>wake up to a blowjob most mornings and she happily swallows your cum
>get nuzzled by her in bed every night and tangles her legs with yours
>she likes staying indoors and usually only goes out with you
>she loves you because of how sweet / caring you are towards her
>she loves being touched and petted by you and welcomes your affection
>you can do or say anything and she will always assume the best from you
>after a fight, she admits her fault in the conflict and apologizes
>she wears your shirts and sleeps with your pillow because she loves the scent you leave on them
Qualities of your ideal GF?
Liam Rodriguez
Ethan Parker
>brown hair, blue/green eyes
>a couple years younger than me
>passionate about art, music, and/or other creative hobbies
>intelligent and inquisitive, isn't afraid to assert her own position in a disagreement
>enjoys cuddling and kissing or even just touch
>isn't afraid to share her grievances with me and lets me rely on her
>helps me grow as I help her grow
Are relationships like that rare, or are my standards just too high? I've never been in a relationship because I've rejected every girl who came onto me for the purposes of sexual gratification or for some other purpose that isn't to have a committed relationship. I honestly just want something like pic related, but even that seems impossible.
Sebastian Anderson
The blowjob thing... might happen during the start of a relationship when she's still trying to impress you but if you think someone you're going to be with forever is going to suck your dick every day you're in for a disappointment.
Jace Rivera
what anime is the gfirl in the gf from
i need to be fucked
Hudson Baker
That's Starfire from Teen Titans my nig
Tyler Reyes
Girl in OP's pic related is my ideal GF. Her personality is perfect for mine once you remove the dark /robot/ and edgy bits.
>tfw no starfire personality archetype gf
Samuel Perez
shit you weren't supposed to reply seriously, not my epic troll is ruined
Sebastian Price
You're welcome my nig
Samuel Mitchell
You might be coming on a bit too strongly. Try easing into it. Granted this is advice I got from w*men so take it however you want.
Luke Jones
>Be female
>Good looking
Your standards for "ideal" is too fucking high
Jackson Reed
>Is fine being in a committed asexual relationship.
>Likes cuddles.
That's literally it. Last gf I had cheated on me after lying to me about not liking sex. A girl I dated before that thought I was kidding and trying to be a gentleman, ghosted me when she realised the most I wanted to do was spoon.
Carson Young
>be 2D
>be cute
>be in love with me
that's pretty much it
Brayden White
>female
>not obese
>not crazy
>chrisitan
thats about it
Logan Adams
>attractive
>fertile
>not a crazy bitch
I dont even care about personality. If shes not crazy and looks good I will get along with her
Elijah Diaz
I no longer even want a gf, have completely lost the ability to trust someone intimately.
Hudson Flores
>Good genes to do the evolution.mp4
>Actually smart, not "smart" you know
>Either very femenine or tomboy...
>Either childish or emo
>White or asian (ok maybe black but femenine)
>Likes good music
>Speaks English AND spanish (maybe deutsch too or french or any other lenguage)
>Has goals in life
>Finished university
>Non religious
>Non vegetarian
>Non feminist
>Would make an excelent mother
>Good family
>Good maners
>Not too much of an extrovert
Kayden Baker
what is with idiots and wanting morning blowjobs? when i wake up i have to piss, i dont want a blowjob
Adam Gutierrez
>has short hair
>likes me
>bio female
>thin build
>likes me
>has natural colored hair (doesnt matter if dyed as long as it is a natural color)
>likes me
>is kind
>doesnt like to yell
>cares about me
>wants to spend time with me
>has a job to help out with bills
;-;
Dylan Jenkins
You need to make it clear from the start you are asexual.
Lucas Price
you posted her
gib alien gf
Julian Bennett
>brown hair, medium length, straight bangs
>slightly chubby
>a little bit shorter than me
>likes to cuddle
>doesn't constantly rely on me to decide what to do
>doesn't cheat
Joshua Ramirez
If you roll a 7 in this thread, your ideal gf will be granted to you by the end of this year.
Andrew Johnson
Peggy, there's two good things in life. GETs and football. The rest are unnecessary
Angel Ortiz
Literally impossible in this day and age
Sorry friend, you might find something similar in a trap gf but with some mental issues as a baggage
Ian Carter
>Loves me
that's it. Don't care how she looks, don't care about her job or how much money she makes, or how she acts or what she believes in nothing. none of it matters, I just want someone that loves me. Hell at this point I barely care if it's female.
Amusingly enough I probably have the highest standards it's possible to have.
Nolan Reed
But the question is, will she be with you for life, or will she be the one that got away
Jordan Myers
>real >like me for who i am
Aiden Long
>wake up suddenly with a mouth full of teeth around your cock
All of my gfs somehow thought I'd like this.
Bitch is asking to get knocked out.
Wyatt Morales
>5'1"-5'8"
>slightly thicc but never wider than me anywhere because I don't want to look any more like a skeleton
>pretty face
>impeccable hygiene
>never cheats
>has self respect
>loves me for my merits but not due to ephemeral circumstance
>wants kids
>has interests and can carry a conversation
>decent at bants
Probably a few other things too
Ryder Hernandez
Try summer, but okay
Angel Sullivan
First time I dated I didn't know better, that's on me.
I did the second time, she took it as a sign that she could fuck a Chad.