>be me >be wizard >be manlet >seem like normal nice guy >do small talk with roasties >they absolutely hate me >i can see them cringing as they interact with me >they cannot get me fired because I never ask them out or dates or ask for their number >continue being nice and polite to them >this makes them more angry >they try to complain about me to management >only makes them look deranged because it is basically "guy I do not like interacts with me" >roasties get toasty and eventually quit
I am already up to three 3DPD. One has asked for their schedule to be changed so they do not interact with me at all anymore, and as a result got her hours cut.
Give me a little example of interaction or something
Julian Reyes
>Why are women like this? better question is what is it about you that makes them flee?
Austin Gutierrez
if your "niceness" or whatever isnt in the form of cold hard cash, they think youre pathetic. fucking femoids
Jaxon Sullivan
Well those women wear cunts, ut seriously what is wrong with you? Are you smelly, or really fat? Improve yourself my man
Jaxon Adams
You're doing Elliot's work, user. How do you avoid getting fired, though? I get that you don't ask them out, but roasties could just lie.
Samuel Cruz
Agreed. Need some stories on the different subjects
Caleb Murphy
I genuinely hope this isn't a larp. :D
Gavin Rogers
But if he improves himself he won't be able to make roasties quit
Jonathan Young
Are you an actual goblin or what? How can your mere presence repel women? Teach me master
Mason Robinson
Okay here is one.
>see co-worker watching a live stream of someone playing Fortnite. >she is average to homely. >Me: oh wow, you like video games. >Her: Y-yeah... >Me: So what game are you watching? >Her: U-uh Fortnite. >Me: Ah. I do not play much PC games. I like playing stuff on older consoles. >Her: *making a frowning face >Me: I even have a Game Boy on me. You remember the Game Boy don't you. >Her: No... >Me: Its okay. Different strokes for different people. >Her: *giving me death state. >Me: Well enjoy watching your stream. >Her: *gets up to leave and go to her car to watch her stream
Isaac Martin
kek, you must be hideous
Nolan Sullivan
OP here. Not smelly or fat. Just autistic and a manlet. :)
Those two qualities alone are enough to get women clawing at the door.
I worked at a hardware store for eight months and I was hired at the same time as a girl and she literally would never look me in the eye or talk to me even if we were on neighboring registers
If you're not Chad you're subhuman
Hudson Davis
hahaha that's literally me.
Josiah Phillips
you are doing gods work user, keep it up and post moar
Austin Roberts
Did she ever react differently when talking to chads compared to normal men?
Hudson Taylor
Yeah she talked to most of the other male cashiers but she and this one dude would always be giggling and hanging out together at lunch and on the job
It's shit like that makes me realize that any woman that is interested in me is just settling because they can't do better
Joshua Russell
>See co-worker (this is a different one) have phone in butt pocket >Me: Oh I never get why people nowadays keep their phones in their back pocket. Are you worried about you sitting on it accidentally? >Her: *doing a fake slight smile with her lips closed together* No. That never happens to anyone. >Me: Well I know for certain that pickpockets exist, and if you have your phone half way sticking out like that its going to be stolen if you are not in a nice area. >Her: *breating in WELL, making an even more puckered smile. We Are Not In A Bad Area Are We. >Me: True. But still, your phone sticking out of over half way out of your pocket it weird to me. I remember when phone used to be small. See look at this >*shows her phone from the 2000s >Her: What a fossil. >Me: Well I do not like being connected to the internet at all times, and the plan is cheap. I like being able to keep things in my pocket and have room to spare. >Her: *has her hand on the door. Well my BOYFRIEND has an even bigger phone, and he never complains about phone sizes. >*roastie slams door
Roasties, everyone. The lesson to be taken away from this is to not bother with them.
Juan Ortiz
You are a legend my dude, though if I was in the room I would cringe from secondhand embarrassment
Jacob Thompson
Honestly, I am just average looking. I am like 5'6 though and legitimately autistic (diagnosis from childhood). If you interact with women at all and you are not "attractive" or autistic, its enough to skeeve them out.
As he stared into his phone screen Kyle came up with the perfect caption for his Reddit post "user is a pathetic little manlet" he typed, before posting the screenshot that came from some stranger on Jow Forums.org. But Kyle didn't care where or who it was from, all he cared about were those 241 upvotes he would be receiving on r/greentext by the end of that afternoon. It wasn't much, but for Kyle...that was enough to avoid throwing his head through the rope he had prepared, hanging from a hook on the roof of his miniscule apartment. "Not today old friend" he says as he lies in his bed drifting into sleep. Just another day in the life of a redditor.
Oliver Gutierrez
>He doesnt have a chiseled jaw, 6-pack, or 9-inch penis what a creep Im calling the police You have no reason to hate a guy who is perfectly pleasant and has made no advances just because hes ugly, Stacy.
Obviously autistic. It comes across in your example conversation. It's perfectly normal for people to feel unsettled even by the most subtle of things, you likely don't realise how strange you're really being.. Doesn't necessarily make them bitches.
Colton Rivera
>It's shit like that makes me realize that any woman that is interested in me is just settling because they can't do better
Guy said nothing wrong, for all roasts knew he was just a guy trying to make polite small talk instead of being "that creep who never talks to anyone ugh". You cannot win with roasts. OP is doing a good job fucking over this filth.
Connor Scott
Is it bad that from the thumbnail I immediately thought the arm holding the bottle was an erection?
Don't blame me, you know what goes on in this site.
Kayden Moore
I think a lot of people don't even realise there's a condition. Just someone they aren't friendly with talking to them and lacking social etiquette. I actually work with people with autism on the more extreme end, but if you're high functioning then yes. People are just going to think you're odd and not want to be around you. Particularly as you keep forcing your presence.
Anyway I really don't believe this is an unbiased account given the autism.
>Stop forcing your presence on me and making me slightly uncomfortable autismo, I dont care if you havent actually said or done anything wrong, you deserve to be ostracized for a condition you didnt choose to have and Im going to change my entire schedule to avoid you as much as possible People like you are why school shooters exist
Alexander Wright
OP here. I will be honest, there was a point where this sort of behavior by women made me feel as though I was a sub-human I would honestly go to bed for weeks on end crying and trying to self-improve myself to make myself a human being that was accepted by others.
However, I have accepted that I will never be accepted as normal. In today's insane degenerate society, I rather be as normal as I can, and let the women cringe their way from me. They will probably have a much happier life in the long run from me, but there is a certain charm in doing stuff like this that exposes the psychosis of your average woman in the post-modern Western world.
Sorry to hear that my dude. You really don't seem like a bad guy. Just keep looking at porn until you burn out your pleasure circuits. Then you won't ever look at women again just like I did.
Chase Brooks
Fuck that roasties dude, fuck em. they are trash with no heart. I understand that they dont want to have a relationship with you, but there is no need to be rude or plain bitch.
Fuck them. You are a cool guy in my book and probably would be your friend if you where in my same town.
Gavin Flores
invade the society just as nazis invaded poland, user
Bentley Martin
>it gets rainy out when i'm sad >it's sunny when i'm happy >the weather follows my personal emotions >things that happen in this world must happen because of me >everything revolves around me have you considered that maybe it's just a high turnover job or that something or someone else you're not aware of have prompted these people to quit? are you sure you're not actually a narcissist with a child like view of the world where you just assume things happen because of you? of course you wouldn't be able to tell if you were actually a retard that was deeply convinced the whole world revolves around them.
Justin Garcia
I got a few more user.
Unlike the other two, this one was straight up ugly.
>this co-worker is a fat sjw >dyes her hair depending on what color her friends do >literal tumblrina who writes yaoi erotica >says she is bi-sexual (ie. cannot get fucks from chad, so she settles for some snatch) >hear her ranting about how her instructor during sex ed years ago talking about "you do not want to have no protection when you are having sex with any of the guys in this room". >She is like "I was thinking. Have you seen these guys? Ew. Just. Ew." > I pipe in. "So what did these guys look like?" > She replies, "well um. they were fat. a lot had pimples. and they were just gross. just gross." >I respond, "well i bet they wish they were as beautiful as you" in a completely earnest voice. >She snarls at me, "FUCK YOU!" and gets up and leaves break room. > Before she leaves, "Have a nice day. " :)
Samuel Rivera
I detect a little hint of roasted beef
William Morgan
>and then everyone started clapping really slowly >and that roastie's name? >hillary clinton
Camden Thompson
but user, the point i made is not predicated on my gender. i am posting anonymously, that's the great thing about being anonymous, it doesn't matter who or what i am. the only thing that matters is what i post.
Cameron Phillips
This woman was a walking stereotype user. The other women I have cringed to death were all normies or roasties.
Charles Rivera
Where do you live user. What is the job? Why are there grown adults watching people play fortnite? Seriously sounds like you work in a place full of cunts though. Although it does also sound like a high school movie in the usa
Sebastian Wright
>Revealing personal information about where I live and work..
Nah. You can keep your dox to yourself bitch.
Levi Hall
i love you origanoliplusori
Jace Gonzalez
>i live in alberta and work a temp position in an office >i live in west texas and work at a call center >i live in california and work in finance No one wants to know shit about you personally larpfag.
Alexander Smith
shut up you fucking faggot and enjoy the content and stop being a nosey bitch
Camden Miller
The content is shit even for larpfagging. Tell me a story that isn't hugbox bait garbage.
Adam Rodriguez
Inb4: GTFO roastie, I'm a 22 y/o guy
I'm the only one here that genuinely cares about you user. Other anons here are asking you to do a back flip when you do the suicide jump.
From my experience, I don't see how these actions anger women so much... do you think you're doing something else that angers those women so much or reading their reactions wrong or overexaggerating?
Personally, I'd just answer those questions you asked to women, with a smile.
Julian Bell
Here is another story. This time its a normie qt girl that seems sweet.
>doing smalltalk with girl >she mentions she is a Jehova's Witness >I talk to her about spritiuality and how much of the modern world is rotten for the human soul. >she goes to her locker to give me a card to the Jehova's Witness website. >I tell her thanks. >She implores me to explore the website.
See qt jw again: >Her: so did you look at the website? >Me: No I did not. I have been busy lately (I actually looked up the jw beliefs on wikipedia though) >Her: You r-really should. >Me: So do you regularly do evangelizing. >Her: Y-yes I do. But its hard because a lot of people just slam the door in my face or yell at me. >Me: I do not know why anyone would treat a cute and beautiful woman like yourself like that.I would listen to anything that they would have to say. >Her:.... >Me: Did I say something? >Her: I got.. i got to go. See you later.
A few weeks later I heard she asked management to change her schedule because she did not feel comfortable being around me, which resulted in her having her hours being cut from 30 hours a week to 20.
This one hurt the most. I am probably the world's most foremost artisan in home-made pocket spaghetti.
I'm not op. And you know, you can also hide the threads, or even more simply, don't go in them at all if all you are going to contribute is being a stupid whiney faggot.
That was sailing a bit close to the wind. I'm glad you got out of it safely.
I'm happy that you're happy with where you're at right now. I can only hope that you either get over your severe autism and get a nice girl, or keep your autism and get a nice girl. You've managed to successfully turn your autism back onto society. Not many people are capable of that.
Isaac White
Just the country and type of work. I'm hardly going to do you faggot lel
Angel Hall
An older woman told me the other day that 95% of all female deaths in the workplace come at the hands of men they spurned
Don't know if its true, but it doesn't matter, the Roastie's greatest fear is the affection of a man she isn't attracted to which is why they react extremely negative to your existence at all because they don't want you catching feelings for them
Nicholas Perry
If it was clear you we're not trying to get sex, then you should surely just be seen as the super nice guy all the girls like. That's how you'd be seen here in Ireland.
>Ah hea so nice I love user >I'd love it if user found someone
You'd have to deal with that kinda stuff but I don't understand how you work somewhere where the girls are all that horrible.
Dylan Lewis
Ey cody is that you?
Carson Stewart
I will never be married or be in a serious relationship. I am already 31. My best days are behind me.
My goal at this point is just to be the best man I can be. I can still be a worthwhile person even if I make dirt pay and I am not considered desirable by women.
When you even have homely or ugly women say they are too good for you (not to my face but still), you think you are truly worthless as a romantic partner.
I just wonder how I am going to live my life since I will never have a wife or children. I am content now, but I am gradually losing my interest in entertainment hobbies I used to enjoy.
USA. Retail fag. Unfortunately, I was did not start working until I graduated college, and I only could get call backs for retail.
Jose Campbell
>entertainment hobbies Passive hobbies tend to be easier to lose interest in. You'll need to find something that's more active, like sports or even volunteering. Something that gets you up and about, and dealing with people.
Austin Campbell
Jesus. I would think that line would've at least got a sympathetic "aww thank you that's sweet". Do you look like a serial killer or something? What a bitch. I've worked places with extremely ugly and pretentious SJW women before and they would say something like "oooo I like your tattoos I'm gonna get a back piece" and grab my arm and twist it and shit to see the whole tattoo. I would just keep my composure and say "hey thanks that's cool just make sure you go to a good artist". But I would just continue working and going about my day.
Lucas Baker
No. I have no tattoos at all, and I do not have a grumpy look on my face.
Being a skinny, autistic manlet is literally ugly to a woman the same way a ham planet is ugly to most men.
Reminds me of my first year in Uni >New girl arrives at uni with her bags >Has no idea where to go >I see she's lost and offer to help >She agrees but seems reluctant >Walking her to residence office >Fucking snowing like crazy >She's shivering non stop >Offer her my jacket since i have hoodie underneath >Says no and increases distance between us >whatever.... >She gets her room key and I show her the Halls >She's on the 4th floor >I start walking away and hear her grunting >Turn and she's struggling with lifting bags up the stairs >I know she won't say yes but i walk back and offer to help >She says no >She literally can't get up two steps still >I just say I'm helping regardless and take her bags up >Her eyes are red and she's shaking >We get to the room and I drop her bags off just inside the room >She's runs to the back of the room, turns and gives me a look like I'm a fucking monster >I just say take care and leave >She says nothing I have to stress that I wasn't trying to flirt, get close to her or do anything. No intrusive questions or seriously anything. And from her reactions to me, I genuinely was confused for weeks and tried thinking about what I did wrong. I still don't know anons...
She might have just been extremely sheltered (homeschooled, Christian, all-girls school, who knows?). Don't feel bad about it - you did a good deed.
Jose Reed
>phone from the 2000s >manlet >"I dont like being connected to the internet at all times"
damn are you me?
I get less bad looks from my phone though, I live in san Francisco, so maybe people just think im a hipster or a drug dealer with a burner.
Jeremiah Green
I know why. She didn't want anyone getting the impression that she was in anyway involved with you even as a friend. It's fucked up. I once matched with a 9/10 roasty on Tinder (I was a Chad 2 years ago had a nervous breakdown now a robot) She would get dudes to carry all her luggage and stuff to her dorm by acting like she was having trouble. I said haha I don't blame them. She said yea but you're hot these guys were all gross.
Brody Myers
The truth is she thought you were a creep. Probably because you were being nice and were insufficiently attractive.
Henry Roberts
>I was a Chad 2 years ago had a nervous breakdown now a robot Kill yourself
Dylan Harris
>be wizard >has a job
David Ortiz
A wizard is a virgin who at least 30 years old, not a neet.
She was probably just scared, if shes got half a brain to think it over objectively she'll feel bad about doing that
Kevin Torres
I cannot get into smartphones. I am also a poor fag so $50+ month plans seem outrageous to me. How the hell do poor people afford smartphones and their plans?
Blake James
Women are absolute scum, and judge you based entirely on your appearance and not your words. Based frogposter fighting the good fight
Landon Harris
Yup, that how women treat men who aren't up to their attractiveness standards. I'm sorry user, just take it as a lesson, never help a woman. They don't want you to interact with them ever if you are ugly
Isaiah Ramirez
>I am already 31. My best days are behind me.
painful to admit, but it's true. life wasted. :(
Julian Cox
And the sad thing is I actually tried during my 20's. I just rolled badly with my genetics and lived in the wrong time (social media time where a 6/10 guy is now a 3/10 guy). Oh well.
Jackson Mitchell
What's that smell? I wonder what could be behind this post.
>be a supervisor >notice roast is underperforming a bit >try to correct it because that's my fucking job >she's a bit of a cunt when i try to help her >now you done it >greatly exaggerate her poor performance in my next report to my boss >she gets fired the next day >boss congratulates me for saving the company time and resources by culling the trash >tells me he'll put me up for promotion to his job since he's gonna be promoted in a few months once i get promoted and have the ability to actually fire these cunts, i'm cleaning house
Xavier Bailey
I feel sorry for you but I also feel happy to know you haven't grown bitter with life. Keep up the fight user! To live is to struggle. Explore, help people, create things. A worthwhile life isn't defined by sex. Look up the bios of saints and/or great artists
Daniel Stewart
How old was she. She sounds like a first year student so give her a break she is probably very sheltered.
Jaxon Perez
Please define "tried." What did you do. 31 isn't too late unmarried girls in their 30s are crazy horny
