Hey guys, I'm going to the grocery store. Can you watch my glass of chocolate milk while I'm gone?
Thanks, be back soon
Hey guys, I'm going to the grocery store. Can you watch my glass of chocolate milk while I'm gone?
Cooper Smith
Jeremiah Williams
Sure thing boss, catch you soon.
Levi Martin
You're a friend for life, thanks again.
Jaxon Wilson
Is he gone?
*pisses just a little bit in chocmilk*
Hehehehehehehehehe sneaky sneaky
Benjamin Jenkins
I took the liberty of sealing it inside this safe, which I locked without looking at the numbers so no one can extract the information from me!
Thomas Howard
*sits idly inside of the safe, slightly pissed in*
Evan Williams
greentext stories are being sold on amazon
Caleb Taylor
Why am I laughing like a retarded person
Andrew Gutierrez
lol cause you are retarded
Andrew Ramirez
Uh, guys...
how are we gonna get it back out?
Benjamin Martinez
The logic checks out
Lucas Carter
Don't worry OP, I work as a guard so I'll watch over the safe for you :)
Cameron Rodriguez
We obviously melt the top without harming the glass!
Dylan Richardson
*bzzzzzt*
*bzzzzzt*
*Space Dandy's theme plays*
>Do you answer?
Matthew Butler
Its simple my dear watson! We purchase a bigger, heavier safe, and smash the original safe with it until it cracks like an egg!
Cameron Ramirez
hey bro lost some of your milk, nothing could be done about it but it's cool you still have half a glass left.
Colton Adams
God damnit user we had one job
Now we have to figure out a method to retract the piss from the choclate milk, also on top of that we have to figure out how to get into this safe.
Jonathan Powell
Moshi moshi! :3
Jayden King
Well that's one way to try and remove the piss
Liam Walker
That's not his milk, he had chocolate milk and it's stuck in a safe. Get your shitty white milk out of here jester
Bentley Allen
If you think about it, only that second part is necessary
Kayden Sullivan
Yes you do. For the booty.
Anthony Barnes
idk what kind of white milk you're drinking but if it looks like the milk in then you need to start buying it from somewhere else asap
Carson Reed
If DARK chocolate it isn't in the vault anymore. It is WHEN.
Ryan Martinez
>Heh, hey user, just checking in on you. Hope everything's going okay.
>I'm having a really tough time at the grocery store. My tire popped on the way here, there was no parking so I had to walk about five minutes to get to here after parking down the street, and I saw a nigger.
>Anyway, I'm really looking forward to the glass I left. Could you stick it in the fridge? I can't wait for that cool, refreshing taste.
>I owe you a million, I picked up some tendies for my appreciation. I knew I could always trust you guys. I'll see you soon.
Mason Gutierrez
Check out what I got on Etsy.
Let's leave it on the counter for when OP gets back.
Thomas Moore
So heres the plan boys:
As soon as OP opens the door, one of you smashes him over the head with the safe and I'll take the tendies and run in the middle of all the confusion.
OF COURSE we will reconvene so that the tendies can be evenly dispersed. And when OP comes to he'll technically still have his chocolate milk. He's even getting some free piss out of the deal! What a lucky guy.
Josiah Murphy
This is considered "white" in burgerland. 56% and all.
Caleb Bell
Wait a minute here ill be the one to take ehe tendies and run wiseguy
Hudson Myers
I don't fucking think so PAL. It was MY plan that you GREEDY COWARDS are just latching on to!
Jaxson Cruz
I'm going to UNBLACKED your milk
Asher Diaz
i would cum in your glass
Henry Stewart
>OP asks us to protect his chocolate milk
>You faggots piss in it and argue about taking his gift to us
Fuck you guys. I just hacked open the safe and placed it in the fridge. I even used my chemistry degree to un-piss it.
Oliver Lee
*opens fridge*
*pisses a little more into the chocmilk*
*breaks your fingers*
Tch... Nothing personal.
Joshua Lewis
As long as it is in the vault it is black AND white. Schrodinger 's vault.
Dylan Young
It's warm now, why would you do this?
Jeremiah Hughes
*bzzzzzzt*
*bzzzzzzzt*
*Sailor Moon Theme Plays*
>Do you answer?
Jayden Turner
Think of it like a finally aged wine. The flavor has only deepened and become more complex
Blake Perez
um... h-hi???? user!?
Jaxson Clark
Heh, let Gnarly Knuckles the Boy Genius over here talk... on speakerphone :)
Blake Adams
Yes if its any of the girls there may be a chance its a booty call
Parker Miller
>Hey user! I'm outside with the groceries. On the way back I decided to pick us up some Domino's pizza too, I got two extra large with one all your favorite toppings, and the other for everyone else.
>The thing is, I accidentally locked myself out. Could you let me in?
Josiah Scott
Hmmm... I think I'm just gonna take his TV and book it out the back window. Yall can handle this mess
Josiah Davis
guys pls someone do something i can't handle all this drama myself ;_;
Carter Jones
>Uhhh guys? I can hear you talking in there. Can someone please get the door?
James Stewart
ROBOT NINE THOUSAND
YES I WILL LOOK AFTER THE MILK ALSO
Henry Hernandez
Oh shit the milk the house the tendies and pizza. Wat do boys knock im out and take the lot!?
Eli Brown
*unlocks the door*
Aaron Hall
nobody tell him about the pee pee maybe he wont notice
Oliver Wright
> Lda starts blasting from someones sound system, vibrating the glass of milk closer to the edge of the counter.