What is your greatest shame?

Me, myself, my social skills and I

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During my findom phase I was ridiculously horny after a 3 or 4 day drinking binge, and one of my mistresses told me to eat my own shit and send her a video. I ate a whole turd with my face in full view and sent the vid. She said she would upload it to every website which would allow it and also send it to other pervert slaves she had and ordered them to spread it around. This was 3 years ago and the thought of the video floating around on the internet still haunts me.

My porn addiction and the kind of porn I fap to

I once tried to take off my older sisters bra when I was 4...

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I used to get stupidly drunk and pass out and I ended in the hospital like 4 or 5 times due to alcohol poisoning.

It must have been a phase, because now I cut myself off at 2, maybe 4 if it's a weekend with friends. I haven't blacked out in years. But yeah, those were some dark days.

okay you win you nasty bastard

>4
not a big deal

>Tried to fuck the family cat for some reason as a kid
>A cute, extremely rich girl was obviously into me but I was too autistic to know what to do
>Got a DUI which still haunts me nearly a decade later

what's the cheating on your fiancee story?

why would you think how much sex you've had would be a topic of discussion between family members?

I've been to a gay orgie, but I'm not gay.

When I was in highschool, I got mad and hit the girl that I was in love with.
Not only did she and others stop talking to me after that, but my parents put me in a terrible mental hospital that made me brain dead to this day.
Just recently I've been thinking about how when I was a kid I could be genuinely happy without that constant dread at the back of my mind.

I also fapped to my 10 year old cousin once.

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what kind is it, user?

Mine would be masturbating and thinking about my ex, its the only thing that makes me happy, so I keep doing it. I know its creepy though

>dogfart videos
Don't they like only do IR videos? Also, what a stupid name for a porn company.

A daughter/aunt from an affair with gram.

Wow, you should actually consider being an hero.
What kind?

Listen dipshit
I minimize, release, and avoid those negative emotiobal states
I understand your evolutionary level is barely above a tickworm, but you do NOT belong here and neither do any of the other extremely negative and mentally ill scum
Your infective rotting puss filled dialogues or whatever the fuck you think you are saying are completely asinine
Such is the distaste of your foul presence I would contemplate killing you on site to relieved of such morosity
You fucking piece of shit, go die in a hole, that would be much better use of your time and abilities than bothering us here

I scratched a brand shiny truck wile trying to park, I just drove away.
It still haunts me to this day.

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You did the right thing, for you.

Fagg
Kys
Orig

Greentext it, unless its too traumatic. I understand [I unironically do understand, I know how it is if it is traumatic for you to tell, that is I'm assuming, still curious though]

Its practically all Interracial . But they do a good job with the quality of videos and variety of girls

>It's another "user says he watched IR porn for the girls and video quality" episode

It's not that traumatic just a shameful situation. Went to visit and stay with gram in another country after many years and from girl troubles and KHV she offered to take care of me like that. Being desperate and stupid I agreed. Even more stupid, because of her age we didn't think BC was needed. The whole thing, even the kid had to be kept secret and still is, no one else in the family knows.

I guess that I'm 36 and still visit this site

>get rich
>go to vegas for birthdays (a lot of our bdays fall in same month)
>spend 10k at pool party a celebrity is hosting
>shit faced and take xans for the first time
>have a 4 way
>her stalker ex sees Snapchat vids and sends it to her
>she texts me then blocks me and moves
>still blocked years later

most shameful LARP of all time. kys user

Not a larp but ok.

Putting my friend's head on a silver platter just to impress this roastie we both liked.
She likes neither of us.

Fucking a girl that couldn't fucking pay her rent on time.I hope she gets pregnant

You know even if you are blocked you can still leave a voice message. It will appear as a "blocked" message on her phone but she can still listen to it.
I found that out the hard way after some bitch blocked me.

Being a beta orbiter of that depressed girl in a middle school. For almost 3 fucking years.

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i stole my younger female cousin's used panties and sniffed them and wore them and came in them several times before throwing them away
nothing else in my whole life can match the amount of shame I felt after finally getting rid of them and realizing what a fucking disgusting perverted monster I was.

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I messed around my best friend's gf. Me and my friend had been friends for around 6 years up until that point.
While they were still together, his gf and I would have phone sex often and made out a few times. She was my first kiss.
Obviously he found out and they broke up, but I think it changed him somehow. He's never been able to get over her and part of me thinks he will never trust me again.
We are still close friends, close to 15 years later. I don't know why.

gotta give dogfart some credit- they cater to both sides. they have videos of black girls getting gangbanged by white guys in KKK uniform

Disgusting motherfucker

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i betrayed my best friend for pussy.

>At a college party with a girl I really liked. She started making out with another dude. Got pissed off an proceed to sit in a chair and drink away my shame. Get super trashed Later that night she comes out after the dude she was with leaves took my hand back to her room. Starts making out with me. I put my hand down her pants and shes like no stop. I stop and we are just laying in bed. I am super and drunk and horny so against my better judgement I just fap one out laying in the bed next to her. she watches but doesnt say anything. Then pass out. Awkwardly say goodbye the next morning, she tells a bunch of people on campus I raped her. Had to drop out of school.

I suspected but didn't know for sure. I can't think of anything I could say now that would matter after this long. Maybe I'll drink again at some point lol

I mean, you have a point there.

threw away a madoka poster and my dad might have seen it in the trash. I forgot he looks through it for cans and shit.

what a bitch.

drunk squirrels.

Just being abnormal it sucks because I live in the most normie society in the world

WE NEED THIS VIDEO NOW

My greatest shame is not taking the 2D pill sooner.

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go to bed gunjy

killing my neighbors pet rabbit. it just slipped out of my hands and i couldn't catch it again

Laying with a girl in bed who was obviously into me, and when the special moment came up where she leaned in to kiss me, I backed away like she had the plague

user do you happen to look like Shia LaBeouf?

Gender of the 4way? lel did you get pozzed

Trannies need to get the rope

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not a tranny user, just found the idea of jerking off with panties really hot back then

I wipe my boogers on the family couch.

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used to be 315 lbs give or take

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lmao no, all girls (females) I still have some pics/vids

i used to jerk off and wipe my sperm on the underside of the couch cushions

Stealing money from my 6 year old sister

I have this specific shame.

I failed the admission test for college on purpose just so I could be a neet for 6 months without worrying my mom

I use to fuck food and give it to people

probably that time i gave lots of money away to ethots last year in return for nothing. or maybe getting a 145 on the LSAT. they both occurred around the same time so i kinda bundle them together. i like to blame it on the fact that i was hooked on booze and benzos in a major way at that time, but really i know those weren't the only contributing factors.

Had a sex dream about my fat aunt and jacked off twice that same day thinking about it

>be me
>18
>sleeping at a friends house
>sneakily took my friend's car while he was sleeping so that I could drive to my dealers house.
>this was at 10:00pm.
>I took the car to my sesh spot and decided to get high before I dropped the car off.
>I ended up smoking all of my weed and started driving back before I was tired.
>fall asleep at the wheel and crash into a tree
>pretty much unscathed aside from a bleeding nose and a sprained wrist
>I can't face the music so I have to find a way to cover up anything that could lead to me
>the car barely works but i'm on back roads so I got out without drawing attention
>went to my house and grabbed my fuel canister
>took the car out bush
>smashed the windows in, exposed the wires and pocketed the key
>drench car in petrol and light it up
>book it and run back to my friends house
>get there in about two hours and put the key where it originally was
>clean up and go to bed
>go along with it the next day and make him think that it was hotwired and stolen while we were asleep
>get off scott free

I still feel like a fucking asshole though, he had to get his girlfriend to take him everywhere and they started fighting more and eventually broke up.

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Nice friend (o.o)b

I'm ashamed of my life, because it's empty.

>4
Your autism is making you overthink things user

fuck with a whore, your suffering's more

I know exactly everything I need to do and how to do it to pull myself together and start enjoying life, but I don't do anything.

you ruined his life you degenerate druggie
good job

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Get fucked you whiny faggot.

How much money did you donate?

Being a P()

a couple grand each to several different girls. i'm fortunate enough to be very well-off financially for my age so most of the regret doesn't come from the fact that i lost money (although i do regret that too), it more stems from the fact that i was such an enabler for these thots

Fapping to zoo shit not for the women

that i want to be a female but im a male

I'm still too mentally weak. I wish I had the strength to ignore others opinions.

buy some tranny titty skittles

i did but it just gave me basedboy teir hormone levels so far

Ruining all of my friendships because of girls who I never even got to have sex with. Women are the worst thing to ever happen in my life. They are purely a waste of time. I just wish my dick would stop trying to take care over. I've been considering getting castrated.

The fact I haven't fucking killed myself yet

My older sister came home black-out drunk on New Years and I took advantage of her sexually.

Explain what this means, preferably in green text

being unironically a p*d* even if i'm the """""""""""the good kind"""""""""""

>A cute, extremely rich girl was obviously into me but I was too autistic to know what to do
Literally me and she looked exactly like pic related in HS. Never seen her since and I can't find her on Facebook.

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probably not my biggest shame but I'm high and really freaking out right now

>be me 20
>smoking copius amounts of weed at home
>crossdressing for fun also
>one night crossdress in the backyard
>dad sees me through the window
>sneak in when he goes to bed
>find out because dad says the next day he says he saw me dressed like a woman
>say "oh yeah a girl dared me to do it"
>he shakes his head and says "theres something wrong with you user"

should I kill myself yet?

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Not being able to speak spanish. I don't see it as a negative thing since I fucking hate spics and Mexico. Kinda weird too since I'm hispanic.

>4am, Jan 1
>Drinking myself into a stupor as is tradition
>Didn't go out (obviously)
>Roommate is out of town visiting his family
>Older sister (22), drunk as fuck, wanders in
>"I'm gonna crash here."
>Literally collapses onto the floor
>I move her to the couch
>Ask /b/ if I should seek medical help since she's in a bad way
>They tell me to fuck off
>I do
>She's snoring away
>I'm a horny drunk
>Realize this may be a unique opportunity
>Shake her, lightly hit her, tickle her, try to wake her up to make sure she's really out of it
>Can't wake her up
>Fucking jackpot
>Fixated on her mouth for some reason
>Touch her lips
>"Fuck, how many boyfriends has she had?"
>Want to kiss her, but she probably kissed some Chad earlier and I don't want to be indirectly gay
>I take her shirt and bra off and fuck with her tits, first tits I've ever touched
>Worry for a bit about her waking up, but she doesn't react
>Spent like 20 minutes just playing with them
>Peepee is hard
>Still nothing from her
>Pull her pants down
>It's a vagina
>Hairy as fuck
>Touch it, disgusted by hair
>Literally shaking from anxiety of her waking up
>Try to stick my finger in, but she's dry
>Spit on it and try again
>Fingering my sister
>My dick is diamonds
>No reaction from her
>Consider sticking a finger up her pooper
>Decide it would be gross and don't
>"Maybe I should post on /b/ again?"
>"Fuck, I could probably stick it in and get away with it."
>Pull my dick out, seriously considering it.
>Really thinking about it
>Decide to go halfway
>Put my dick on her lips
>Having second thoughts
>Loud noise from the next apartment over makes me jump
>"Fuck this."
>Put her clothes back on and spend the rest of the morning shitposting on /b/ and Jow Forums

>She wakes up the next afternoon
>Doesn't remember a thing after going to the party
>Thanks me for letting her crash at my apartment
>feelsbadman

Chicano ijo de puta no seras bien recibido en mi villa t cagaremos a pinasos

I'm attracted exclusively to severely damaged/kizumono women, visible self-harm scars, suicide attempts do it for me.