grocery shopping with anyone else before as an adult. Don't sneak too much junk food into the cart and I guess it's okay to tag along.

Here you go. She's still a pupper.

I can't do that, sorry user. Your special someone is out there somewhere.

Hi

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>Fembots
OP please
oregano

GIVE ME ATTENTION PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE PLEASE

She looks like a mop!

I read books, play video games, & watch anime & cartoons. I read books about specific events in history, often. I am a non-fiction book fan. I like reading about massive plagues & extinct animals. For video games, just jrpgs, nintendo games, & visual novels. (and touhou) I do not really have a productive hobby. I do know how to sew though and I want to sew a hooded cape for myself..but I do not have money, nor the means or desire to leave my bedroom. Oh yes I also masturbate 2 times a day to my extremely shameful fetishes. I have the most retarded fetishes.

cringing from all the beta faggots that non ironically try to pick up a fat robot behind a monitor

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If that history thing is true then please be my sperg friend to talk about old kings with

no i dont trust people from r9k + im a normie

Normies are the cutest tho :3

i have such a boring life. i sleep, talk to my few online friends on discord, study for distance learning course, watch youtube, online shopping, get drunk, cook sometimes, and i get dressed up and take photographs of myself cause i really love fashion photography but have no friends to model for me :'(( and its a good enough reason to get dressed nicely.

i used to have so many hobbies, and would paint and sew a lot. but i find it so hard to feel motivated and concentrate now, so instead just sit around being sad.

no the '':3'' are the cutest

I'm sorry, user... I do not really have an interest in old kings. The only thing I really am into as far as kings & fallen civilizations is the great inbred Charles number 2 from spain (inbred people fascinate me) & Yaroslav the Wise. For some reason I find Yaroslav the Wise a bit attractive and very cool. Old grand prince of Kiev is very cool to me.
I'm sorry... do you like the history of diseases, though? I would love to talk about plagues and how they spread. Also, you have aspergers as well? I find it to be a bit of a curse myself. What are your thoughts on the difficulties of life, if you are also on the spectrum?

Discord or what disease girl?

what a faggot just jerk off already ffs

Watching tv, playing games, reading, messing around with hobbies or building/fixing things, spending time with my animals, stuff like that. I don't get a huge amount of free time because of farm work though.

>farm work
Be my farm gf

An adorable mop. Be nice to her, she's a sweetheart.

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we wuz kings and shiet
Yaroslav the wise was a total cunt like 90% of russian kings
MMM charles the one who ruined the great spanish empire you have a nice taste i hope this was ironic

I will be nice to her if you will be my discord friend to trade animal pics with

Hm I dunno I doubt robots could handle it. Many are NEETs to begin with!

I do farm work already

begone cuck
why are there so many faggots out here?

can you please stop posting pictures of my wife? thanks

I just jerk off

They collect orbiters from the internet because they are afraid of actual human interaction so they settle for what amounts to virtual mental masturbation with whatever orbiter is available at that time..at least that's what my research seems to yield

What animals do you have? Sorry user but I don't use discord and I don't want to make friends, just browse and post to pass the time.

Then no animal talk

i have a 3 yo lil brother i wouldve sold him but you know mom,dad

Fpbp
An alternative would be pointing out that females do not come to this board and if they ever would, they do not belong here.

r9k has manny faggots these days like 80% of the board are faggots
>then no animal talk
this faggot actually thinks shes a girl

I play CSGO all day. I enjoy playing Total War too.

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Lol I believe this is a girl with that shit taste

disgusting, what a waste

Oh really? Where at?

how can you unironically play cs go?

What a cute doggo. I wish my apartment allowed animals so I could spend my days with a little animal companion as well. Treat her good, user.

All I want is an autistic or socially awkward fembot to play games or talk about life/history/the world with and be affectionate towards. Not necessarily love or have a relationship with (though that's possible), just affectionate female company.

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In the United States like everyone else in this site

how many times have you posted this today?

Speak for yourself, m8. I'm in the eastern hemisphere.

I like to masturbate for hours because my sex drive is overactive and takes many orgasms to satisfy.

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Otome, coffee, kickboxing, obsessing over dead people, coffee, fantasizing about doing things and then not doing them because they are too much work, watching TV, breaking into graves and stealing mandibles, baking

Why mandibles in particular?

why do so many robots claim to want a girlfriend that plays gamme, but cry like Little kids when we dont want to play boring ass battle royale or whatever grindfest they enjoy. I like to just play games for fun, where i can shoot stuff. My sister likes those nintendodogs

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I love a good jaw

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Tell me about the history of plagues.

Fair enough. What dead people do you obsess over?

>Oh yes I also masturbate 2 times a day to my extremely shameful fetishes. I have the most retarded fetishes.
Explain.

Moot stop your sex tourism

This. This is a tranny larp thread like any and all "fembot" threads on this shitty board

If i'm REALLY bored, then I usually like to make fake dating app/sites accounts and then tease guys, or even plan up some sort of meeting with them somewhere and then never actually show up, or send them driving to a completely random address, thinking there's going to be a girl there ready to have some free sex with them. Sometimes I get thoughts of actually doing it for real maybe and hooking up but then I realize it's just horny thoughts and I'd later regret doing something spontaneous like that, sex isn't something I'd actually do without thinking really hard on it beforehand, once I'd lose my virginity, there's no way of knowing what would happen, I might just end up another cock craving slut, which I don't wanna be.

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>implying Moot would ever return to this Godforsaken place

So why did you wanna know where I am user

Talk to myself and my stuffed animals because I have no social contact or any family ties.

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Be my boring as fuck gf to gradually fall in love with and have long comfortable silences with

AyyyYYyyyy you want sum communication

> I usually like to make fake dating app/sites accounts and then tease guys, or even plan up some sort of meeting with them somewhere and then never actually show up

This is more common than I thought. I don't know how to feel about that.

The kinds that go pew pew pew pew

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(And Touhou)
HmmmmmMmMmmmmmmMmMmm

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I've spent the day watching shit on youtube and playing slither.io
Being a lazy piece of shit since I just got off from classes this week and I'm on vacation
Later I am gonna read and I plan to get back being productive like this thuesday
I also do singing excercises when I'm alone, excercise and do a face clay mask and sometimes I go out
I may get a library card this month but I have plenty of shit to read
I practice drawing and learn python and french too
Also I walk my doggo

FUCK STOP FEEDING THE RETARD LARPING TRANNY ATTENTIONWHORES YOU FUCKING DUMBFUCK BETA KEKS IM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT

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why am i boring...

ARARARAR
RERERERE
FAGGOFAGGOTFAGGOT
WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Do girls masturbate?

Chill dude. We're having fun
If you're nice you can join us

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I masturbate, read, play guitar/recorder and sing. Pretty boring life

post your panties.
post them now.

No thanks i don't like greasy old fat loser men larping as women on the internet

Now kill yourself

The recorder? Do you just sit there and play hot cross buns?

I didn't; I'm a totally different user.

Well, there are alot of plagues, user. To go back to the very start, the first pandemic ever recorded was the Plague of Justinian. It started in 541, and had outbreaks for about 200 years onwards. It killed an estimated 25 million people across the Eastern Roman Empire over 2 centuries.
The next major pandemic known to human history would be my favorite plague; the Black Death. The Black Death began in 1347. It is thought to have originated in China, but was brought over to Europe by trading ships. It first really kicked off when a man called Khan Jani Beg was trying to bombard a Genoese trading port, but was loosing; so he started catapulting plague inflected corpses at his enemies. From there, Genoese ships carried the plague to Italy, North Africa, France, and eventually, all of Europe. The plague, all in all, ended up killing off 2/3 of Europe. (I wish I could say more but; character limit...)
I also could tell you about the 1918 influenza, and others, but again, character limit. Perhaps, post a throwaway email for me to contact you at if you would like to know more and talk more?

This under 20 yr old kid honestly believes only men use Jow Forums. Oooooh its such a secret website user, just like you its so mysterious! nobody ever heard of this website from a friend or boyfriend, your so special! Let me guess girls also dont poop or fart do they? i found a picture of you.

and you wonder why your single, and why women never come here (supposedly)

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>and you wonder why your single, and why women never come here (supposedly)

>she thinks she can creep-shame
>on Jow Forums
LMAO

Explain my fetishes? Well, for starters I have an inflation fetish, and I can't stop touching my bean to furry inflation porn. Honest to god, I wish I was kidding, but I am not. I don't know why it turns me on. I also like vore, pissing, weight gain, fat guys and girls, and general sub/dom shit. I really hate the way I turned out.
I do love touhou! Pic related is my daughter

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>your so special
>and you wonder why your single
hate to be this much of an autist but "your" and "you're" have different meanings ok its basic english.

No

I study. But if I'm feeling groovy I just lay in bed and improvise melodies

user I like you just for saying groovy. Youre autistic

Please!
Drop me an email at [email protected] or if you'd rather do Discord, my throwaway is JN#4657

plague victim related

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You ignored me wtf

>tfw no obesity and inflation fetishist gf

>implying this board isn't infested by larping tranny retards desperate for attention
>implying this isn't a larping tranny retards desperate for attention thread
>implying you aren't a larping tranny retard desperate for attention
Gamers rise up and remove this filth from our board

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Silence, normalfaggot. I can tell you are a normal and/or summerfag by your typing style. I hate to be rude, but your very presence pisses me off.
There, now I'm not ignoring you, retard. Now begone.

i hope you realize that any time you make a thread for "fembots" it just turns into a bunch of dudes either trying to shit on the women or, even more pathetically, trying to date them like this guy all you had to do was not include the word "fembot" and you'd have a thread full of people just posting their hobbies or whatever instead of this sad shit. but i kinda have a feeling you already knew all this.