Is this legit?

is this legit?

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You'd have to be on a suicidal dose of DNP and do like 8 hrs of cardio every day while water fasting.

>experts blame spare pounds on overeating and lack of exercise
>but there is ANOTHER culprit

so what the fuck are they saying? that overeating and lack of exercise are actually the reason and this acid shit is just one more factor? and then they just give a low carb diet with cheat meals every other day?

and these people actually get paid for this shit. ridiculous.

>Woman's world

What did you expect?

certainly not an article about stopping hair loss with berries

you can if you amputate a limb every week

>"I'm 5 weeks into my 'lost 22-lbs-a-week alkaline diet and my weightloss is stalling. Any tips?"

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this image is cursed, you dun goofed.

how do i into nuggetmode? im 3 weeks in and cant make my guillotine work with only one arm

I lost 88 pounds in 1 month and I've never been happier!

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> God bless America
Kek, is this on every US magazine?

>Been following this meme diet for 2 months while at Uni
>Make crazy losses
>During a biology course the professor couldnt bring in a model
>Volunteer
>he picks me up and uses me as a model
>tfw everyones mirin skeleton mode

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Oh wow! You must be like, pH 14 alkaline!

>It works!

>Woman's World
>wonders if a magazine made for retards has factual advice

only the ones who obey their LORD

Those magazines are momscience incarnate

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would berry

It might be if you are starting at like 800 pounds and just standing up counts as a weighted squat. I think the only women who read that magazine any more are the hamplwnet shut-in type anyway

Yeah I have long been confused about why magazines have been permitted to print outright falsehoods for many years, like the enquirer below it often runs legit Bigfoot conspiracy stories from time to time and the rest is just photoshopped JUST photos of celebrities to make it look like they’re dying

august 6, 2018
OP IS FROM THE FUTURE CONFIRMED

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literally every single thing on that cover is a variation of
>consume X to feel better NOW!

how the fuck do women fall for this retardation without seeing it as the obvious manipulative marketing ploy it is?

wtf r u from trhe future

didnt you read the full article? you have to buy 4 guillotines and set them up in advance!

>christcucks
you sure this isnt some "friends of israel" or similar jew meeting

>retardation
>not realizing this is some sort of satire

TOP KEK

How can they seriously claim you can lose 22 lbs in a week? Unless it's the snake man fasting routine and they just stole it from him

It's possible, but not by that bitch.
You would have to eat over 10k calories a day to start with.
Say around 11-12k.
Yes you would lose 22lbs in a week if you suddenly dropped that 10k calories a day for 7 days.
Realistically you'd lose almost double that because of the amount of food you would pass through your body as your stomach becomes empty.

A person who eats 10k calories a day though would be so morbidly obese they couldn't walk.
I've never met a man who eats more than 6k calories a day and that dude is a world class weight lifter.

That's pretty much how the (actual) boomer population treats Israel

>recipe for a chocolate mousse on the same page
yeah, it works, guaranteed

Woman’s World is /comfy/ as fuck. Very few minorities featured even in ads, when featured they’re white presenting, “God Bless America” above the title, tasty recipes and no politics. It’s also cheap.

I wish :(

isnt she like 5 ft tall? how the fuck is she even going to put on enough weight to lose 22lbs in a week, she's already pretty fucking frail. no wonder the average woman is so stupid