Tinder pics

Any robots have an ingenious ideas for faking interesting tinder pictures? I only have a few pics of myself that are remotely presentable. Any anons know how I can stage some misleading pics to make it look like I'm an interesting and fun person?

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pls halp bumperio

go to the park, take a selfie under a tree or something

>selfies

Aren't those looked down upon? Need to frame it in a way so it doesn't look like a selfie

Hire a homeless guy to take it for you.

Just make sure you pick one you can outrun if he takes off with your phone.

what does that pic say other than, he goes outside?

I once set up a tripod on head height

then put my phone on it with timer and made a pic of me while cooking (having all sorts of fancy ingredients out pretending someone made a pic of me while i was cooking

no idea if people notice or how autismo this actually is but no one called me out on it yet so i assume everybody assumes someone else took this pic of me

i fucking hope they assume this lmao

also i did this cause

1) shows your body
2) makes you look like you are in company (get wine glasses out or something idk)
3) shows off your cooking skills which I think girls like

ok guys dont leave me in suspense

like how smart was this? or is it actual autism and can girls smell your act of deceipt?

Fucking based lmao, this is the kind of shit i'm talking about

She looks oddly formed and just plain bad...

It sounds pretty damn bulletproof

thanks

>tfw did something smart

also i once went to a mountainbike trail and hid my phone in a tree and also did this but it looked more shitty, should maybe try it again sometime only im afraid someone will see me

>Aren't selfies looked down upon
Nah, they really aren't, as long as you can take a decent selfie, the thing is it's pretty difficult to take one without looking super awkward, but it's possible

Have you had any success on tinder or other dating apps using the pics?

not really, its a coincidence cause today i deleted all my datings apps (i use tinder, bumble, happn and one dating app thats for my country) and did the same pics and same profile there

hoping to have another chance

at first i only tried tinder but i think tinder is a bit dead

so it got to me, why not try every dating app instead

if you copy paste your pics and profiles there it isnt that much efford anyway

I mean deleted and reinstalled them*

you know to get fresh start on all apps

>tfw I dont even try anymore
My first pic is this. I have a couple images with friends of mine but I know my place and Im happy with whatever matches I do or dont get.

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Pretty funny pic desu

that shirt is something you wear when painting your house

I try to mix it up. Maybe 2 selfies, 2 pics someone else took, or (fake selfies). I can't make fake selfies work at all. I had to have my exwife snap one for me and the other was in the gym while lifting and my spotter took it lol

For a couple years there I had a really bad habit of just straight up wearing undershirts out in public. That paired with my significant weight gain didnt exactly do me any favors.

Trying to get better now.

I do this quite a bit.

I highly recommend a suit pic. I had my daughter's mom take this pic of me right before my work's Christmas party back when I was able to hold a job lol. It's my first pic on my profile and I usually always get a compliment on it from matches.

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>my daughter's mom
Riiiiight...

>exwife
>daughters mom

wat

Lol it's one of my only honest to God non-selfies
Yea she's both. Sometimes I get mental about how I should mention her because I feel like exwife sounds kinda harsh and her and I actually get along well now because of my daughter.

I mean call her your ex wife. That's what she is. You'll honestly get more looks if you mention you daughter's mom kek

I've tried to suit thing, didn't work for me

Yea I know what you mean now. Good point. I usually say exwife in public but for some reason on here I get this mental struggle of what to call her. It's weird.

I get what you mean too. It's like an unspoken stigma, right? On a word that by definition has no relation with that stigma. But it's still there.

does tinder even works anymore without handing them out cash?

depends where you live I suppose

student town in southern europe

tinder is still probably the most popular app but you'll probably find less non-hoes on something like bumble

Those are the fakest fucking tits I've ever seen. Is that a trap?

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Idk if these apps are popular here. It's a latin country, not anglo

they're real, she's just laying down idiot

Kelly Brook

>he doesn't know how tit physics work

>he doesn't know who Kelly Brook is

I'm so sorry, user