Let say you move into a new house with a room mate who's also into fitness, but your room mate looks like this. No steroids, just a genetic freak who's body makes way too much testosterone. He has a few pairs of custom jeans and some shirts that fit, but not much clothing fits him and he usually wears as little as possible. Over all he's a nice dude, friendly and open, sometimes dosn't know his own strengthen.
How would you feel about that?
Could you live with an absolute muscle freak?
Oddly specific...
Is this your fantasy OP?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
what the fuck op
Bain?
D...did you make the pic?...
I uh... I guess?
Why haha
I need an adult
looks like you are a genetic freak too OP
genetic freak for sucking copious amount of dong you mega faggot
Can somebody actually answer my question please? If you don't like it just ignore it and go to another thread.
OP... did he fuck you
Looks like I have a new goal body.
I'd like being friends with the freak. But I'd like to discuss house rules with him so he'll wear clothes when have visits and so on.
Are you ok buddy?
>google images: 0 results
OP what the fuck
>No steroids
>just a genetic freak
you need to work on your shopping skills because that dude looks like peter griffin when he lost all of his bones.
Include me in screencap pls
can I put a saddle on him and ride him through town?
>sometimes dosn't know his own strengthen
What the fuck does this mean OP?
we like to wrestle and sometimes he hurts me
but its ok because we laugh it off
he's actually quite caring.
Does he pick you up and hold you in his arms like a kitten, then apologize profusely while nuzzling your neck?
Jesus fuck OP
I'm laughing so hard holy shit this thread
More like bear-chested, amirite?
I would like to get to know him before I judge him. If he's a nice dude like you said then I wouldn't have a problem with him. My only concern is his testosterone levels would make him extremely horny, so I would be worried about getting raped, maybe.
That's my dream living situation OP
Caring in what way?
Op, we gotta know... What's the fart situation with this dude? Are they loud flatulent trumpets from Valhalla, or pitiful meek squeeks ?
Only if he would be my gym buddy and share some of his protein with me.
That's barely DYEL out of skelly mode
I'm an adult, I'm not gonna have a roommate.
BIG BOI
also, include me in screencap
>so I would be worried about getting raped
>not having manly sex between bros and leaving THOTS behind
Shame on you OP
thankfully not
he has offered to bring me to his chiropractor to get adjusted to rub out any bruises.
he's always trying to show me new active release/ massage techniques, I think he wants to be a physical therapist
stop LARPing you fuck, OP capitalizes his shit and uses punctuation
I like this pic
His facial expression in the mirror is “What have I become, my sweetest friend..”
Is this the team-maker
Every day we stray further from the light
Had to hang up on my girlfriend just to reply to this fucking thread
Try to sesuset him to fuck me duh
cant argue with those digits
And it was fucking worth it, wasn't it
What. The. Fuck.
BEEP BEEP
>BEEP BEEP
REDDIT INCOMING
WEEWOOWEEWOO
Jow Forums4CHAN HERE WE COME HAHA
DON'T DO IT FAGGOT
>DON'T DO IT FAGGOT
DON'T DO IT FAGGOT
>DON'T DO IT FAGGOT
I'd move out cuz he's prolly a tard
The fuck?
w-what's OP doing guys
This has to be shopped r-right?
I love Jow Forums.
Put me in the reddit screencap!
>man bear pig
Wait a minute,what is he doing with his jeans down and where is his other hand?
I would try to put my dick in the space inbetween his abs
An ab job
Getting ready to fist himself.
I would feel ok about gigachad as long as he let me rub baby oil on his skin and held me in his arms as I sleep.
>oil
That sounds gross user.
You'd both get wet, greasy, and slippery.
And who wants that right? Nope, not me. Yuck.
yeah.... what other activities do you and your friend do together user..?
Best thread in my opinion.
Stop teasing and show us his dick
how is this odd question?
Nobody knows what the question is
I think you're all interpreting this wrong. op IS the muscle freak. He wants us to tell him that he is normal and we're not afraid of him.
Dude this thread is a fuckin rofl copter. The fact that there’s no google find image is insane. I’m loling irl. Jesus
underrated
Put me in the screencap reddit fags
That booty looks phat
I bet his balloon knot would snap my dick.
What's his routine?
This is like a fever dream
>47 posters
>70 replies
>thread isn't even fucking funny
simply epic, you underage retards
You guys do realize this whole autistic format of "somebody posts something mildly random and weird and then everybody overreacts" is literally a trademarked reason of why Tumblr is fucking cancerous trash for fat women?
Yeah I don't want to be the "no fun allowed" guy but this thread isn't even remotely funny
You need to fuck off back to imgur and cuddle with your genderfluid friends.
i really don't see why this would be an issue unless he's an asshole.
>worried laugh
OP, nigga is that you? Wtf are you on?
put me in the screencap
Op made my day!!
OP, /y/ is down a block or two and has an hyper thread to satisfy your needs
He's a big guy
>Chiropractor
>Rub out bruises
Is he a retard and it's really just retard strength? Are you retarded, too? What country do you live in?
For you
WHY IS IT MAKING ME HARD???
I wish I had access to my hard drive full of reaction images so I could show you how fucking incredulous I am, op
>No steroids, just a genetic freak who's body makes way too much testosterone
h'd literally be a millionaire athlete
UnBased haha poster
this is definitely some deviant art shit OP found but i want to believe he made it himself
this cant be OP
Spot me, Bro :)
These hypermuscle freaks are all over the place apparently.
>be high school
>every year a body building competition rents out the school off hours
>same exact time we have our final practice for theater in concert black
>everyone's generally rude and looks otherworldly
>most people not really fit at all and have fuckloads of plastic surgery
>there's probably more bad plastic surgery around here than roids even
>naked people everywhere getting spray on tans
>the entire place smells surreal, like a mixture of women's clothing stores and chemicals
>have to walk through this degeneracy just to get in and out of the music room
>people give you this disgusting look and actually try to block your path
>go to bathroom and see orange rings on all the toilet seats from spray on tanners
>years later after I graduate I see this fucking pic on tumblr
>instantly recognize it's my high school
>Central High School in West Allis, Wisconsin