>about to turn 19 >still a virgin >fuckmylife.jpg >something-needs-to-be-done.webm >download tinder >take some selfies >create profile >1 hour goes past.... >no matches >12 hours go past... >no matches >3 days go past... >1 match (this is after swiping write on at least 3000 girls) >"Hey how you doing" >ghosted
What the fuck is this shit seriously. 1 in 3000 girls find me attractive enough to swipe right on? I mean goddamn.. I know Im below average but fucking christ. How do I lose my virginity?
I've actually gotten a few dozen matches on tinder and I'm pretty picky with who I swipe [whether or not the girl looks both pretty and kind, so only like 10% of them] but 80% of them don't respond and just have a snapchat link in their bio. I think it's because I'm an alright looking dude and I have some pictures [very old ones, lol] of myself with friends and appearing like a normie. I don't have snapchat and the idea of using it is kind of intimidating though. Th e other 20% I just always screw up with my autism or end up getting nowhere
Christopher Nelson
also, I dont have any friends.
Hudson Diaz
I've been considering trying out tinder. What are some more things I should know beforehand?
Jeremiah Brown
That it's dead.
Blake Wright
Its the rating Tinder gives you, how the algorithim decides where you show up on other peoples swiping stacks. Swipe right too often and theyll bury you at the bottom tier with all the other rejects. This affects what women you see in your stack as well.
Aint that bout a bitch.
Adrian Cox
>How do I lose my virginity?
You don't.
Wyatt Martin
I got 241 matches in 3 weeks and some even chat me up if I want to meet
Wtf are you doing that you got one match
Caleb Ross
oh shit. this feels like i just discovered a hack in a game. so swipe right around 8/10 times and i will actually match more chicks?
Asher Cooper
Send a pic of ur profile?
Carson Young
Marginally. It still does pretty little for me and I have friends in my pics.
You might be best off just deleting your profile and starting again. Make sure you say you want a Fresh Start when it asks why youre leaving.
Juan Allen
>expecting any form of quality or results from online dating
Okay, user.
Ayden Rogers
also interested in this^ you still there chadanon? i need your help
Dominic Watson
Try to get other people to take pictures of you outside - selfies/webcam pictures will always look like shit. There's a bunch of resources I'd recommend searching online for about how to present yourself in the best light. Delete your Tinder account now, create a new one once you have your pictures ready. It's known you get a boost to your ELO when you first create an account. But don't get your hopes too high.
Angel Flores
fuck Tinder, you're still young, unless you're super autistic you can work on yourself and get a social life going and meet chicks by proxy (or just hang around bars), the rest is just trial and error.
Jose Hughes
Dont worry. Im 24 and have been on for 3 or 4 years. It only gets worse
Kayden Sanders
>How do I lose my virginity? You don't, avoid women like the plage user.
William King
Op here I just saw pic related. Is this a scam to just get me to buy or did ten people actually like my profile?
>10 Nigga that shit has said 3 for me ever since I started
Adrian Brown
Getting laid with fat chicks on Tinder seems super easy, but actually getting a real date with a girl who weighs less than I do borders on impossible.
>Capitalising all of Elo Brainlet.
Landon Campbell
Im a 10/10 irl and get 10/10s and gays hitting on me all the time but on tinder i get 0 matches even when i was like fuck it and swiped right on everything. fuck tindr
Brandon Fisher
fugg. My swipes timer refreshed and I swiped through 20 profiles and got 5 matches. Pic related. Messaged all of them. I wonder how many will reply
>Those openers Yeesh, dude. Do you even want a response? "How you doin"? Fucking hell. Open up with a question so they will feel required to answer it.
Anthony Flores
fuck off normie. roasties are attracted to normies like flies.
Samuel Ross
Babby's first taste of the real world see you at incels.me
Michael Brown
>matches with 5 thots
gtfo normoid
Noah Richardson
fuck man. what should my opener be?
i literally only have one pic of me on my bio and im playing chess in it...
Robert Gray
Read their profile and ask them about it or comment it. Don't make it a super in-depth thing, just ask them about a hobby, get them engaged, then within 5 messages ask them on a date and for their number.
Nolan Hill
you're there to loose your virginity, right? and they're probably looking for sex. NO ONE on Tinder is actually looking for a meaningful relationship. Literally open with 'wanna fuck?' or something along those lines. pose it as a question so they have to answer. maybe no so crude, but you get the point. ask for number, etc. 'hello hello' is gonna get you nowhere.
Easton Gutierrez
post the picture. i can spot a roastie a mile away
Oliver Turner
>after swiping write
Xavier Turner
this is best possible pic of me btw.. i probably look 50-60% of this irl.
definitely not a scam. those are real people, can confirm. I use it to figure out which girls have swiped right on me (it's still easy to figure out despite the pixelation).
They probably are no longer in your range if you can't find them. Have you travelled recently?
Tyler Jones
OK, if it really helps you in any way, this is my first picture. I have another one in front of a mirror with my glasses in and a third one standing in front of the manneken pis in Brussels. my profile description just says (positive thinking) plus a smiling emoji
Why the fuck would you ever consider coming on this board if you look like that?
Austin Peterson
blonde hair, blue eyes, thick facial hair. you are literally chad but with less of a jawline and not so muscular...
Elijah Ortiz
He's not that handsome. Weak jawline, his nose is deformed and strange, beady eyes. He has a good hairstyle and is outside, so that puts him in a pretty good position however.
David Hall
>finds a crush >my crush haves a boyfriend
Ethan Morgan
>still using tinder >not using tantan to get premium asian pussy
These were my matches after a couple of hours Im an ugly ginger btw
Had Tinder for 3 years and is pretty much correct.
Tyler Bell
>24 to virgin >go on tinder >1000s of swipes >get 50 matches in the space of a year >mostly uggos >start hitting on girls in broad daylight >talked to about 70 pretty girls >made a girl cheat on her boyfriend >another date lined up with a different girl tonight
Tinder is a meme, real life is where its at
Cooper Butler
Because I am autistic and I am intimidated by women I find attractive.
Yes and the lighting also plays a role. It is just a good photo. Here is my second picture.
You look like a less ugly Thom Yorke to me. Not exactly gorgeous but I can see why girls who are into artsy, effeminate men would like you. Do you play an instrument? If not, you REALLY should. It would give you a huge boost.
David Sullivan
dude is avg. as fuck just decently groomed and outside jesus fucking christ I wish I could move to europe, at least some of your women aren't goddamn fat neonheaded tatted up pigs
Adrian Richardson
Read the profile and ask a question based on it. Give a quick swipe of the pictures and ask about them if they have a shit profile. This should get their attention long enough.
Anthony Jackson
>at least some of your women aren't goddamn fat neonheaded tatted up pigs Australian here. The women here are either obese single mothers or instathots with tats and trashy attitudes. There's no in-between at all. The single mothers were likely instathots before they got knocked up by a guy saying he would give them a sponsorship or something, to be frank.
Carter Adams
you gotta get rid of your virginity one way or another
