/britfeel/

told darren to fuck up the op image what a fookin ledge

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Just received an email at work which has passed on responsibility for one of my tasks to the appropriate people. No more work for me today! Now for a nice relaxing 3.5h of self study and thinking about life.

>mate has banged on about wanting a girlfriend the last 5-6 years
>finally gets one
>breaks up with her after a couple months because he wants to have time to play video games again

bloody hell

this thread is the worst place on the internet

Thanks I get for making Britfeel great again

Well fuck off then will ya?

you gotta use the filters to make it tolerable lad

>currently thinking
>trying to decide

*CLINK!*

Another Larper exposed. If you can't screencap and post timestamp you are a larper.

>Just received an email at work which has passed on responsibility for one of my tasks to the appropriate people. No more work for me today! Now for a nice relaxing 3.5h of self study and thinking about life.

*CLINK!*

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grass is greener and all that.
in a few months he'll want a gf again

whats left when you filter the larps and forced memes

Lads, be honest who was/is worse, onions boy poster or Larp poster?

I hope we get a cold winter after this unpleasant summer.

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Summers sizzle and winters warm.

Its bullshit.

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I will savour every cold day this year

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>winters warm
do you not remember this winter lad?

They're as bad as each other. Can you imagine the state of either of them?

Me too lid
youtube.com/watch?v=7BrIJrjxVxA

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Nah, i'll take decent weather all year round TBQH lads. Fucking great being able to rely on a bit of sun & fun.

the only girl who's ever felt the need to talk to me occasionally tells me about celebrities or random people she finds attractive, and I share zero attributes with them and she knows this. why would she do this? its torture

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>neighbours nice car keeps breaking down
>my shitbox continues to run without problems
who's laughing now eh

why do people just post hitler gifs for non relevant posts

god yes, 24/7 winter all of next year

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Every girl fancies celebrities and talks about it lad. My ex banged on about Tom Hardy all the time, I look fuck all like him

Morning lods.

What you lids up to today? I'm going to my aunties birthday party this evening. Hopefully it doesn't suck.

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any physicists here la?

How the FUCK do you get a job that isn't teaching wanker secondary school kids?

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she wants you to feel like shit, drop her out of your life

I can't be ased with either.

the only thing that's going to suck is toddlers on your dick you filthy nonce

Just apply for CERN lad

girl i'm with goes on about CM Punk being cool sometimes

>I'm going to my aunties birthday party
*click* *clink* lad

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oh new thread
i made this
vmashup.com/KAoBlZwt

We had an inch of snow and a slight chill.

Otherwise known as the 'Beast from the East'.

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anyone like glam rock?

six inches of snow and -10c you mean

i shouldve mentioned that other than that, shes the nicest any girl has ever been to me and treats me like a friend

its just that treatment seems like shes cementing that thats all it will be, just to point out
>this is what someone i would consider actually looks like

such as lad?

Winter is why we have Easyjet!

eeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhh
eeeeeh baby

oooh ahhh

I wanna knoooooooow

puny little virgin nose

also normie out

>What you lids up to today?
Waking and baking about to put a pizza on now, then play some medieval 2 total war maybe watch battlestar, mad men and gomorrah after.

Going out ot staying in for party?

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Yep

CHAD BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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do you want to bang her mate? don't be her friend if so

Every lass has a type lad, how many do you think actually get with someone that fits it? But it does sound like you've got yourself stuck as a friend, not because of your appearance but because you've got too close I reckon

We actually run this board you know
give yerself a wee pat on the back lads

>beast from the east

kek fucking daily mail

>Waking and baking

I'm jelly lad, wish I could get baked everyday.

>Going out ot staying in for party?

It's just at my Nana's place. Not really a party, more like a small family gathering with drinks and snacks.

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Hope my girl demi recovers so she can fart on my face and I can have a BRAAAAAAAP overdose
*dabs*

*SNAP*
Yep, that one's going in my reaction image folder

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I know someone like that. He had a gf when he was 18 who always paid for dates and always put out for him without expecting reciprocation, and he dumped her because he wanted more time to play vidya. Now he harps on about wanting "qt pure christian gf"

she is literally ugly not even memeing

Na too cold is uncomfy too lad. Bit of snow around christmas is welcome

Feel shit lads just sicked in my mouth

how about chatlogs

U shut the fuck up u stupid cunt

What is your opinion on normie facebook memes like this?

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Have fun then fren and be sure to take the leftover party snacks home for some extra munchies

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Honestly g bless adblocker. Might even donate, what a service they've done for us

my thought is its not a meme

People still share stuff like this?

>What is your opinion on normie facebook memes Iike this?

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yeah my mum posts 'proverbs' and pseudo-philosophy all the time

have you ever had another human touch your willy? I haven't

I'll touch your willy user.

I saw a doc on youtube that said jesus survived his crucifixion and travelled to asia and became a buddhist
Checkmate facebook meme

k caught myself yesterday thinking
>ywn touch a girls calves
what a fucking miserable existance

Wonder if 48 y/o will share one of his African bull's cream pies with me

yeah, it was alright. I've had 3 girls give me a wank and two of them were terrible at it

why's that? lack of grip strength?

Lads, you might remember me from about a month ago when I said a woman I had a one night stand with stole my bank card and withdrew 200 quid from an ATM (my limit, thank god), and HSBC refunded me it as fraud and said they'd investigate it. They said they'd get back to me with the results within two weeks, if they find it wasn't fraud then they'd take the money back. It's been almost 8 weeks now and I've been too scared to touch it, I never heard anything about it. Do you think it's safe to spend?

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You forgot to delete your name, you utter cunt.

Fake Larp Hunter

That's called heresy.

They didn't wank it properly, the kinda just rubbed it weirdly. it was annoying.

*CLINK!*

50p into the larp jar.
Stop larping.

You've ben exposed as a cuckold.

i like to wank with a light grip

Nice try.
The Larp Hunter does not cuck himself.

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Just larped as a IT consultant on a survey and got paid 60p. Splendid

Ah that's only because she's old but Internet young

"memes"
wouldn't call them that

yer auntie jackie types

A classic unabashed larp.

That'll only be ten pence into the larp jar due to honesty.

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luckily i'm not friends with her on facebook and I set her privacy settings to max so not as many people can see the tripe she posts

I wish my wife would hook up with a brown man

CLINK!! Gotcha! The clinkee has become the clinker!

'IF' I had a wife and she started going on about wanting to fuck other men I'd be getting the divorce papers ready.
simple as

i've made a complete mess of you

are you taking the piss? why would i lie about getting wanked off, its nothing special.

How full is the LARP jar now?