How do I suck my own dick? No one else is, so I want to try it myself

How do I suck my own dick? No one else is, so I want to try it myself.

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You bend over and suck it. What kind of fucking answer do you want? If you aren't flexible enough to reach, then you can't do it. There's no magic password we can just give you that you type into your own body and can then instantly do it.

>How do I suck my own dick? No one else is, so I want to try it myself.
Let me show you how it's done

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discord? dfzhsfh

Practice bending over and flexibility. After a few months ive been able to kiss/suck the glans

>discord? dfzhsfh
Pointless unless you are close to me

where at??????????????
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be a good little faggot and tell user where you live, dummy.

You do not

Orgehe

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UwU how lewd

lay on your back, swing your legs over your head. It might help to be facing a wall so you can "walk" over yourself and for stability. I use a pillow underneath my back and neck to relieve strain and make it a little easier.

God, gunplay porn is so hot but so fucking rare. I've literally only seen one JAV that had exactly ONE scene involving it and never see it at all in western porn. It makes my dick diamonds.

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it's just pretty rude to tell a boy that you want to suck his cock, and then you don't even tell him where he has to go to get your services!

Where are you

I don't wanna say, people know where I live and will associate me with faggotry and cocklust and then my life is pretty much over

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at least say the country then, nerd.

There's 2 ways to do it if you aren't anomalously flexible. The first way is to lay with your back on the ground and put your legs over your head. Don't try to put them down, push them further back behind your head. The other way is to walk down a wall to ease into the position. It doesn't feel great unless you enjoy the feeling of having a dick in your mouth though. You can't focus on the sucking because your back is sore and you can't reach all the way down the shaft. Not like I would know though, baka, I'm straight.

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why don't we just make a zeemap type thing of all r9k cute gay and bi boys, so we can meet up with each-other and suck each-other's dicks simultaneously, instead of doing all of this lame acrobatics.
All monogamously, of course. We're faggots, not sluts.

i second this for the bois who want to

zeemaps costs money now, so we're kinda screwed, i guess.

Who here 37.354, -121.955? lol

USA

I believe you are talking about cuteboy.world

pls post so I can find a cutie with a nice cock I can worship soon

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yeah you're nowhere near me. and i have a marker on there, but i dont want casual hookups desu.

I am too stupid/ autistic to form an emotional connection with someone

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i've never done that before, but i'd rather have a bf than have sex with random strangers desu.

>I am too stupid/ autistic to form an emotional connection with someone
Does meaningless sex even accomplish anything though?

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um idk I'm a virgin
maybe

same
post on the map thing idk

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i did but nobody is near me ;_;

where you at, user? o:

not near you desu

wow you didn't even give me a chance im going to cry in a corner now

then tell me where you are!! :c

the east coast of the United States of America

Yeah, wrong continent.

>>Defenestrate. Broken. Self-BJ.

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