>get drunk
>still obsessively-autiistically living in my head
>still everyone is an asshole who I'd rather punch in the face than converse with
>don't get any pussy
>wake up puking and with a hammering headache
>physical gains lost
>brain gains lost
Alcohol is a meme.
just drink a bit less you dumb faggot incel
>being such a gigantic bitch you can't even score while drunk
seriously just kys already
try lsd with some friends instead?
feel supernaturally refreshed during and after
ive been drunk once. i vomited and started shaking, proceeding to ramble on about manlets and tfw no gf as well as over analyzing my craniofacial development and in particular the lack of forward growth. im still a khhv and an ugly manlet.
alcohol is a meme, clubbing is also a meme. leaving the house is pointless unless absolutely necessary. now i only leave the house to go to to go to uni to fulfill attendance requirements and go shopping for food. sometimes i wish i was capable of socializing like a normie.
what you have to do, is be less of an insufferable cunt
No amount of alcohol or any kind of drug can save you, if you don't want to save yourself
incels are incels, not because they're ugly, fat or poor, but because no one can fucking stand them.
Even in here you're not wanted.
Alcohol is a meme, can confirm
i felt incredibly drained and sad after acid and had to avoid all human contact the whole day after. i did it alone though, maybe better with friends and with a sane dose.
I don't want to make a thread so I'll ask here. I tried getting drunk last week, drunk 6 beers over the course of 3-4 hours, and all I felt was dizziness. No loss of inhibition, or whatever else people say being drunk is like. Is this all there is to being drunk? Being dizzy?
beer is basically water. get a bottle of whisky.
if everyone is an asshole, maybe
it's youuu
how though?
not OP but I' know that I'm an annoying shitcunt so I tend to stay away from people but I actually rather like socialising and want people to like socialising with me
>Get drunk
>Have god tier charisma
>am literally the life of the party
>become really good at playfully teasing girls and am able to easily get laid
>get sober
>have the personality of a brick and constantly worry about what others think of me
How do I fix this?
seriously, just don't force topics like politics, women, or anything else that triggers you.
A normal human bean has interests, hobbies, etc.
You're in Jow Forums, you can talk about Jow Forums stuff, nutrition, maybe martial arts.
Maybe pick up another hobby, or watch a few documentaries in your spare time, and talk about that in friends. Shit like that.
When you spend 100% of your day BITCHING like you're a 14-year-old girl on her period, don't expect being treated differently than her.
Hell, you don't even have to watch shit, if you don't feel like it. Just don't inject your edgyness in every goddamn convo. It's better to not speak at all than do that.
used to be like that. Stop drinking altogether, your charisma will naturally flow to your sober self if you let it.
in4 normal faggots start reeing how you MUST drink and do drugs
Sprinkle some alcohol into your water and be drunk all the time
Sober gains take time, as long as youre not an autist youll gain social superpowers. You need to relearn some aspects of life. Oh and btw, you werent the life of the party, your insecurities were compensated for by being a boisterous brut.
pretty much the only thing I'm interested in is history and I have to tone that down massively as I don't want to be outed as an autist
I don't even like lifting or working out that much, I just do it because I feel like I must do it
also I don't talk about politics or women or anything controversial since I know that won't end well
just follow the convo then, it's not that hard
Personal experience, as I was methodical (some would say "autistic") enough for my first drinking bout to be scientific and replicable:
1. Drink faster
2. Do not on a full stomach.
3. Some types of alcohol will get you drunk faster; for me it's beer, hard liquer is actually less effective on me but 1lt of beer on an empty stomach gets me instantly drunk.
4. Drink with friends, in a complex environment (i.e. not alone at home in front of Jow Forums). Drunkennes is better (and more noticeably) experienced in social events where friends can contribute to a slowly-degenerating conversation. I won't say it's more fun, but it's the proper way to see the effects of alcohol on your physiological and mental condition.
5. You likely have a higher tolerance and/or much higher inhibition mechanisms. That is me to a fucking tee. I once got fucking SLOSHED and still spoke clearly, had very clear memory of everything afterwards, made no mistakes in judgement or said anything out of the ordinary, but I was very hesitant to stand up from my seat and go to the bathroom as I was seeing double and could barely stand straight (I was among friends and was not afraid to let go). You will not know until you try again.
6. Experience is key; as you get familiar to the sensation you will be more comfortable letting go and doing dumb shit as you will know your limits better.
Good luck, fucker!
>be me
>have personality of a brick while sober
>have personality of a depressed brick while drunk
based
hah, I once spend 2 hours guarding a mate's drink like he asked me to, was all alone for that time as well
for fucks sake I can't even be irresponsible while drunk, I can't even fathom what I could have done differently