How do I approach cardio bunnies like pic related in my gym?

is Cass natty? I now have a var fetish thanks to Jow Forums

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Give her a carrot

it would be a mistake, don't

>cardio bunny
>in the squat rack
There's no shame in being attracted to BRAAAAAAAP

ahhaahah

Do u look somewhat like this?

Its for my theory I dont mean to be mean.

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>How do I approach cardio bunnies like pic related in my gym?
You DON'T. At best you smile at them if she happens to be looking your way. If she smiles back at you then MAYBE at some point you might happen to say hello to her. If she never smiles back then you leave her alone. If she makes the first move and talks to You, then things are different. But you just plain don't pursue women at a public gym. It's not a social club, it's not a bar, it's not a dating hot-spot, it's where people go to do WORK, after which they LEAVE. You cannot assume women at a gym are there to get picked up by randoms like You and if you do assume it then you're in for a really bad experience and might even get banned from your gym for harassing women. Sorry champ that's the way things work. Your best strategy here is to wait for them to make the first move, then you're in the clear, but even then don't assume they want to date you (or fuck you for that matter, LOL) just be CHILL about it, okay champ?

If I saw her in person I think i would fall in love right then and there

is this bait?
its glorious.

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Kid, if I was trolling I'd drop the name and tripcode.
You're all young guys and have no fucking idea what you're doing otherwise you wouldn't be posting questions about this shit here. I'm speaking from experience, some of which was earned the hard way by making mistakes and almost getting tossed out of a gym I used to go to back in the day. You can consider what I've said or you can go and make your own mistakes, choice is yours.

It's annoying because while it's probably bait with the tripcode and all this is actually a popular opinion here.
Which is fucking stupid, the gym isn't some special place outside time and space where the opposite sexes are forbidden to talk with each other, if you're the typical Jow Forums gymcel, the gym is probably the best place to approach women. It's literally the only place where you can find people who will potentially give a fuck about your obsession with lifting weights.

i look exactly like that

exactly this.
he got basedodized.

>ignoring the obvious
A public gym is clearly and objectively NOT intended to be a social club. The fact that sometimes people *do* hook up at the gym does not change that fact. You have to *tread lightly* otherwise you risk being branded a creep and maybe getting tossed out by the staff if some woman complains about you. What it all comes down to is that in a public gym the general """rule of thumb""" is that women call the shots when it comes to social interactions; you have to ASSUME they're there to do actual work until they make it clear they want to interact with you. It is what it is whether you like it, agree with it, or not. Act in opposition to that at your own peril.

From someone that goes run 10km's at the gym every day.

You don't approach the cardio bunnies, they usually approach you.

Everything else would look like a creep. Also overy the time they would chat you up they are really goofy.

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holy fuck i am the same as the picture (many many small hairs, 2 ears 2 eyes)

Faggot

what's the bait, retard?

You can only approach a female if she gives you permission to (with eye contact, smiling, etc)

if you try to smile at a girl and she doesn't smile back, do you honestly fucking think you're going to be able to talk to her?

wait until she starts staring at you and then just walk up to her and say whatever. So basically never approach them

Im serious man, I believe I can extrapolate a look of a person based on their interests in opposite sex.

>low test zoomers

hhahahaha U have less chances but sometimes girls dont notice u until u spit that golden game so....
U miss 100% of chance u dont take.

I like Abbey Lee, do me!
I like tons of different women, though. Generally I like tall, skinny women.

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Everything is social interaction to women. Classroom, work, gym, instagram, you name it. Follow 's advice and then remember what I just said.

Also, pic related.

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>You have to *tread lightly* otherwise you risk being branded a creep and maybe getting tossed out by the staff if some woman complains about you. What it all comes down to is that in a public gym the general """rule of thumb""" is that women call the shots when it comes to social interactions; you have to ASSUME they're there to do actual work until they make it clear they want to interact with you
this unfortunately

Is this a joke about how women never look at gymcels or are you implying it's not approaching when a woman stared initially? ESL-kun here.

how close?

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No resemblance.

fuck...

cope

I look more like pic related but with brown eyes and better hair

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hard 8 eh?

nice.

thats a roosh livestream reference bdw
no bully from me

Here's what I did:
>Repeatedly catch each others eye
>Innocent small talk about workout routine
>more repeated eye contact
>Add her on insta
>Like each others posts back and forth
>Slide in DMs, "you're cute let's get coffee"
>Blocked me on insta
>Shade at the gym
>She starts working front desk
>Forced greetings are awkward af
>She's lifting right now
>Staying one step ahead of my next lift
>Is it weird that it looks like I'm following her
>Or would it be weirder to adjust my routine when I'm clearly innocent here
>Fml I'm autistic

Also
>Other gym bunny
>Always smile and say hi
>Catching mires regularly
>Leg pressing all the plates in gym for reps while grunting
>All gym goers visibly concerned
>She is eye fucking me between sets
>I know her routine, she stays tf out of weight area
>Comes and sits awkwardly close to leg press and plays on her phone
>No one else around
>One last set and I'll say something half clever to her
>Load up weight on legs, lift out of safety catches
>Foul, workout-ruining fart erupts
>Seriously it smelled bad enough to ruin my own set
>She gets up and leaves
>Never smiles at me again
Actually proud of this one

if this happened, God Bless.

asking a date via social media is the most beta move possible. literally too much of a bitch to ask in person.

>you're cute let's get coffee

if that was the first thing you said to her you fucked up big time but really it's her fault for overreacting and blocking you. she could have said "no sorry I'm not interested" but instead she took the psycho crazy girl route and just blocked you instantly

thqh if i were a girl i would block cybercreeps instantly. no use in engaging them.

they were talking beforehand i don't see the issue with asking a simple question and getting a simple answer back.

she fucks niggers

it doesn't matter how much they said hello at the gym. asking for a date over Instagram is a cybercreep

I was on an absurd high protein diet, taking creatine, and on a max dose of ephedrine and caffeine. It was one of those farts that can legitimately make someone throw up

Yeah we had talked small talk before. And it was a soft serve, weak as fuck move, so hard curve was expected. But yeah the overreaction came as a surprise. I think I must have gotten absurdly unlucky on the timing of sending it, she must have been having personal issues or something

>Harassing women
>Talking to them

if you're a girl, which you are not, you should think about what you just fucking said.

a block on Instagram isn't an overreaction. you sent unwanted message. miss me with that nonsense

so it went from:

dont talk to women at all or you are harassing them

to: meh sometimes it's okay just as long as you're not a creep

tell me how i know i shouldn't listen to you

it is especially if you've talked in person, it's rude as fuck but if you talk to a guy irl, start following each other, like a bunch of each others pics wtf is that just being nice or do you think the person likes you?

>Hey, so why do you work out? guilty of sin?

you dont approach them. Meet them in the wild not in the gym.

just stating OP's low chances of getting noticed by women

It really is though.

>having dick inside her is ok, but when darkie dick is involved that's when I'm mad.

fpbp, focus on your lifts chumps, no wonder you are all Dyel

in my experience girls are better spotters than guys on average because they're more afriad to touch the bar, while the average gymbro will grab the bar for dear life even if you tell him not to , to show you how "helpful" he is

>clean dick vs aids dick

>clean aids vs nigger aids

this is true, the average guy at the gym will steal your gains when spotting no matter how much you tell him to not under and circumstances touch the bar unless you explicitly say so, while a woman will actually listen to what you instruct her to do.

Re-read his original post you idiot. It said that for the most part you should ignore women unless they
1. Talk to you first
or
2. Make eye contact and smile, then maybe say hi

a LOT of women go specifically to the gym because its a place where they can get attractive guys come up and talk to them.

For example: I had one roastie in my work place who has the notion in her head that shes going to marry an ice hockey player and specifically went to a gym where the local ice hockey team trained so she could get one approach her and live out the fantasy in her head. None did of course because shes like a 6.5-7/10 at best.

Women will rarely approach a man that they find attractive because the sting/humiliation of rejection for them is something they've never had to deal with on a regular basis like a guy their age will have and is much scarier because more of their self worth is based on whether men find them attractive. Theres also the fact that men are much more likely to approach anyway.

A girl who is attracted to you will make herself seen in your general vicinity and go out of her way to make you notice her. Again, to use an example from my own life:

Theres a girl who is obviously attracted to me who lives opposite my parents house. She randomly added me on facebook and then the next time i went to see my mum 'her friend had to come around with her to use our bathroom because there was a party happening in her house' and she stood in my parent's kitchen (where i was) in awkward silence waiting for her friend until i intitiated a conversation with her.

The problem in a gym enviroment is that everybody is so hunched together that the gym qt walking up and down your field of vision for an hour directly in front of you might be trying to get chads attention, might be trying to get yours, might be trying to get both, might be trying to get on with her shitty meme routine. Its impossible to know without getting stronger signs from her. I agree that a smile & eye contact is a good start. Women will sometimes ask to work in with you if they're particularly brave in order to bait a conversation out of you.

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>champ
t-thanks

Similar, there's a few younger undergrad girls I've encountered as a post-grad student who stare me down as if they are disgusted with me, but make sure to just be in the vicinity. When I ask them out they always crumble and than reluctantly agree.

She literally could have just said "No thanks" and that would have been that, you thot defender.

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>Your best strategy here is to wait for them to make the first move
and then just walk away

>girl goes to new gym for the first time to unironically work out
>gets some guy trying to talk to her
>she's polite about it but discourages him because she's clearly not interested
>time passes
>she's been going to this new gym for 3 months now
>she can't even count the number of times some random dude has come up to try to talk to her while she's working out
>has now run out of patience
>isn't being polite about it anymore
>next dude that hits on her gets reported to the staff
>gym would rather have paying girl member than some horny dude
>dude gets asked to leave for harassing girl
Happens more often than you think.

Leave women at the gym ALONE unless they make it obviousl they WANT to talk to you.
Saying "hello" is okay. If she seems to want to have a casual conversation for a few seconds, then that's cool too, exchange names, congrats you made a new 'friend'. Maybe something happens later, maybe nothing happens later. BE CHILL about it. She'll make it clear to you whether she wants to be more than just a 'gym acquaintance'.

Is this really so hard to understand?
The gym is not intended to be a social club, don't treat it like it's one.

You want to know why, dude? Because too many of you get """given an inch, then you take a mile""". Too many of you have no sense of SCALE, no self-restraint, you're all gung-ho to forge ahead, you think if she says "Hello" to you that that's the green-light to start working on her. It is not. Most times women smile at you just to be friendly and pleasant, it's not """necessarily""" a signal that it's okay to try to date her or fuck her or whatever it is you get in your heads.

that girl is like a 6 or 7 tops bro

Yeah sure whatever but you cannot ASSUME this is the case. Gym != hunting ground. Don't treat it like it is.

>gymshark
>angel

M8 any girl who wears that overpriced piece of shit brand is an instant thot and should be ignored instantly

kek'd thats a change gym situation for me

>i'm a 10/10 moviestar btw.

You know, this is another good example of why you don't try to use the gym as a social club: """Not shitting where you eat""". Maybe you do hook up with some girl there. Maybe it all goes south on you and she hates your guts. Now you have to go to the same gym with someone you're having problems with, how fucking awkward is that? Maybe she's a total bitch after all that and finds any reason at all to complain to the staff about you and you get tossed out. Could have avoided it all by not having done any of it in the first place.

Unless you're extremely handsome

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This shit is why I would never ask for a spot when benching at my uni gym, period. Honestly people are just too fucking scared of the bar. Don't be a fucking idiot and if you can't finish a rep, just let it descend down to your torso and then roll it forward. I 1RM lmao3plate now too. It's just about knowing your limits and when you're going to fail.

Can you give examples of what a girl at the gym might do when trying to get you to notice her? At my gym, the cardio, dumbbell/free-bench, and barbell/cage/bench areas are clustered away from each other in their own areas of the gym. I focus exclusively on barbell lifts and never go into the cardio and DB areas, which is where all the girls are going to be. Plus focusing on doing your lifts in a cage/rack against the wall means you're going to be facing away from all the other people in the gym too. So even if a girl were trying to get my attention, I'm not sure how they'd do that.

Problem personally on top of this is that I have this autistic tunnel vision where I don't pay attention to people walking by and such. For example, there were plenty of times in college where I'd walk past people I knew who were trying to wave to me in a crowd and I walked right past them accidentally. And there have been plenty of times where my friends have told me that girls all around the green/library/wherever are mirin hard, but I've never noticed them myself.

>Actually proud of this one
Why the fuck would you be proud of that??
You need to be locked away from the rest of society.

Who the fuck care what some thot thinks.

When girls are doing butt exercises with their ass withing 180 degree sight of you

>so it went from:
>dont talk to women at all or you are harassing them
>to: meh sometimes it's okay just as long as you're not a creep
>tell me how i know i shouldn't listen to you
You're autistic. Go away you incel creep

Well if you want to keep trying to use the gym as a way to get pussy, word will travel and she'll talk shit to the other girls there and you'll gain the reputation of being the local gym creeper by everyone there, for one.

But I spend 95% of my time in the gym facing a wall either sitting or lifting from within a power cage.

So people are attracted to people with similar features huh? Is that your theory? Because it's right.

The bitches I matched with on tinder all have similar eyebrows/facial expressions to mine

>she'll talk shit to the other girls there

If you act like a creeper, you are a creeper.

If you're an attractive person that talks to pretty girls, then you are exactly that.

Even if everyone has a particular opinion of you; who the fuck cares? You're there to improve yourself.

What about the logic we tell fatties getting Jow Forums? We tell them to not give a fuck what others think.

At the end of the day, every single person there is wondering what others think of them, NOT what they think of others.

>Who the fuck care what some thot thinks.
You do loser. If you didn't,you wouldn't of made that comment.
Incel.

Well then use some of your time in the stretching area, and if a girl comes by and stretches/ does her thing, that's an indication.

What I do when there's a girl stretching near, is ai ask her to help me with a stretch. They say sure, and you say put your feet wide and together while sitting down and take turns stretching each other's backs/shoulders.

Works 100% for me, but you know, rules 1 and 2.

I'll have you know, I graduated top of my class.

random gymthot

you dont retard, you're at a gym not a nightclub

As an attractive guy women arr always staring at me and are all smiles and very chatty you know? this are the ones that i try to approach and get the number, going after a women just randomly and out of the blue is literal creep behavior, you guys need to stop reading so much bullshit in the internet.

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you don't, because pic related is the poster child of 8th generation inbred and syphilis.

just be yourself bro and stay confident

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