What are some alternate masturbation methods? Don't tell me you guys didn't get bored using your hand for 30 years

Probably only works for uncircumcised guys, but palming the head of my dick feels really good, allows for endless edging

Did this when i was a kid, was the first time i ever JOd
Continued doing it for a few years not knowing the nornal way to get off
When i found out how to do it with your hand it felt strange and uncomfortable

Orgasm no hands, but I didn't discover it out of boredom of x years the same thing, I discovered it early, like when you can't touch yourself, sharing a bed with sis in summer

There's also no hands ruin, but no hands gives strong orgasms.

Gently rub your frenulum with one finger to orgasm. Don't touch any other part of your penis at all while doing this. It usually feels pretty good so I almost exclusively masturbate this way now unless I'm trying something new. One time I pretty much edged for a week by only massaging my balls for an hour+ a day because I was trying to get off by only stimulating my balls to no avail, when I gave up and used the frenulum technique after I came I literally felt like I was going insane because it felt so good.

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>no hand
HOW. TELL ME

Are you gonna elaborate on that?
I mean, do you just climax randomly?

this is good advice. originally oreegano

I never understood how to get pleasure from the nips.
I see it all the time in jap porn but I just get get it.

Tried opposite hand, home-made onaholes, cheap and expensive onaholes, dildos, plugs, home-made toys, prostitutes (female and trans).

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Nofap is the best fap .

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if you're lucky you can find Isabella Valentine's "Jackpot" series in torrent.
I don't have it here locally.

>climax randomly
oh no, it's long and extreme masochism. Often doesn't work at all. Works best after several days of no fap, and deeply choking yourself while watching ice queens (or listening to reference above)

btw it was quite a landmark the 1st time I did it in public. I mean I'd often do it in public, wishing to cum in my pants in the bus, things like this. But it's so hard...
But thanks to Isabella Valentine's "jackpot no hands", I managed to cream my pants while sitting by the river, surrounded by hotties in bikinis. It was nice, including the wondering if anyone noticed something.

I lose it when she says "look at that animal!", "omg! look at his cum face!" things like that, lel

>but I just get get it.

Realized i dont have a frenulum is this for uncuts?

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(not him)
Bless your religion, frenulum is a bitch, it makes you cum too fast in tight pussies.

I'm cut and it works for me. I think it might depend on if you got a "high" or "low" circumcision, at least from what I'm seeing on Google images.

>Get a pair of onsie pajamas
>Climb up the the rafters
>insert a steel bar through the arms oriented in such a way that it catches the rafters
>Let go of the bar so that you are completely suspended
>cum as to struggle to climb back out and free yourself

And that, kids, is the story of my first orgasm

Also, for obvious reasons, if you do still have it it's going to be way less sensitive that an uncut person so it might take way longer to cum than it might for an uncut.

I don't understand. Can we get an MSPaint?

Women have WAY more nerves in their nipples fucktards

what the hell is a rafter?

Anyone ever try making a giant bubble wrap or plastic wrap tube and voring them selves with it?

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Like in an unfinished attic. As in "he made a noose and hung himself from the rafters

Hahah oh my god... So I'm on Linux- so I have to make you a GIMP of it

I read your post and just gave myself a lecture/rant on why that is and why it's an evolutionary advantage. Do I have autism?

not sure if this helps

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ah ok thanks

oreganism

there are videos on youtube of people getting this done to them with ceran wrap

(not him)
ah, you sunk in your pajamas right? Struggling inside of them?

yup. The pressure in the crotch is intense and very stimulating, and they also stretch out and compress you from the sides. Haven't done for a long time, but those neural pathways have been burned into my brain forever

So it was like one of those BDSM wooden horses but softer? What an odd situation to get yourself into.

Yeah, I sometimes wondered if there would come a day when I couldn't free myself, and my parents would find me like that. I would've had some splainin' to do. But it never happened

Sexual hypnosis is some powerful shit and I enjoy it way more than normal masturbation. If you've got the big gay it's easier to find stuff like sissy hypnosis but if you're straight there are some options for you as well.

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I came once deep throating a 12 inch dildo.

No homo

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Not OP but I've tried hands free hypnosis countless times but I can never actually cum.
At best I'll shake a lot and leak massive amounts of precum but I just can't get hard to just audio which I think is the main thing keeping me from actually cumming. One of these days I'll try it with viagra or something.

I get the hands free from it sometimes but I find the best way is to not jerk off to finish but wait until it's really intense and you're close and then just tease yourself into you nut, you get the intensity of the hypnosis as well as the mostly hands free intensity

I got banned for posting pokeshit once
Be careful

I'm a male(male) tho.

I suppose I'll try that. Maybe it'll help reinforce orgasming after hearing the audio.

Condom, two sponges,hot water and cup

Having sensitive nipples pretty much makes you female to be honest

Can confirm, done it a few times, your dick tingles afterwards.