Perfect Gentleman

What did I learn?
If people themselves are not willing to make an actual effort towards a change or a relationship, they shouldn't be jealous asses when they don't find one. Chads are not inherently evil, as in the end they are individuals. Too much jealousy breeds nothing good in the end, and actual communication is required to establish relationships. Also, if you're a short fat goth kid that ages to look villainous, Danny DeVito might be casted in your role, so well, take your pick.

Is that actually the canon backstory of the penguin?

There really isn't a such thing as canon anymore man

It's not really an origin story, just one of many things that put him on the path to becoming the Penguin.

>he's the one with the umbrella
>asks Tony if it's a little hot for an umbrella
Was it autism?

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You could also interpret the question as meaning "Isn't this umbrella unusually hot?".

>then stop pretending you're a good guy
I know he took it the wrong way and that's the point but that's a pretty shitty thing to say in the first place. The dude has problems but he's like 17, she doesn't know he's a murderer, just a creepy guy, someone like that can change.

I learned nothing cause I already knew all this. it's still meaningless.

Nigga that's just fat Joji lol

>its confidence
Fucking dropped

>the "writer" makes money off of this garbage
>I'm supposed to be ashamed of being a shut-in NEET
wat

BETA UPRISING YESYESYESYES

surprise the thot is the victim in all of this, what a twist

what a shitty backstory. why do we care about comics in 2018?

>tall guy tells short guy to "just get in shape" as if women won't just look down on an in shape short guy as overcompensating
>stacey wants to fuck Chad within 1 second of seeing him

I don't see what kind of moral I'm supposed to derive from this. Be born tall? Knew that already, kinda can't do anything about it.

Oswald was right in that Stacy only wanted good looking guys, but Chad was right in that legitimately becoming a good guy would help repair his reputation and fix his personality flaws.

Just be yourself. Unless people don't like you, then be yourself times 100 so you become a super villain.

i learned to never believe a work of fiction as reality

Why are women so fucking insufferable and narcissistic? You ask them to be considerate, not because theyre legally or morally required to do so, but because its a good thing to do and they respond with some *ITS NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY, FUCK THAT LOSER BETA*. While you ask a bro or really any guy and theyd go *yeah sure bro, lets see if we can help him out*, fuck man ive even had nigs show more compassion than the average roastie

>demonizing the same betas who used to read comic books when they were young
capeshit is dead

She's no paragon of morality, but she is right in that she shouldn't be responsible for someone that's obsessed with her. And she knows he's been stalking her for years, it makes sense that she doesn't want anything to do with him.

>some anons ITT sympathizing with Oswald
>WOW FUCKING SHALLOW ROASTIES ONLY WANT TALL MUSCULAR CHAD
>meanwhile the woman Penguin is lusting over/obsessed with is some 9/10 popular outgoing Stacy
Really maks u thonk....

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I like the fact you didn't generalize everyone in this thread into a single schema, but still managed to get your agenda through.
This is a theme I'd like to see more on the internet.

Quite a few people in this thread actually agreed somewhat and think that Veronica isn't 100% in the wrong. But then again IRL there are lots of average or fugly goblin women who will literally not settle for anything not up to their high standards, it can go both ways. It really depends on the circumstances.

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Yeah, I remember we had a big thread about Chad vs Brad. Chad's a legit nice guy who helps robots but Brad's just a dick. Personally, I've had several Chads that suddenly befriended me and I know many robots have also had the same experience. Honestly, the Chads are usually the ones who acknowledge my good jokes and personality first and invite me into their friend group. Good guys.

what a retarded strawman of a comic.

If you're a NEET shut in with no motivation to improve yourself, you have no right to complain about failure. HOWEVER, if you actually put considerable effort into lifting/socializing and still fail, then it's clear that life has dealt you a shit hand

Wholesome r9k? what is this?
But yeah, this is basically what it comes down to. Asses will be asses, but it's rough painting everyone attractive with the same brush.
If a chad goes and helps others improve, what is there to judge? We still need to differentiate between superficial and actual help though.

>meanwhile the woman Penguin is lusting over/obsessed with is some 9/10 popular outgoing Stacy
this is the kicker. Only mentally retarded men do this in real life. The vast majority of men put far more effort into dating and self improvement than women ever will, and still end up with a chubby greasy bitch who thinks she deserves chad.

>if you actually put considerable effort into lifting/socializing and still fail
He put zero effort into working out and didn't try talking to her until the funeral.

stopped reading here
who actually believes this garbage

I've seen guys heavier than me get 8/10 girls. Being outgoing, having a reason to actually interact each other, and not being known as the weird kid does wonders.

that's what makes it shit though, it doesn't address the people that actually DO put in effort
normies only ever take the easy way out by targeting the neckbeards, they want to believe that anyone good that puts in effort will succeed, but that's not true

You mean they had status, an ugly literal who doing all that would just be seen as creepy

Do normans have any brain functions? Also that Comic was pure cringe

the actual fucking backstory of the penguin is that he was literally thrown in a cage from birth and raised by birds because he's a fucking mutant with flipper hands. there are no birds in this story about The Penguin. count how many fucking birds there are in this comic

this is "D.C. High" levels of stupid

>Seems she'd rather cavort with some creatine-snorting lunkhead who wouldn't know veuve clocquot from freixenet
>My good sir...
>this entire storyline and progression

I didn't know the moderators of r/atheism and r/gaming were "writers" at Capeshit Comics

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He was parroting Tony's own line back at him: the first thing Tony said to him. Are YOU autistic?

>what is satire
I hope you didn't think that comic was sincere.

What in the literal fuck
Is this what all comic books are like, what a load of autistic garbage
I feel like I just read something from the mind of a chimpanzee at a typewriter for 100 years

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The people who make this actually take themselves serious, and what's the point in going to the trouble of creating this entire comic if you don't intent to pass on some of your honest thoughts to other people.
I'm just not even the target audience for this since I'm a skinny and slighter more than averade dude and I don't blame anyone other than myself for living in solitude, but I absolutely hate that these western works of fiction are always caricatures and exaggerations of people that don't exist and they never try to deconstruct their genre

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So we should live long enough to become the villain?

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What a massive cunt

at least this shit is going to look ridiculously dated in a few years, right

more normies get into this stuff as the years passes. they just need to make spiderman say "wakanda should come to america and breed with our girls to create the most intelligent mixed race, and trannies are the most beautiful girls in the world" for their public to be more accepting of it

Batman Returns wasn't The Penguin's first appearance. He's been showing up in comics since 1941.

It's very ironic in so many ways. I won't eternalize on most of it since this is Jow Forums so everyone knows what strawmen I'm referring to, but at least let's point out the fact that penguin was completely right about chads and that stacy V was in fact a roastie whore just like he suspected.