Made a chad tinder account literally less than an hour ago

>made a chad tinder account literally less than an hour ago
>started randomly swiping right left
>pic related
>got a new match while making this thread
is this suicide fuel or nah

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Stop comparing yourself to others.
Start comparing yourself to who you were yesterday.

sometimes i get the feeling that the idea that men are shallow and females are romantic is merely a case of projection from both sides

Rape all of them. They deserve it

I bet your chad account is a 5/10 guy and a shitty writeup

the guy is rather attractive t b h
the bio is something like "i like sushi"

that's an actual fucking good advice, these are rare on r9k

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Not really. Tinder is old news. If you're still hung up on the way it works, I don't know what to tell you.

haha yeah just stop comparing yourself to others and start being yourself it's not like women will be comparing you to other men

actually it's a shitty advice
it's essentially "be yourself" with a spin on it
if you stop acknowledging how you compare to others you'll not "become happy because you'll be focused on the things you can get" or some other contrived bullshit like that, you'll just be miserable because you'll always be behind the ones better than you and always be, at best, getting second hand shit but your lack of acknowledgment of it would just make you confuse as to why you're miserable
might as well at least be aware of your condition if the outcome is the same regardless

I never said 'just be yourself', nor did I say women won't compare you to other men. It's not like you don't compare women to other women either. The point is merely that you can't change other people, only yourself, and if you're not gonna try then why bitch and moan?

Post a pic. It's guaranteed to be a guy that gays like but most girls don't. We have always seen this.

it's a guy everyone would like, it's not a really complicated thing

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You do it to women as well, everyone compares people to others.
It's good advice to learn not to do it to yourself.

Roastie, roastie used up flesh...

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I would not swipe on this, especially with no text in the profile or something as generic as "i like sushi"

But it's not bad advice. you will always be worse than someone on the planet. There will always be someone who is the best and someone is who is the worst. Endlessly pushing the goal away and saying that you're worse than the next person is counter productive. Ofcourse it's good to be realistic about your conditions and what you can achieve and to look at others as a second hand example, but if you try to mimic and always emulate someone and their achievements, you'll just be (more) miserable.

well so far about 16 girls have swiped right in a span of an hour and those are the ones i know about, who knows how many more i swiped left on or didn't get to yet

also if that guy isn't attractive enough for you the male human race is doomed and has absolutely no chance at redemption

It's almost as if attractiveness isn't everything. Or some people find other features attractive?
I would much rather have a fat otaku shutin than that guy who can only muster up "i like sushi" as a descriptor for himself.

>that south non-white look
no thanks.

It's a waste of time to argue with those who are so committed to their unhappiness

This fox has a longing for grapes.
He jumps, but this bunch still escapes.
So he goes away sour;
And 'tis said, to this hour
Declares that he's no taste for grapes.

Based, I like when there's good advice on here.

>I would much rather have a fat otaku shutin than that guy who can only muster up "i like sushi" as a descriptor for himself.
first of all why don't you then literally give a chance to one of the countless robots on here a chance knowing how lonely and miserable they are
second the "i like sushi" part is probably shakespeare compared to the girls on tinder as most of them have literally empty bios, or if not than 99% have shit like "lover of dogs, consumer of pizza" or "love traveling and netflix" so yeah

do you have the rest of that poem?

Rationalize it however you want, user. I would not date the person in that picture because I can tell I would have nothing in common with them. I would much rather date someone on my level.

I'm not interested in online dating so it's pointless to try to romance anons on here. I'll keep an eye out for someone near my town though.
I'm aware that tinder is vapid on both sides. I've made fake tinders and looked at both. "i like sushi" is just shitting into the wind on both sides. But "lover of dogs, consumer of pizza" still has more sustenance than "i like sushi"

>But it's not bad advice. you will always be worse than someone on the planet. There will always be someone who is the best and someone is who is the worst.
see this is how i know you're a normie
normalfags are average, they have people better than them and they are better than others, also they are oblivious to the condition of the world around them and thus can find solace in mundane existence
robots are the bottom of the barrel, this gives them an insight into what people and the world is truly like, and as such they realize they're worse than most and better than none

Dude, she's "I'm not like other girls"-ing. Stop getting triggered. She's a bitch, they lie, you know it, everyone else knows it too. She's the only one here who thinks she's fooling anyone and you obviously know this too. So why waste your time?

>Rationalize it however you want
"Fuck you I don't, and never have, liked grapes!!!!!"

Are people actually so miserable and bitter that they make Chad tinders, obviously get loads of matches then grt angry

Then do better. Or don't, I don't care.

it can be good practice for talking with girls

this one is a bit of a stretch

>Rationalize it however you want, user. I would not date the person in that picture because I can tell I would have nothing in common with them. I would much rather date someone on my level.
you know nothing about them, they might be the literal perfect much for you
all "he" did was confine to the norms of society and gave a vague and hip description of himself, can you blame him if anything more and 50% of women immediately consider you a "try hard" and desperate
you're being narrow minded and ignorant
>I'm not interested in online dating so it's pointless to try to romance anons on here. I'll keep an eye out for someone near my town though.
I'm aware that tinder is vapid on both sides. I've made fake tinders and looked at both. "i like sushi" is just shitting into the wind on both sides. But "lover of dogs, consumer of pizza" still has more sustenance than "i like sushi"
yeah well, this is just personal taste and opinions
the bio is more than "i love sushi" it's written in a clever way but i can't translate it directly as it's in a foreign language and doesn't work when translated
second of all, no, the "lover of dogs" etc is literal suicide fuel when every single otger girl has it has her bio, and then they're like "be original" at least if i'm being unoriginal in my catfish i'm not demanding the opposite of them

I suppose, but it's a bit weird.

i let my emotions take the better of me and i can't help but argue
but proving them wrong is still satisfying in a way

>women find Chad attractive
Gee OP, thanks for sharing this amazing discovery

Jordan Peterson. Yes user I know. I'm reading the book

what did you expect ? ofc beautiful people are more desired

>you know nothing about them
Yes I do, and so do you. That's why you picked their picture. You can tell a lot about someone by how they take care of their appearance, how they cut their hair, how much sun they get, etc. You can tell things about them by the filters they use on their pictures and how they frame them. You can also tell a lot about a person by how attractive they are because that's the deciding factor in how society has treated them their whole lives.
Attractive people have tons of shit handed to them. Everyone's nicer to them so they get full of themselves.
all "he" did was confine to the norms of society and gave a vague and hip description of himself
Yep, another reason why I wouldn't be interested. I would much rather someone not submit some generic "i like sushi" description of themselves because that's not the type of person I'm interested in.
>yeah well, this is just personal taste and opinions
No shit? I never claimed me not being interested in someone means that everyone should dislike them.
>the bio is more than "i love sushi"
>the bio is something like "i like sushi"
I was going off of this, not the rest of whatever nonsense you didn't translate and didn't mention until now.

Men and women are both generic on tinder, especially if they're attractive. Surprise.

>40 posts
>still no message screencaps

JUST BE YORSLF

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there's nothing new this user can add, women on tinder like chad.
it's the same old thing we all know

Not saying that, I'm saying be a better you.

Most women won't be doing this.

There will always be a robot who has it worse than you. Compared to him, your problems mean shit. And so on.

You shouldn't screencap your own lame, out of touch posts.

there's no way a girl (female) couuld be this redpilled

that's why we complain in a circlejerk hugbox where we understand each other, "relativity" is key here

>Most women won't be doing this.
Expect they will, especially if they had sex before, a woman is ALWAYS going to compare her new sex partners' penises to the ones of the first person that took her virginity, it's unavoidable, they'll be comparing you personality and looks wise as well with them.

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Agreed, everyone does this.

I'm a 4, and maybe 60 matches in the first day is normal for me.

Everyone has expectations. People don't compare you to other people before swiping right or left. That's weird.

you're like a baby OP

i made a fake tinder with a 5/10 girl covering half her face, only 1 picture and a hyper autismo bio and i already have 99+ likes and over 50 matches, i can get up to 100+ right now because nearly everybody i swipe on has matched me. i also try to only swipe on attractive-ish guys or chads. chads will swipe 5/10 of the time while the 6-7/10 guys will swipe most of the type. non-whites such as indians asians and blacks will swipe 9/10 of the time even if they're chads (jacked etc)

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Don't most men just swipe everything and hope for a match?

This

I admit doing this myself. Swiping right in everything and I filter every girl right after. There are tons of guys doing this.

>Yes I do, and so do you. That's why you picked their picture. You can tell a lot about someone by how they take care of their appearance, how they cut their hair, how much sun they get, etc. You can tell things about them by the filters they use on their pictures and how they frame them. You can also tell a lot about a person by how attractive they are because that's the deciding factor in how society has treated them their whole lives.
Attractive people have tons of shit handed to them. Everyone's nicer to them so they get full of themselves.
don't play this sherlock shit with me, you'd lose, life isn't a tv show, it's much less "deliciously complicated" than that
yes you can tell a lot about a person by their appearance, large majority of which is going to be a completely retarded aspect based on which you should decide whether you want to date someone or not
>he takes care of his skin and hair
so they care about their health and how society perceives them? so they are like the large majority of the "normie" mentally stable population?
>he uses filters
so he spent a day on instagram and familiarized themselves with the three popular filters all the zoomers are using? indicating that once more they want, get this, to fit in?
all you're learning about here is their shallow self, the mask they present to the world, you don't get but a glimpse into their true self, and that is perhaps one of the most exciting parts of being in a relationship with someone, pealing off their "social mask" and learning who they are as a real person, and knowing they trust you enough to show it to you
cont

I don't use Tinder, but I heard that if you swipe on everything then they think you're a bot and you don't get matches or some shit.

yeah except i got messages up the ass too

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>Yep, another reason why I wouldn't be interested. I would much rather someone not submit some generic "i like sushi" description of themselves because that's not the type of person I'm interested in.
against just being a hypocrite, you're practical, but a hypocrite none the less, you say "judging a person by their appearance is shallow" and yet judge and deny a person based on literally three words
>Men and women are both generic on tinder, especially if they're attractive. Surprise.
this, so why are you challenging my notion of it from the get go?

Why do you all do this? You post an attractive man on tinder and you're upset women find him attractive?

we're emotional masochists who find a certain solace in confirming that our lives are indeed pathetic and miserable and we aren't just making things up to feel bad foe ourselves

>don't play this sherlock shit with me, you'd lose
What's this "I'm smarter than u" nonsense.
>so they are like the large majority of the "normie" mentally stable population?
Normies aren't mentally stable. There are a whole host of mental illnesses that get you ahead in life, doubley so if you're attractive.
>all you're learning about here is their shallow self
>"hurr he's deeper than that, just get to know him"
Right. And I'm not personally interested in someone who goes through tons of leaps and bounds to fit in. Nor am I interested in someone so high on the attractiveness latter in comparison to myself.
> you say "judging a person by their appearance is shallow"
When did I say this? When did I imply this? I outright judged them by their appearance and gave reason why I would. You even responded to me judging them by their appearance.


I'm honestly failing to see what you're arguing against at this point.
I think you should judge someone by their appearance and by how they present themselves over text.
>so why are you challenging my notion of it from the get go?
Arguing against what, exactly? Wasn't your first response "Well other girls like him!!!"?

>this a troll account?
redpilled and based

This sounds like fun, someone post a good bait picture (male or female) please.

>What's this "I'm smarter than u" nonsense.
admittedly it was cringy in retrospect, but point is, don't do this "sherlock thing" as it doesn't work irl
>Normies aren't mentally stable. There are a whole host of mental illnesses that get you ahead in life, doubley so if you're attractive.
everyone is technically "mentally ill"
mental illnesses are just conditions that interfere with a person's ability to adjust to "regular" life, hence why there are so many more mentally illpeople now than before, combined with just better detection abilities and more awareness, it's also because the more the world evolves and becomes more complicated the more people will struggle to adjust
so for the sake of the argument "mentally stable" = person that manages to adjust (within reason)
>Right. And I'm not personally interested in someone who goes through tons of leaps and bounds to fit in. Nor am I interested in someone so high on the attractiveness latter in comparison to myself.
again you're just being narrow minded, you fail to consider the billion of reasons why said person might be confirming to social norms, as i said being judgmental on this level is practical, but it's far from the course of action someone who wishes to remain open to things should be taking
>When did I say this? When did I imply this? I outright judged them by their appearance and gave reason why I would. You even responded to me judging them by their appearance.
that's what i inferred from >I'm honestly failing to see what you're arguing against at this point.
I think you should judge someone by their appearance and by how they present themselves over text.
>Arguing against what, exactly? Wasn't your first response "Well other girls like him!!!"?
i'm just arguing specific points with you, not a general one, it's either that or talking to the girls i catfished on tinder, but i don't to be mean or disappoint them i was just testing how many matches i'd get, so i argue with you instead

There's nothing of value you or I can add to this discussion then. Nothing in this giant wall of text added anything worth discussing either, unfortunately.

What you originally inferred from my post was wrong, so everything after was you arguing against nothing.
I'm not being hypocritical, as you once thought, because I do think you should be judgemental towards looks, actions, and descriptions. Which I think you recognize now. While narrow minded, even you agree it's practical. I never claimed to be open to everyone or interested in getting to know normies.

You can find much more interesting things to do with your time than wasting time on tinder with something you already knew. Attractive, social people like attractive, social people. Have a great day, user!

y-you too anonny chan

In a sense you are right, not all women. But you are also wrong, because it is most women. It's not a game or a recent phenomenon, it's the absolute most basic social thing that women do, literally talk to any woman about men, and try to pay attention I know it's hard, but notice how they won't say a thing about his opinions or what he might feel or how he thinks, even if it's thier husband, it's either he's the man for me, he's being a peice of shit, or he's not like XYZ guy, with the latter being more common than either ofthe former. Stop lying to people on the internet you scab

>>Troll account
OH SHI-

yeah that guy actually owned me

>only 10 matches
>99+ with girl fish account
Just goes to show that there are 95% males and 5% females

I honestly don't get why people do this.
Is it to basically NTR themselves so they feel worse or is it revenge?
I'm alone and angry too but Jesus this is some dark shit you are doing to yourself

op here
>and this is how easy it is for chad to get laid
she's such a sweet girl too, i barely had the heart to type what i did to her, you can see i hesitate in pic related for a moment

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>be happy that you're a sexless subhuman that will never be worth anything substantial to anyone so you won't kill your self and can keep toiling away for a society that scorns and rejects you

Hmmmm

you should arrange to meet them and then they will be too awkward to leave

You're not telling anyone anything new with this

whats your pic and whats the bio ?

Fuck women. I hope she got excited about this and feels intense disappointment. Dumb bitch cunt whore

I love to see, how woman always active in conversation with Chad. I never expirienced this kind if shit, are you fellow robots?

Never, I've ever had a woman be active in a conversation with me. For a while I blamed my own talking skills, but really it's just because I'm not a Chad.

>Just be yourself amiri....
>No wait that is actually not bad

>he thinks he would actually end up getting a date from this
Incels confirmed for brainlets. Getting conversations like this is easy. Actually meeting up with her is hard, she will 98% ghost you before.

are you brain dead?
this is a catfish account, i have no plans of meeting with any of them, just seeing how being a chad feels like

>Getting conversations like this is easy.
Yet that conversation is more than many men will ever get.
Also fuck off and die you normalfag piece of shit

Not what I'm saying, I'm saying look at the worthless person you were yesterday, and try your absolute hardest to do at least one thing that will make you even just a tiny bit less worthless today. Keep doing this over time and you might just become someone worth at least something.

You other option is to just keep being worthless, which is fine if you're happy with that (you aren't though are you?)

>This entire board is falling this hard for the >just be urself meme with the words changed slightly

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Why is that anything worth caring about at all. Christ.. Men swipe yes for literally every female who isn't immediately repulsive (personally I've never seen anyone on there who is that obviously unfuckable if that's all you are looking for) and that is what the men are looking for. Obviously women know this so will narrow down their choices to ones they do find most attractive. That's just how it works. It's not entirely representative of real life dating

Men's worth is determined by unchangable genetic factors such as dick size, height, and facial bone structure. "Self-improvement" is pointless coping. There is a third option for the genetically inferior male, but they've stigmatized it so society still has its drones to keep toiling.

Now create a real account so you can compare.

>It's not entirely representative of real life dating
The ultimate cope. Tinder reveals roasties for what they really are and what their preferences really are.

Tinder is full of bots and pretty much dead. OP doesn't know this.

>what their preferences really are
You mean attractive guys? Is this big news?

just set a "date" on friday

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Are you brain dead? You said that this is a done thing, that this girl would for sure meet and fuck. I corrected you by saying the truth, that this means absolutely nothing because she is messaging 50 other guys as well.

>It's not entirely representative of real life dating
Tinder isn't a video game with NPCs or something it is real life dating. The women are real and they have real sex with real Chads

This incel cult lie needs to die.

>bots avoid robots

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>dont compare yourself to other people even though people will compare you to other people
Great idea there Jordan Hackerson

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