Best fap

I discovered samus porn years ago but the video I fapped to was made last year
Best nut of my fucking life. 10/10

I've done nofap a few times for no more than a week, and the first fap after the 3-7 days was always super disappointing. I wouldn't recommend nofap if you're just doing it for the first fap afterwards.

Do send the video pls thanks

Noice info dudie

>be me
>be in Brazil
>chilling at the hotel
>family goes to eat somewhere while i want to sleep
>the hotel has a box of free condoms
>idea.jpeg
>try one on, it feels fucking awesome
>play porn on tv, after all we only got a few more days there
>cum so hard i could've killed someone
>take all the condoms in my bag back to my country

best nut 10/10

Here:

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph589ed8eec3f76

It's great.

>takes brazilian hotel condoms back with him

A man of culture

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Actually pretty top teir

>look up porn
>fap
>cum

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>teenage me
>hanging with hot girl at parents place they gone
>we start flirting and kissing
>she starts sucking my dick
>almost nut and parents come home
>zip up and tuck raging boner under belt
>talk for a bit with parents and awkwardly leave
>start driving home
>so fucking hard still
>on a rural road noone around
>pull over car and fap right into ditch
>feels good man

Wonder how that ditch is holding up,taking care of your chillens n all

>first fap ever
>big sister is sleeping on a bed next to me
>try to be quiet
>beat my meat thinking of that time she went topless at the beach
>the thrill of tabu makes my dick extra hard and my heart pounds furiously.
>finally came
>she is sleeping like a baby

>Work in shoe store
>They stick me in the back room cause I'm a literal 0/10
>Sexiest blonde 18 year old Stacey I've ever seen comes into store
>She picks out a pair of sneakers and tries them on barefoot as she was in high heels
>Doesn't want them so they're sent back
>Take them into the bathroom on my lunch break and sniff them like a coke starved crackhead
>Most intense nut of my life
>Buy the same pair later "for my sister"

I still have them 2 years later and nearly always fap while sniffing them

Hotte as fug,was that the only time you did it?

Do they still have stacy stench?

Up until recently I was a Kissles, handholdless, hugless, virgin. Through some weird circumstances I hit it off with this fantastic married woman. We had drinks and I checked off kissing, hand holding, hugging, and tried to solve the virginity problem too. She wasn't having any of it. Anyway I went home and fapped to her, no pics, no vids, and had a really intense orgasm. Loved it.

i fapped a lot to my nudity enthusiast sister
i think she never discovered me

What would've you done if she confronted you

The first time I admitted my sexuality to myself and jerked off to the relevant pornography

Soo you were straight?Good for you user!You're a good boy!

I did nofap for 6 months and didnt get laid. So there is no guarantee that you arent just too stupid to get womyn. Also I tried to fuck the one girl that was friends with me who I wasnt even attracted to before. Almost ruined one of the only genuine relationships I had.

Almost correct, my nigger

she can't know i'm fapping to her so i probably say something along the lines of
>it's just natural
>i will always do it in private
if that doesn't work i would have cried

Its traps isn't it

Nyet. Closer with the first guess.

Hmmmmmmm,black chicks?Mommy gf?

You'll never get it at this pace. And does "black chicks" count as a sexuality?

Lol I guess not,just using some brainlet responses

Bumplizzgle

I heard my older sister having sex and jerked off to it.

An oldie but a goodie desu

The real kicker is who she was fucking

Who was it,user?
Oreganili

I guess we'll never originallyyt know!

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Caving in to

>>>Shadman

Don't leave me handing, mi familia

>Be at army bootcamp
>Can't jerk off because no privacy
>One week goes by and be send home for two days
>Busted the fattest nut for two days straight and fucked like rabbits with bf

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I want to know who it is.

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What other nudie stuff would she do? aside from sunbathing.

I've felt this the wrath of the shad

Who could it have even been? You father? The dog? Tell me, you fuck.

You're a chick,right user?

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Developing a severe futa fetish because of Shad's antics

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I had a dream that one of my friends was raped by her dog and came like my man Jesus Christ after I woke up and jerked off to the dream.

>came like my man Jesus Christ

Probably one of those Gloryhole secrets/Swallow videos.
Holy shit I can't even believe that exists.

Im disgusted but intrigued

Nope, our army is only consisted of men and a few women tbat are into office work

Hhhhhnnnnnnggg stop niga

Had a lucid dream of getting my cock sucked, felt so fucking intense, when I came in the dream I woke up, already had a boner so I just went for a fap right away.

>bf
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Bumpalalaragaragaga

>be 16
>fap a few times a day for the majority of my fapping life
>go on holidays with my family to visit the rest of the family about 800km south of where I live
>almost no time to fap because of the amount of places I have to go and the people to meet
>find out we're going to be staying at my Dad's Mum's house for a week
>have gone 2 weeks without fapping, and my need to bust a nut grows more and more unbearable, and it doesn't help that I've been looking at fap fuel when I thought I had free time for a fap, only to get blueballed
>parents and brother decide to go out with Grandma and leave me by myself for a couple of hours
>get onto my fap folder on my phone
>dick has never felt that big and sensitive in my life
>bust the biggest nut of my life in about 7 minutes, pull a muscle in my leg from sitting on the floor and fapping, and fall back panting
>still not done, so I go back and fap until I cum all over my hands 5 minutes later
>fap once more and finally get all of it out
>hands absolutely drenched in cum
I've never been in such bliss before

>Bf and i join the army
>Neither of us can jerk off in peace in bootcamp
>I have a holiday home near the bootcamp
>Leave boot Camp on our last day there
>Drive straight to apartment
>Have sex for a couple of hours and then go for a walk