>always eat chicken, bro. steak is too fat
>fat is a macronutrient your body needs for testosterone production and nutrient absorption that at least 25% of your calories should come from, but you still shouldn't 't get your fat source from steak
What do Soiyyboys mean by this?
Imagine if she stuffed those panties into your mouth and made you hold them in there while she gave you a rough handjob kek
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>nutritional cholesterol doesn't affect serum cholesterol levels, your body metabolizes nutritional cholesterol and synthesizes its own serum cholesterol
>Testosterone is a cholesterol derivative, so you need to eat cholesterol in order to synthesize testosterone.
Both can't be true.
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wow that would be crazy haha
Ahahah y... yes imagine that.
I wish I had a big man ass
Why'd god make me dyspraxic so i can't squat?
Dietary cholesterol increases serum cholesterol. However it is not cholesterol in general that increases your risk for atherosclerosis but LDL in particular (HDL is fine). LDL is a molecule that carries fat around in your bloodstream for that fat to be metabolized when the need presents itself. However if there is no need (such as when your body is burning glucose instead) the LDL lingers in your blood, eventually oxidizes and creates inflammation in your blood vessels that lead to their calcification.
In order to not have LDL in your blood stream that just lingers and eventually oxidizes, you need to either enter ketosis once in a while through some low carb days or you need to do some intermittent fasting. The 16 hours a day you don't eat during when doing IF will create a need for the LDL to be metabolized for energy.
Would that be something? haha
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>In order to not have LDL in your blood stream that just lingers and eventually oxidizes, you need to
stop intaking exogenous cholesterol dingbat
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>unironically banging a chick like this.
Lads...
HAHAHAHA OMG user this is such a great thread! I'm glad you came here from Jow Forums4chan you are welcome back any time!
also this.
I had a gf with a butt like this. Then she broke up with me and now I have permanent leg and arm injuries and my gains are cukked forever. I only had sex with her and now that she broke up with me I havent had sex in 5 months.
Is this considered sad or pathetic my Gf has done this to me numerous times? She also sometimes stuffs her panties in my mouth or holds them over my nose while she rides me. Everyone itt is making it sound like I'm a bitch.
its because you are
No everyone itt is jealous of you
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According to the barbell medicine guys it does affect serum cholesterol levels, it's just far from 1:1 and you don't have to worry about it unless you're already high cholesterol or take it to the absolute extreme, which most online fitness bros love to do with their shitty keto diets
friendly reminder that cholesterol is not an energy source, so you can't burn in off in a caloric deficit.
>Jow Forums likes big asses and femdom
Truly the best board
we all want to experience it, dummy.
Tell us more. Does she ever stuff the panties in your mouth then grind on your face?
The cholesterol, LDL specifically, carries the fat we metabolize. LDL levels are reduced once the fat they carry has been used.
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Underrated kek
But I think Jow Forums has a skewed view on sexuality. Sometimes she makes me so things I don't like and I don't think it's normal either, but I'm afraid to say no to her because she's really nice to me and out of my league. I tried telling a friend about it, and he said I shouldn't be bitching if I get to have sex with a girl like her. I think if he knew more, he might say otherwise.
Not at the same time. She'll sit on my face and make me eat her ass and pussy frequently, and sometimes if she's wearing silk or cotton panties she'll jerk me off with them.
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>She'll sit on my face and make me eat her ass and pussy frequently,
We really are all going to make it aren't we bros?
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You lucky bastard. Has she ever BRAPped on you?
Also curious how Jow Forums are you? I need to know what my goal is to get a waifu like this
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> Sometimes she makes me do things I don't like
> afraid to say no to her
> Making it
He hasn't made it. It sounds like he's a bitchboi who let's his Gf uses him as a sextoy just because she's pretty. Any real guy would be using her instead. He doesn't even sound like he enjoys sex with her.
>Has she ever BRAPped on you?
Yes, but by accident while the tip of my tongue was in her asshole. It was one of the only times I've ever seen her embarrassed. Neither of us is a fan.
> Also curious how Jow Forums are you?
I'm lean, but "big" especially by normie standards. Ottermode, but more muscular. She was with me even when I was a twink, and says she prefers me skinnier. I've been called cute more than I've been called handsome, and I look like I'm in high school still. Someone I know says that she must have a mental issue, because I'm decent while she is extraordinarily hot. With other women, I wouldn't normally agree to some of the stuff she has me do, but I'm entranced by her and do it when she has me. We might just "click" on a personal level.
>was one of the only times I've ever seen her embarrassed
cute
> Neither of us is a fan
pleb taste.
>Someone I know says that she must have a mental issue, because I'm decent while she is extraordinarily hot.
that's normal. The whole "omg bro she's so out of you're league what's she doing with you?" shit is cliche. Despite all the feminist bitching about sexist beauty standards, men are judged way more than women. You could have a 6/10 woman with a 8/10 man and everybody would still say she's out of his league.
Have you ever eaten a fart? It tastes like it smells, it's disgusting. If you want to, you are a perverted degenerate or a virgin.
mmmmmm tell me more about what girls' BRAPs taste like
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Palm your own fart, and try to get it to your mouth quickly. It tastes how it smells, especially since the smell is mostly poop particles.
>You could have a 6/10 woman with a 8/10 man and everybody would still say she's out of his league.
Not necessarily true. When I was with an ex, other girls would tell me I was out of her league fairly often. She wasn't even ugly.
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mmm such succulence
haha damn, you pried it out of her with your tongue? what if as a joke you asked her to eat a bunch of tacos and then sit on your face again haha just as a joke though
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WTF are you actually me.
I had a gf with a nice ass/waist like this and we broke up 5 months ago and i havent had sex since. Also my gains are cukked because i dont like exercising :'(
also the only chick if ive ever banged
It's smelly air, there's nothing to pry. It's not like I was trying to fish out a turd or a dingleberry.
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Thoughts on turkey? What are the benefits and gains?
Red meat gives me explosive shits.
That's just a left over from the steroid era.
Lot of shit those guys said and did are taken as gospel yet don't apply to normal human beings on any level.
Like eating 10 meals a day and doing *lol* shrugs for traps.
Bigger butts don't make bigger braaps
high protein diet does