>"It's called bulking, doc. My internet friends told me it was safe"
"It's called bulking, doc. My internet friends told me it was safe"
Brody Rogers
Mason Howard
Yeah biking is great, just watch for cars.
Daniel Morgan
>GOMAD?
Hudson Nguyen
It is safe if you're working out. Why would you tell a doctor about this shit anyway? They are trained to help people who have diseases, not to prevent them.
Benjamin Martinez
>4 EGGS A DAY? How long you've been doing this for?
Hunter Collins
>GP walk in doctor
>knowing fucking anything about sports medicine
Pick 1.
Joshua Hernandez
They aren't even trained to do that. They just sell pills.
Justin Green
>be me
>study for 1'0 years to become a fucking doctor
>some Jow Forums bro on the internet thinks I can only sell pills
Elijah Parker
That's the joke nigger
Christian Hughes
Most doctors are useless today, they just tell you the same shit you can read online and sell you the pills.
Jeremiah Hill
>I know better than a fucking doctor
never change, Jow Forums
Brody Rogers
Doctors used to endorse camel cigarettes. You're just a shill. Sorry.
Austin Jones
Eggs are literally a boomer meme and should be avoided at all costs. Nothing good about them other than a dirt cheap source of protein, but even then dry beans are cheaper.
Kayden Richardson
>"Leave humanity behind...? You're not thinking of hurting yourself, are you?"
Jeremiah Ortiz
>"She'll never love you?... No matter how much you lift?... I see *hmm*"
Luis Roberts
>"Red pill? No, I don't think I can write you a prescription for that."
Jose Watson
Mine has denied me physiotherapy after a muscle fiber tear because "the human body just goes down in vitality after age 18" and I should rather quit sports.
So I ended up having to pay it for myself despite getting taxed for the fucking healthcare system. Meanwhile fatties and old people got all the "physiotherapy" (read: massages) they wanted from their doctors.
>mfw
(Will ask one last time on Tuesday and then switch to a different doctor if they say no again.)
Andrew Morris
What country?
Landon White
>You keep mentioning Chad. Who is this person?
Austin Peterson
>So he's not an actual person? Is he just like your imaginary friend?
Blake Richardson
How much milk did you say you drink?
Jaxon Rogers
Don't you mean Camel cigarettes used to endorse camel cigarettes. Those were commercials user
Kayden Sanders
>HOW MANY FUCKING SCOOPS DID YOU EAT?
Henry Baker
Friendly reminder you only need a doctor when you're 35 for a colonoscopy and if you legitimately hurt yourself.
Charles Green
isn't it obvious?
Justin Mitchell
Most doctors dont know much about nutrition, not their area.
Hunter Robinson
I once revealed my power level to a doctor and told him that I count calories. His response was "why?" and I was speechless for a good 20 seconds
Lucas Young
Not really, most western countries have socialized healthcare except the US
Sebastian Allen
the joke is doctors who are not familiar with anything related to autistic Jow Forums shit, not ones who are
Leo Turner
they taste nice
Samuel Jackson
>I'm cultivating mass BRO
Elijah Thomas
O-only four! I'm sorry, I know I was supposed to take five, but I couldn't handle it!
Jose Taylor
>I-I'm sorry ma'am, I'm not quite sure how to put this. That 'Creatine' substance you've been having with your milk every day for the last 9 months of pregnancy has created, something... We doubt you will survive childbirth
>I don't think we could abort it if tried to, ma'am,
Christopher Johnson
>nothing good about them
>dirt cheap source of protein
I'm failing to see why to avoid them
Jordan Flores
That bitch aint pregnant she's fat, look at that gut
Elijah Bell
Stupid
Nolan Perez
go get a second opinion
Hunter Hall
kek
Jaxson Moore
mine dismissed a stress fracture entirely
didn't know what shin splints were until i told him
then he said you only get shin splint on the anterior as if he had never heard medial tibial stress syndrome or posterior shin splints
i fucking googled this shit all in 10 minutes useless NHS GPs making me wait 2 weeks for an appointment and not even giving me a scan
another time i broke my fibula and walked on it for weeks only to see my GP years ago only for him to send me straight for a scan and then told me to carry on walking on it useless piece of shits desu
Hudson Cox
i fucking hate the NHS i am sure i have a meniscus tear but there's nothing he can do about it until it gets way worse(when im a cripple basically) they told me
Adrian Gomez
I never said I know better, but that the information is available today. There are several other occupations, which have been held in high regard, because your average citizen didn't know shit and couldn't obtain the information. Doctors, lawyers, engineers etc.
Brody Jones
>I'm sorry, this isn't the psych ward
Jackson Davis
>engineers
Just because you as a layman can build a power rack in your home gym doesn't mean you can build a bridge, even if books about bridge building is available online.
Blake Martinez
Nobody needs to build a bridge, but the information how to build one is on your reach quite easy. And I am an engineer, and most of my knowledge can be found online. Of course there any specialised doctors and engineers, which perform surgeries and design the bridges, but they are one in a thousand.
Brayden Rodriguez
I can build a bridge if I want to you absolute copefag brainlet
Landon James
>so you eat this "powder" and you measure it in....scoops?
>and you eat how many?!
Jaxon Foster
>you quit your job because they told you to take mandatory training?
>...slow down, postmodern what now?
Jose Foster
>HE'S NOT MY FRIEND HE'S MY NEMESIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE