God damn I wish I could be with a woman

God damn I wish I could be with a woman.
Just one chance, please someone give me a chance...

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no way sweety

you can be my cutie woman user
lmfao jk gg no re

Just 2 phrases were enough for me to never want to be anywhere near you

Get a boipussy and finger yourself you fucking faggot queer cunt.

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ok

but im a boy

ok

what can i do about the poopoo? i don't like it

so work out and do something with your life instead of sit here and bitch fuck you want

Why SHOULD any woman give you a chance?

>tfw women dont perceive love the way men do

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I do work out
I'm doing a lot with my life

why woudn't they?

i don't even know what love is

i think its when you share your life with a significant other. someone to be partners in life with.

You change your cock into a pussy. It has nothing to do with your ass you dumb fuck.

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Protip: desperation is a turnoff to women. And they WILL know if you're desperate, they can sense it.

And a lonely, desperate guy who has nothing going for him is definitely a turnoff.

My advice would be to put getting a girlfriend on the backburner and focus on improving yourself. Remember, you're not doing it for the women, you're doing it for you.

Ooooor you can just stay here and keep whining about how women should be lining up to have sex with you. But then you'll still be here ten years from now, doing the same thing.

I feel like God is literally throwing chances at me but Im so inept that I misinterpret every last one.

>they can sense it
So I'm done? It's not as if I can control it. I think being a virgin for this long would make anyone desperate, there's not much I can do about that.

>My advice would be to put getting a girlfriend on the backburner and focus on improving yourself
This shit again. You don't know anything about me, why would you automatically infer that I'm a basement dwelling loser, despite the fact that said stereotype doesn't even remotely apply to most virgins here. Are you a woman? It certainly seems like it, with those oblivious, naive non-advices.

You use your white voice man. When you talk to women, you do it nice and relaxed. A little breath under there. Make it sound like you dont have a care in the world. You dont really need that pussy. Youre going home to YOUR fine-ass FWB after this convo is done.

Also, this post was stolen wholesale from Sorry To Bother You, which everyone really should see.

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This is what I don't understand.
I don't talk to women any different, yet some people would say that this is the problem.
Am I supposed to tell them what I'm after, or just let things happen naturally? (and they don't)

I'm dumb and really ugly but I still get sex cuz I have a large penis

depressed insomniac here. It's 6 AM and I still can't sleep after taking 4 melatonin. Yesterday 2 girls looked at me like a freak for even trying to interact with them. I'm closer to suicide than I've ever been

Why can't you sleep?
Anxiety?

Idk. My sleep schedule has just been so messed up

It's gonna be so hard to resist falling asleep in the middle of the day today .. baka.

Have you considered a lonely old housewife ?

where do I meet them?

I'm the same.
When I try to fall asleep at night bad thoughts come through. Does this happen to you?

yeah, where do I meet them?

Through your parents friends? Where old people go, just smile and act curious without coming desperate.

my parents are 70 years old and I'm 22

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my parents are 60 years old and I'm 28