ITT: Ideal gfs and what we want to do with them

>kinda like pic related
>early 20s
>dark hair
>big tits and ass
>big canine teeth
>5'11

I want her to undress us both, then shove me against a wall and start kissing my neck and licking my ear. I want to smell her hair while she makes me suck on her fingers and rubs my cock on her soft tummy.

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I am 6'2 and I fucking swoon when I see any girl over 5'9 then I get sad when they are just wearing heels

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dont have. admire all women

>18-25
>white
>5'3
>slim
>big eyes

Not writing some faggy shit like you did. I just want her to make me babies.

Are you talking more about a vampire or a werewolf? I could see it being either, but obviously there's a huge difference since we're mortal enemies and all.

i don't care too much for looks, i just want someone that likes me and is like me, so they can take interest in my hobbies and understand how i feel even tho i hate myself

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neither. op is talking about a bloodline of fallen angels.

i just want a nice girl to live innawoods with.

Here I thought I was the only one who likes The Strain.

So a demon? Are those even real?

>5'11"
I'm only 5'8" you tall ass monster.
Why haven't you live streamed that suicide?

most bloodlines are very diluted (but with high quality) human genes but yes some people are from very special bloodlines of fallen angels.

if they wanna be

I unironicly have a fetish for heels

Is that degenerate or not?

Rosa from FF2.

As long as she's stepping on your balls with them, it's perfectly normal.

>early 20s
>short hair
>flat/androgynous looking
>depressed
I just want someone to die with for the most part. Relationship part is less important.

It would destroy my mom. Plus I can't afford a gun anyway. And I'm 6'3.

Agree with user, got hard just reading that.

This is just the momfrom meet the robinsons dude

same senpai my 90 year old granny is still alive so she would just drop dead from grief.

If I had to KMS I would cut my wrists in the tub godfather style

>16 years old
>virgin
>blonde, blue eyes
>tall
>large hips for childbearing
>large tits for breastfeeding
>aryan skull and facial features
>intelligent
>strong family values
>catholic
>detached from wordly possessions
>house wife
Impossible.

>5'3
>I just want her to make me babies
Your sons will be manlets and end up here

Yeah well wimminz are supposed to be short. Besides I'm flexible on height. I'm over 6ft.

Are you a femanon though? \
Shotguns are only about 250 bucks. Just work a shit minimum wage job, and then blow your thoughts on the wall.

>big canine teeth
Guys are into that?
I'm 5'2" and my bf I'd 6'2". Our babies will be big like him

they will be half manlets due to your shit genes

They'll be autists no matter what so they're fucked either way.

what do you have against female midgets, those children wont be yours anyway fag

Big canines are the most patrician fetish desu.

They'll be big, you'll see
I'm the only short person in my family I know of, so hopefully I was just the fluke
Fair point

>Yeah well wimminz are supposed to be short.
No, women aren't supposed to be short. Women are supposed to be tall enough to provide good genes for their children, while being short enough to not pass on the problems related to being too tall for their daughters, making them ideally 5'5-5'8 which is shorter than the average man should ideally be. 5'3'' is below average for a woman in the west. Why would you ever choose a short woman if you had the chance to pick a normal sized or a tall one when there's so many robots in manlet threads complaining about their father being tall and mother being short with them ending up below average?

>teeth
how the absolute degenerate fuck does anyone find teeth attractive? They're just part of the skeleton. If they're white teeth then they can give good smiles but liking "big" teeth? Who does that?

>All that shit.
Wimminz are supposed to be short.

You should just get a surrogate at that point. You're too much of a womanlet to breed and might even die in childbirth.

It's much easier to leash your fembot when she's under 5'5 or so.

Closet pedo d

I do want my bf to impregnate other women, but I want kids of my own so I'm taking the gamble. Hopefully if they're all short they'll all be girls. I want tall boys though

then those girls will be forced to only have girls too or else they will have manlet sons

That's a nonissue, as women are so weak that even one taller than a man will most likely get BTFO'd by him any day.

How do I get a fembot like you? I want to impregnate 3 fembots but they all have to be cool with it.

Damn it I want a cuckqueen gf

You're gambling on human lives there. Your own selfish desire to have a biological child could lead to a manlet having a lifetime worth of dealing with it to do.

Not if they're tall too
In her room with all the lights off
>hurr durr why don't white women have lots of white kids
>Don't have any fucking kids midget
Pick one user

I pick "Don't have any fucking kids midget". Manlets are a disgrace and idagf about some cringy as fuck "we must secure the existence of the white race" Jow Forumsshit.

Welp, you got me there. I'm gonna have a bunch of kids anyways

That's ok. If they take after their mother, they'll just end up as incels and if they're tall like you, then they're genes will propagate. That's the beauty of natural selection. Better hope that you get lucky.

My bf is 6'2", his dad and brother are the same height I think, my dad is 5'11", my mom is 5'6". Them being tall or average height is more likely than anything else

Fuck I was trying to reply to Kinda goofed that one

I don't really have an ideal, just a few standards.
I mostly just want wholesome stuff, I guess. I'm not a big believer in sex before marriage, as outdated as it may sound.

That's some pretty convincing anecdotal evidence you've got there.

It's a little more than anecdotal, user. I just got unlucky with my height it seems.
His mom is 5' flat, so I think he's got strong height genes, if that's a thing

>It's a little more than anecdotal, user
It's nothing more than anecdotal. Unless you've got studies and statistics to prove that men with short mothers and above average height fathers aren't shorter than men with both parents above average height, there's no point arguing this.

The mother's height is more of a determining factor in the offspring's height than the father's height is. But, of course, short women will always reproduce, whereas short men won't.
That's the beauty of natural selection: the game is entirely unfair and biased towards those who actually end up affecting it, rather than those who don't affect it as much.
That's why we decided as a species to remove ourselves from that system with civilization.

Pic related.

I'd just have sex with her and kiss her. Nothing harsh. I kind of look like her too but obviously a dude and since I heard people who have the same level of attractiveness have better relationships, that's nice.

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She looks like she'd be a freaq

Yeah maybe. I'd do whatever she asked.

>early 20s
>looks late 40s

Ameicans, not even once

Nice reading comprehension, jackass.