Play video game

>play fighting game
>intense equally matched battle against a stranger
>extreme back and forth until a stray hit takes me out
>5 rounds felt like 5 weeks of playing
>leave feeling good even though I lost because I had so much fun against someone of equal skill

Man I love videogames.

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These might be more your speed, OP. Try getting some.

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Sounds like youre just lazy and retarded.I recommend Adventure Capitalist.

You might just have a mental disability.

what do I do if im retarded

was your post serious? I thought this was just some sort of troll.

Just try to play it for around 10 hours despite failing everytime, and maybe you can be average at it. If it doesn't happen just play VNs, user.

Stick to megablox buckaroo. Just remember they don't go into your mouth or butt!!

This. I genuinely cannot believe you can suck so much at a simple game and still operate a computer.

im level 100

im legitametly mentally slow

also in my defense the retards made this game just literally impossible. I just did the same mission again with a group full of people and not one person could find the entrance. I think this game is just shit

It takes perseverance, (but there's a shortcut.) What you just said applies to a lot of other people, whether they're playing darksouls or minecraft or dwarf fortress, etc. I remember those threads with guys with a thousand hours in TF2 and shit, and I saw my little bro have 500 hours in cs:go.
The trick here is that you don't stop playing, and of course you analyze your mistakes. Whether or not you're an ultra-brainlet, write notes after every match or do a post-commentary (live commentaries make your gameplay worse) to force your brain to actually think and not make the game rote. You can be decent at a game after a thousand hours but you can make that process exponentially faster by analyzing your gameplay. This is also why notetaking is good in general for many activities, (ironically except learning in a school environment which requires more than that because of arbitrarily putting all human beings up to the same standard in a depersonalized environment is not good for learning but that's beyond the scope of this post.)

>If it doesn't happen just play VNs, user.
I'm not OP but I quit playing VNs and eroge and the like in 2003 after a game called Tokimeki Check-In cucked me. The premise was that your family runs this little hotel and a bunch of girls come to stay there. Yadda yadda, you know the drill.

Anyway I carefully considered each dialogue option and just when I thought I was getting somewhere with one of the girls the game ended with the "you didn't get any of the girls" ending. I restarted and tried again and had the same thing happen. It was reminding me too much of real life so I quit in disgust and haven't played another one of those games since. Because apparently if there's any chance of failure, I'll find it like a heatseeking missile.

Thanks for reading my blog

you might just be screwed. sorry pal, some people are just born brainlets.

>thanks for reading my blog
I chuckled
Also
>2003
I was in first grade while you were playing porn games

>gotten old
>got carpal tunnel
>feel sad that I'll never be able to have fun in an FPS and be above average ever again

i just want to go back to 2007

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well at least I got a big dick I guess

and I dont have to worry about this

i have a big dick and i have 2 degrees in math and i work as a software developer making more money than i spend. some people just have it worse i guess

yeah but im not an autistic virgin ive had hot girlfriend ive had sex with and i make good money too. i dont care about books and college i just dont want to be retarded

when i start my business idea im going to be making 100k a month

>>I was in first grade while you were playing porn games
I was a junior in high school. *sips monster* now Three Sisters' Story, THAT was a good hentai game...

yea it hurts my feelings to be at the bottom of every leaderboard for everything

this is why i stick to single player games or if i play multiplayer games i just play for the sake of playing and don't really focus / care much about my performance and try and be as casual as possible even if i put in the time of a hardcore player

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the weird thing is I used to be beast as fuck at cod im on the top leader boards every time I play a round but I cant do gta or anything else because im retarded

i feel really alone if i dont play online

I was born unto FPS games, and I still play FPS games. I strive to perfect my mouse reflexes.

well
download a hack

The direction that you approached that building from probably has a doorway. You acquire skills by practicing. DId you play little league sports as a kid? You are a child playing against college athletes

>keep saying 99% of the game has a hack somehow and im the only one without it
This is especially funny because GTA V actually has a big hacking problem

nigga you cant look up tutorials on youtube or something? Games these days are easy as hell you are just trash lmao

yeah but I hate switching between games and my pc and wasting all my game time studying like shit nigga put an arrow above the door fuck how hard is it

Video games are a skill; the people that know maps inside and out who get tons of kills sink hours into the game. I know a guy with 3,000 hours on a single game, Metal Gear I believe.

If you want to beat people, you can't go straight into multiplayer. You need to play campaign and get used to the controls for a while, or make n00b buddies who don't play much and just mess around with them.

I feel similarly to you, games just aren't enjoyable anymore unless you invest into it like a serious hobby. I'd rather learn and instrument or get better at cooking. Pulling all-nighters as a kid with friends was fun, baming just doesn't give me that high anymore. Nor is investing that much time realistic. Getting better just feels like a timesink and a chore, especially with how much grinding is required to level up in most games to compete online now. Fuck that. I play older games on ps2 and Dark Souls pretty much now. I spend a half and hour to two hours per session when I do play, if ever.

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>mfw have the ability to instantly memorize maps/interiors in games and real life..

completely useless except for games, but i usually score top 3 frag

Read the fucking manual and git gud faggot.

Architecture, Designing, Contracting, Map making, Military, etc. are all good places to use that skill irl.

im. lvl. 100.

In what? Being a little bitch?

in the game you fucking moron

What game? The Adventures of OP the Whiny Bitch?

There's your problem there, gta online is the biggest waste of time, it's the absolute state of everything wrong with games, from the dripfeeding and money whoring to the half assed gameplay and toxic community. Although to be fair I'd mute you if you started calling people hackers, then again I checked out of shooters forever, if it doesn't advertise itself as a role playing video game I will not play it, there's no point in playing multiplayer, it's rarely ever fun alone. RPG's however are fun alone and only get better with friends.
How about you pick up skyrim or witcher instead, super easy and not too complicated or difficult, just numbers and simple goals.

Find a community server and git gud.

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but I like easy games and I cant play skyrim or witcher wayyyyy too fucking slow paced I tried playing elder scrolls and it was literally just walking. nothing but walking.

that shits from like 5th grade game sucks too