/britfeel/

just put 5 piss bottles and 2 cum socks in a bin bag and dumped them, lads. Wonder what the bin men will think when they see them.

*crashes me spaceship into the thread*
ow me head

fuck sake darren.

wasnt the victim also a niglet?

they're all just scum

*orders a diet coke at burger king but pours a sprite instead*
WAHEY DARREN

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>*orders a diet coke at burger king but pours a sprite instead*

fuckin ledge our darren is inst he lad

>orders water at nandos but fills it with pepsi
Wahey Darren u leg

are we gonna get timmy boy a nice gift?

vaping and posting in the bath lads
better than a fan

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mad fuckin bastard lock him up!

Both subcontinent filth

why do autists like metal music so much?

>Muslim group criticised for lack of black Muslims in video

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i have all my old piss bottles, ashtrays, old fag packets and tobacco etc stuffed into a binliner which i dump in the woods when im out on a bike ride, noticed some of them going missing over the years and often wonder what ppl thought when they found them kek

proper fucking exhausted from todays wage slave and I have the privilege of coming home to my shitty flat to no one and binge watching netflix shows to take my mind of the crushing loneliness, love it.

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there's this really fit girl at work I bet she's amazing at sucking chads dick

youtube.com/watch?v=zE03K4XJnx0

Was this movie better than Citizen Kane? I don't want to say it was for sure, but it's certainly arguable that it was.

how about they feed themselves, its not our duty to feed some smelly pakis and niggers.

she is lad, gives it a nice nibble and everything

>tfw care more about sorting the shed than sorting my room
might actually be a boomer

I say we buy him a charlie bear

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hi guise I'm nu trip :)

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>how about they feed themselves, its not our duty to feed some smelly pakis and niggers.
OINK! OINK! OINK!

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Here mate fuck off u bald souf poofta

just finished torenting GTA V lads, finally i can be trendy and play it on PC instead of PS3

and what cunt I'll fuck you're dead nan's maggot infested pie hole

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if you don't have a gimmick you might as well just fuck off

ITS CUMIN UP
ITS CUMIN UP
ITS CUMIN UUP
ITS CUMIN UP

eET DEEEEEEHHHHHH

youtube.com/watch?v=SZ3D7WUDDkA

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bird keeps vanishing for hours on end with no contact then acting as if she still loves me

proper hate it ngl think i am being cucked especially since there is a rumour she is going out with her ex again (since she messaged him once; that i know about; regarding getting something back)

my gimmick is the fact I'm the koolist kucumber in the thread

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whats "ngl" mean? post pic of your birds fanny

what nickers are u wearing love

>hear flatmate come home
>two voices - his and a girl's
>go to kitchen later on to make a cup of tea
>he walks in shirtless and says "have you seen my wallet?"
>hurries back to his room
>walk back to mine and see a sock on his doorhandle

fucking normies, holy shit

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Need a good horror/fantasy/that kinda thing film later lads.

So far I'm considering The Devil's Backbone but open to suggestions. I've probably already seen it if it's an obvious rec, though.

I once found a playlist on pornhub where the uploader spelt "cock" as "cook" on every video. so it was like "hot girl loves huge cook" "she pleasures his hard cook". really annoyed me and I still think about it most days

Why not start a hobby lad? You need something to come home to after a long days wageslavery, even if it isnt a gf or family

has he had a hair transplant?

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ur slag sisterz after I fugged her last nite SNAAAAAP

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Not gonna lie lad, you should know this.

I keep getting urges to start building models

How many kids did the Womble rape gangs get?
They snuck out the country recently and have avoided all prosecution.

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not gonna lie, bro

im definitely being cucked

Ngl is a pretty normie acronym imo

not him but this generally doesn't help
when I was in the exact same situation as that lad I simply had no energy to do anything other than lie around with my laptop when I got home from work
plus when you're depressed nothing is interesting, nothing looks exciting or enticing, telling someone to 'start a hobby' is much easier said than done unfortunately

I do, I play two instruments, draw, go out on my bike, indulge in autistic interests etc, not gonna mention vidya because thats a shit thing to put as a hobby. I'd trade all of it for a gf.

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Fuck sorry lad I'm totally drawing a blank, can only think of famous ones. The Void maybe?

What's the meaning of life, lids?

*goes on a train without paying for a train ticket*
darrens a fookin ledge

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WOMBLE GROOMING GANGS OFF OUR STREETS
*waves flag*

suck boobs

IT WERENT ME IT WERE FUCKING DAVO

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>What's the meaning of life, lids?
this

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yeah you're gonna fit in just fine lad.

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been watching the welsh channels again, can't understand a word.

ngl g i got a big fat belly yanno

>I haven't touched a women in years

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>Ya look pretty fookin fit in that Souf FC shirt, Gazza
>Didn't know yer wer into Norf F.C mate, I should be fookin punchin ya, Dazza
>Nah mate,, ya got anything in yer trowsas for me?
>yeh mate, a fookin hefty sosij roll, wanna fookin taste?
>fookin luv to, ya sexy ledge.

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I lived all my life in Wales and don't understand what they are on about lad don't worry

patethic how they operated under the guise of recyclers and litter pickers to cover their nonce ring.
don't recycle lads in the noncesense thing to do

>the meaning of life is to larp as a little girl
ah alright

>tfw I be a good boy and do lots of exam papers and get rewarded with a cute sofi
>having ever even made eye contact with a woman

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When you realise "Wombling" is a euphemism for noncing, this all makes sense.

wonder if I spam this trip I'll become part of the exclusive discord /britfeel/ pedo ring alongside dm and andrew.

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NO NO NO THIS IS ALL WRONG THEY SHOULD BE FIGHTING STOP RUINING IT

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Yeah its hard to commit to a hobby when the daily grind has worn you down. But I find model painting to be a nice break in between killing time on the internet after work. Doesnt have to be something strenuous, just something to add a little diversity to your daily routine.
Im sorry lack of gf is getting to you mate, aspergers and a low sex drive have saved me from those feels. For what its worth you sound like an interesting person with a broad skillset

wife got me a subscription to modern cuckold magazine lads

Why even lie, mate?

*clink* *clink* *clink*

Yep, that's 50p into my larp jar.

he was too pure for this general

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I thought they were saying; the Wombles of Wimbeldon, common are we. As in there were a lot of them about

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>have 10 different reddit accounts
>make a shitpost on a subreddit
>get downvoted
>go on my accounts and upvote myself back up
>redditor hivemind sees my post has upvotes
>they upvote it themselves

every time lads

another thread I've conquered desu lads

*makes his pot noodle without the flavour sachet*

darren u madman

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Haven't seen a good post in 30mins. That's my cutoff. See you lads for the night shift.

we can do a pool of money to buy a teddy

>posting on reddit
The state of you lad

what sort of tactics do you plan to employ to lessen larpage?

and more importantly how do you plan to stop yours truly?

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You cant upvote from the same IP

Post pictures of your feet and I'll tell you if they're cute or not

He was a larper/character

Oi stop making these

are there any things i could buy or find that attract all kinds of wildlife? want to ruin my neighbours garden, just something i could chuck over the fence late at night

*smashes up a bus shelter and spraypaints "DAZZA WOZ ERE" on the pavement*
darren u fookin nutta

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They cant all be larping lad

so everyone knows he was there, daz covers all the angles, true lej

*does a thing*
lmao darren haha

*commits a crime*
wahey darren

>Licorice Allsorts
Shit tier sweet

>full bin bag of used nappies
foxes will go at, cause an almighty mess and bark all night.

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just wanna gf lads to stop the crushing loneliness
simple as