Poorfag here, guys is there any real way to cleanse my liver, kidney and stomach cleansing without going to a doctor?

poorfag here, guys is there any real way to cleanse my liver, kidney and stomach cleansing without going to a doctor?

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Eat clean or fast
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The equivalent of this image would be him exposing his chest since she didnt show off her pubes

>of this image
in this image desu senpai

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Literally just drink water and don't consume toxic shit. I'm a doctor. We aren't hiding prescription "detox" drugs from you. Your body takes care of itself. The liver and kidneys aren't like fucking water filters that get clogged up with "toxins."

Yeah, drink water and don't eat shit

but his chest isn't sexy

top kek

And his pubes are? fag

Neithers the colour of her shirt

how come there is a lot of people die because of Kidney stones

Because everyone is retarded

if he was a nigger, yes

toppest of keks

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No, guys look at chest size, she is clearly sizing up his bulge.
Both are objectifying the other based on their sexual characteristics.

There aren't a lot of people that die from kidney stones. The primary way to prevent kidney stones is drinking water and having good dietary calcium. Meme cleanses don't fix this.

Bad diet and genetics. Don't get jewed out on fit tea and detox regimen, read the sticky and lurk more.

I'm a massage therapist, and I heard that word, toxins, and it drives me up the wall.

It sucks that I have to remind colleagues that our liver and kidneys are perfectly capable with filtering out dead cells, debris, metabolites, and excess water. Every single one of them can not pinpoint a toxin that they claim they are releasing. It's always toxins, never a specific toxin.

Want to cleanse yourself? Drink the recommended daily amount of water, meditate and perform exercise.

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I'm a professional gamer, and I heard that word, meditate, and it drives me up the wall.

I’m a mexican and I’ve heard that word before, wall

You obviously know nothing about health and the human body holy shit lmao

yeah lol

This, your body cleanses "toxins" over time, just stop putting garbage in it.

>I'm a massage therapist

Which qualifies you to talk about what exactly? How have you gotten it into your head that announcing that you are a massage therapist will add any credibility or authority to the content of your post at all, let alone talking about something completely unrelated to your field.

>drink the recommended amount of water

That's a soccer mom tier meme, drink when you are thirsty.

If you're drinking enough water you never feel thirsty, not meming

kys

Breasts aren’t a sex organ

>cleansing
Nice momscience, try bleach

t. Woman

I’m thinking about becoming a massage therapist. I found a place to take the classes and get certified. I think I would enjoy it compared to m y bullshit current one. Is it hard to find work?

Yes. Liver and kidney are filters you need to replace once every 80 years, just add water! Drink a litre of water right now and a litre of water in an hour and watch all the toxins come out the tip of your dick as a yellow fluid. Don't believe me? Just try it!

>breasts are not a sex organ!! Free the nipple!!
>Oooh yea baby nice titties let me get right in there and taste em
>Harrassment!!!!

coffee enemas

thanks autismo 8>)

They Are a sexy organ