Fucked up shit you did in school

how much shit did you catch for that though

I went to a pretty fucked up all guys school. Not all of this was done by me.

>threw a teacher in the trash and rolled him down the hill
>removed the light switch in the classroom and turned the lights off so it's completely dark - electrocuting the teacher
>throwing a kid out of the first floor window
>throwing tetrapak bottles filled with water on people who were passing by, 2 people went to a hospital
>smoke weed in the toilet and get caught
>female teacher fucked a student on excursion

I was involved in most of these, but not all.

>dumb bitch nobody likes
>absolute arrogant rich kid with no real friends
>only hangs out with us because we're also losers
>had a great ass tho
>me and friends sitting on a bench
>she asks if no one can make place for her
>no, we hate her
>she sits on my lap
>my friends try to get her to leave
>tell her it's fine
>be hard for entire pause
>touch her ass to "readjust her position"
>she tells everyone we're a couple like the bitch she is
>mfw I can't get a gf now because everyone thinks I'm with a thot

Can I give you 10 million dollars to make a movie about all this?

Took a mugshot of my English teacher who got a DUI a few years back and plastered it all over the school when he made fun of me and my anxiety disorder in front of the class freshmen year.

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I masturbated constantly during class in elementary school before i even knew what it was. Ended up getting in trouble for it. Still keeps me up at night desu

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Have you fucked her yet, Chad?
That's absolutely based.

Thank you, user. I made sure I came early and snuck into the high school through the gym since it was the only unlocked part and went to town.

Stealthy.
I got a teacher fired because he basically said I deserved to be shot, just because I was drawing during his maths class. When you've had a life like mine, that's just another drop in the bucket

Ahaha. Fucking awesome. Good job, user.

Thanks bro, fuck teachers

Once stepped on a girls foot in a tight space and never apologized, I don't even think she knew I did it.

>in year 9, age 15
>sitting in german class with friend, it's basically a free period and we mess around
>get bored and watch shock websites like scroll below and meatspin on friend's school laptop
>we share the headphones, one earbud in each of our ears so we can both listen
>decide to watch 'kids in a sandbox'
>if you don't know, it is a video of a man getting a dildo put into his dickhole
>video doesn't load, refresh the page a couple of times and still nothing
>suddenly teacher comes over and asks how we went with our german homework
>friend alt-tabs just in time
>as she's talking something starts playing over the headphones
>oh no
>suddenly hear man moaning in pain and having an orgasm at the same time
>friend and I both realised what has happened
>video has loaded while video was alt-tabbed and is now playing in the background while the teacher is talking to us
>moaning gets louder and louder while teacher is asking us about german adjectives
>trying to avoid laughing then was one of the hardest things I've ever done
>suddenly man moans extremely loud and it nearly broke us
>teacher continues talking and is satisfied with our homework
>eventually moves on and talks to next group of students
>we quickly go and check the video and sure enough it was playing
>could not stop laughing for the entire lesson after that happened

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Yes, but cash only, $2 unmarked bills.

Here's a good one from high school

>be me
>15
>in religion class
>the teacher is fat, authoritarian, and religious
>we'll call her Mrs Johnson
>sometimes nice to me because I got good grades
>one day she's talking about Christian rituals
>talking about holy water
>asks us if we want her to demonstrate it
>we say yeah, why not
>she flicks holy water over each row of students
>gets to the row I'm in
>she throws the water
>it hits my face
>jump out of my chair and fall to the ground
>start covering my face and hissing loudly
>everyone stares and starts quietly laughing
>not allowed to make noise so they don't lose their shit
>shiver like I'm glitching as I get up
>make psychotic movements like I'm possessed by a demon
>pick my chair up and pretend nothing happened
>she asks me what happened
>"I slipped and fell, Mrs Johnson"
>she doesn't do anything
>would probably get detention for disrupting the class
>gives me a weird look
>look at my textbook and avoid eye contact
>she continues teaching
>doesn't talk to me after class
>people came over to me during lunch and tell me it was funny
>mfw the devil saved my ass and got me school cred

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No, I dumped her at he end of the year, and started hanging out with her best "friend", who I actually like, cause she's not a fucking thot. Everyone still thinks we're a couple tho

In a crowd waiting for the bus to arrive. Bus arrives, crowd surges forward. I lose my footing and fall over, so I reach out and grab something to support myself. It turns out that I accidentally wrenched a girl's tit really hard, she screams and turns around and slaps a guy across the face.

I also masturbated to a statue of the Virgin mary whilst I was alone in a stockroom for the RE department.

Made me laugh :D

>It turns out that I accidentally wrenched a girl's tit really hard, she screams and turns around and slaps a guy across the face.

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Smoked heroin in the bathroom

This might sound mundane but I used to cheat a lot... and I mean all the time. Especially in math. I still do it in college. Not as frequent though.

>be with chads in calculus group
>one chad has some power sugar or whatever, pretends to snort it, we talk about snorting shit and I end up snorting the sugar too
>next calculus lesson the same chad brings chili flakes, tells me to snort it
>do so, doesn't really feel that bad
>each calculus lesson just becomes chads bringing shit for me to snort
>decide one day to one up them, bring opiates to school
>show the chads, they freak out
>snort one anyway
>become chad hero while high as fuck

Punched someone in the head in a crowd and they never knew

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did you get punished at all?

Dude, he was already in Australia, you can't arrest someone twice.