"g-geez user, what kind of movie did you take me to!?"

I took a girl to go see The Room when they brought it back into theatres to promote the release of the disaster artist and cult I kinda felt like this during the gratuitously long sex scenes.

Checkd and kekd lad

This board might not be dead just yet.

Thats like a 5min sex scene holy shit.
That must have been awkward.

What a stuck up whore.

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>"h-heh-heh.." *atrocious smirk with unrelenting deranged eye contact* Wanna squart in the theater baby?"

This is where she'd get up and start walking away, subsequently this is also where I'd grab a hold of her wrist and rub her ass with my other free hand. At which point she'd either yell at or hit me. I'd take the hit but call to her from my chair, leaning off of it as my gaze is firmly locked on her ass. Adernaline would start pumping. I'd follow her out.. Breathing heavy, heart racing. I'd try not to let her see me. As she gets in her cry I too would rush in. Dark empty parking lot of fun. Make children, abusively against the driver's seat or steering-wheel.

That's when I'd tell her she's too good to me. And play her head like a bongo drum as I have her pinned against the steeringwheel with me standing right up behind her.

Silly girls.

carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriginal.

A true original tale.

Reminds me of that scene from Taco Driver

Don't forget there are two sex scenes pretty much back to back.

>An R-rated one. I thought you were mature enough to handle a sex scene.

I-I just thought you would like them, I don't know, I do.

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This is kino

Oginalo btw

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You told me to bring them because the food was so expensive here.
Why would you set me up like this anonette?

Oooooh!!! It hurts so much when it's not my mom doing it!!!

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>there's not an art of my waifu blushing at a scene in a movie theater with me
okay this sucks

kek, good posting user

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Braaaaaap!!!!!pssshhhht oh shit gotta take a shit now hold ma beans.

those teets were the best part about my american film class

That's a big soda

Geez sorry mum it looked fine in the trailer.

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Why do my dates always end like this?

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Men of taste.
youtube.com/watch?v=jnCB-3jklfM

what the fuck are you doing man