Why do you lift? Pic related

Why do you lift? Pic related

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So you basically want an autistic child as a gf?

>being so desperate you want a barely functional human being as a gf because she cant leave you

OP here, yes, the younger the better

all women have the emotional state of a child.

No I want a gf like in the pic

post gf

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living the dream, yes

Why the fuck would you want a girl like that? Being shy isn't cute at all, it's a pretty giid sign they have problems with anxiety and shit like that. This isn't even like being an intovert, which is just a matter of preference, this is just a straight up lack of social skills from mental reasons. I've been there before and I hated it, I would've given anything to be socially competant then.

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HOW MUCH DO I HAVE TO LIFT TO GET A QT ORC GF>?

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I feel like all of those would fit a Klingon as well, anyone got one like that?

I got you.

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This is the worst kind of fkin girl

why the fk would you want to raise a child

God I hate girls like this.

I have to get strong enough to be a hard-counter to Merlin's shenanigans.
We're bros and all but sometimes he takes his bantz too far.

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>You're not eating healthy, and you look so sad :(
Kill me

Interesting contrast of opinions with Jow Forums. I know they'd like a gf like this.

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LADS HOLD ME

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I lift to save her

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Or this one

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Absolutely pa-trish.

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It makes me feel better

That's it

This upsets me and gives me a boner
What have you done to me

It’s because they want someone who isn’t capable of standing up for herself and making her own decisions so she can basically always agree to do whatever they want.

hot

this is literally my sister. dont know how to help her

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You need to fuck her

I watched One Punch Man and then decided I wanted to work out, so I started.

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yeah, i dont care how you put it. thats what i want

I didn't come here to feel.

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>13
>loli
Get this hag shit out of here

It's cool man, she's 12 in real life.

literally my first gf, don't do it bro it's not good for the heart

>for korean qt's

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She has clinical depression, smokes weed, wants tattoos and all sorts of weird piercings and wants to die. Grew up without a real father because he died in a car crash. is right, and she was literally my first gf as well.
You can't save her user. Just be her friend it's easier on the soul; there'll be less sleepless nights that way.

post her contact info, I'll sort her out

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This is my current girlfriend spot on holy shit.
It's dangerous lads, but I'm addicted

My girlfriend acts like this but she's 20.

>for korean plastics
here, fixed it for you

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"She" has her own life now, all I have are regrets that I use as fuel to push myself to new limits. I missed too many opportunities, she included. I won't miss anything else.

the most beta dream you could ever have

Same here desu

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He wishes to lie with me.

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you cut right to the bone

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yes

ok i'm the third one in this thread with my first gf like this what the hell

tell me your story, i'm in/was in a similar situation

im actually adducted to lifting, i do PPL and that one rest day just tortures my mind. im always feeling pumped when going to the gym

My longest relationship with a girl was with a Bully GF just like this (5+ years)

I'll never really get over her

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this one always gives me feels but then I think abortion is murder so it should

My post has most of the story.
I wrote this list of things she did/would have done after we broke up to help me dealwiddit. I wasn't ready to face the reality.
>she's been diagnosed with clinical depression
>she would.have sent booty pics but I stopped her. I later found out that it would've been for validation.
>was going to smoke weed "for creativity" (I think it's to escape emotional pain)
>she feels like she isn't worth being with me/she isn't good enough
>she has very low/nonexistant feelings of self-worth
>She says she feels like she'll ruin the relationship

I thought I could fix her.
Feel free to ask questions/advice

why user? :'(

this is literally the same one I'm dealing with. The only difference is that she said she's going to stop talking to me in a couple days. So I'm living it up while it lasts.

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She doesn't happen to live in North Carolina does she?

This is only the desired gf of those who have not had this kind of gf.

>she warns you that she'll stop talking to you in a couple days
>>>stop talking to you
Were you in a long distance relationship too user?
>I forgot to mention this was all long distance between us, because she moved across the damn country

>living it up while it lasts
This seems ominous to me.

Close, kentucky. I'm in WA.
If you get the first two letters of her name right I'll freak out. Give it a shot.
>We have the same birthday

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Most Goth girls are like this

dis made my peepee hard

Yikes

You mean the pic? Do goths even exist in today's landscape?

I want to be an exemplary father to my future children, because mine may as well not have been there

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>Jow Forums

Are you trying to derail or have you seen this posted there?

>sits on you if you dont let her win

This thread is tumblr tier

I'm full Jow Forums and I'd much prefer

That sounds like a colossal burden

Pls delete

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How were you planning to fix her?

Omfg, to even pretend that this type of women does not exist in the form of a man in modern day society is fucking loco.

Something along the lines of "if I apply enough love, all the problems will just go away."
Sad thing is she's a really great girl too except for the part where being in a relationship with a metally ill person doesn't work out

The actual perfect woman. I'm in my mid-twenties, it's too late for me to find a girl like that now. I hope you all find Shy gfs, boys.

>>>>./tumblr/

Men can date younger. You can forever keep dating 19 year olds. But you have to offer them something that their local Chads cant offer, like financial stability or a home

Real gf

>why didn’t you call me?
>are you seeing someone?
>nah i’m not in the mood right now, maybe tomorrow (for 2 weeks straight at a time)
>i wanna travel somewhere
>do you think i’m fat?
>are you really gonna wear thar shirt lol?
>do you and your friends ever talk about me?
>why do i never see your friends?

I want to get out of this and smash fresh pussy brahs

Don’t have relationships

you could get a high tier jewess if you wanna degrade yourself, you'll get acess to some shekels

>autistic child
That’s literally 95% of women

there was this degenerate edm festival in my little town this year, pic related,anyway it was on the city beach which you can overlook in the hills behind, I was walking and in one of the clearings there was this girl with her parents,she was young and qt but in a wheelchair and from what I could tell she couldn't see shit bc of the bushes. Had the feels for a minute

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reminded me of this

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>t.hasneveer had a gf before
All of them are barely functional. Some fake it better than others.

>tfw i have an amputee fetish

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>tfw this will soon be possible thanks to genetic editing
I love science

That's pretty hot. Do non-psycho/borderline bullies exist?

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>tfw no wheelchair gf

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Went to the grocery store this evening and a plain thin lovely dirty blond girl was leaving as I was entering and mirred me. Ive got a massive anxiety disorder and PTSD that prevents me from approaching women and forming relationships; but just having that plain girl look at me as desirable added a little bit to my self esteem.

One day

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I finally made it a few months ago after years of dreaming.

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Find strong caring BF for her. Someone you know well and would trust your life on.

jesus fucking christ, I got cold sweat just looking at that

so I can one day get a jewish girlfriend

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Do it, user. It will only hurt fro a bit, and the fresh puss is worth it. You've only got one life.
> t. Guy that stayed with ((her)) too long

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