It's my birthday

Guess what I did today Jow Forums.

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Didnt have a gf

Ok, but girls aren't that important ya know? There's more to life than a warm wet hole.

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Isn't anybody gonna say happy birthday. I see it happen all the time on here.

Happy birthday
Also wut anime

What about a warm loving person that wants to give you a hug and cares for your wellbeing, and legitimately misses you when you arent around, to the point of taking your sweaty clothes, rolling it in ball and sleeping with them because they smell like you.

>>Kokou no hito
Good choice OP

no I wanna get my dick wet

Well dont ask me im almost 26 and never even recieved romantic hug

Can't get too close to anyone. Everyone can betray you, just as you can betray anyone.

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Also, women even mores so. I legitimately do not understand how any of you can say you "love" women outside of your family.

Happy Birthday user, don’t be so sad. Here have a cookie.

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Cringe cope

If you need to love from a woman that's not your mom, you're a faggot.

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It might not mean a lot from a stranger on the net, but happy birthday user. I hope you're getting where you want step by step even if slowly so, i hope you feel happy and that you try your best to be better than the person you were yesterday. Happy birthday user, i wish you all the best things in the world

Incest is wincest

Thanks.

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Happy birthday Oh Pee

You're welcome my man, and if anything is troubling you remember that it will temporary as long as you don't let yourself go. I genuinely wish you the very best. Cheers

What home gym fitness equipment should I get for my birthday that doesn't cost more than 100$?

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I had a good day. I'd like to keep it that way.

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Ah, shit.

door pull up bar

How?

Already have it. I'm looking at dip stands though, but any other suggestions are appreciated.

Great manga, I recommend it

Gymnast rings

Haha, have those too. I actually had chest imbalance because they were uneven. Built up to a 100 pound weighted dips on them though.

Never mind guys, might get a small dog.

?

wow

Stop larping here and go back to Jow Forums

do women actually do this
i want this

this
said love you" few times when I was under age 15-17, but as I grew up I realized the meaning of the word and I can't see myself saying it ever again to anyone, aside family

Today’s my birthday desu. Gonna life extra hard and have a nice cheat meal.

I remember when a girl did this to me
To bad she is a lesbian now
>tfw hold me bros

Happy birthday user

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Czeched

>Gonna life extra hard
Good luck with that

>because they smell like you.
Damn she must be fucking crazy. Or a dog.