Mire thread - the hard mode version

nah, go away.

She wanted you to pin her down and rape her ass women are naturally submissive

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>another day at the dorm
>we have this yearly "festival"
>bunch of meme musicians come and play for free during a weekend
>tons of alcohol and drugs
>slept till like 4 or 5 pm
>wake up by someone knocking on my window
>tells me to come to the Balcony
>take a quick shower and throw on some shorts and tank top
>still fucked up from yesterday so walk to the Balcony barely awake
>as soon as i arrive someone puts a joint in my mouth
>guess im getting high now
>sit down in a sofa between 2 girls'
>ask who they are
>little did i know they were a "lesbian couple"
>the smaller and cuter of them takes a look at my chest
>"wow you have a big chest - i think it is even bigger than mine"
>"yeah i have been going extra hard at the zumba classes lately"
>always gets them to laugh for some reason
>she then proceeds to ask if she can touch my chest
>tell her if i can touch hers
>"sure thing"
>for some reason it was fine because it wasn't sexual since she is a "lesbian"

long story short end up fucking her in her apartment rolling on molly

How attractive are you?

This

post pics

Yeah, post pics, fucking Chad. Fuck you.

Woah finish the greentext bro how do you go from smoking weed with lesbians to fucking one of them on molly?

>go with coworkers to Friday drinks
>more interested in watching baseball game on TV then relating to coworkers.
>standing a little away from the bar looking up at the TV
>sales/marketing female approaches me and says something
>i acknowledge with a look but I don't care to look or try to listen...back to the game
>she is ok looking...not fat but already has a developing double chin turkey gobble
>she picks up on the fact that I don't want to talk
>gets pissed and pokes me in the side of the stomach
>Reverse #metoo
>breaks her nail on my stomach
>calls out in pain
>tries to pinch me on the arm but is unable to grab any flab due to swoleness
>attracts several female coworker who surround me touching my stomach and arms
>5 wymyns close enough where I can smell the different intermingling aromas if their perfume.
>pop boner listen to wymyns talk about how hard my body is
>ejaculate in my pants
>shudder through my orgasm
>wake up...it was a dream
>nothing beats a wet dream

would say im like a 6-7 but the scale is different to everyone so i dont fucking know

>6'0
>210 lbs
>~15% bf
>decent face i guess

tbqh it is mostly due to the convenience of location (live at a dorm) and that im only "big" guy (for you) at the dorm parties

not gonna happen champs

sure, give me a minute to type it out

go on

>still at the Balcony
>we are 4 guys and 5 girls
>smoke some joints and drink alcohol for the next couple of hours while chatting
>one of the girls has to leave since she has to work the next day
>two of the other girls wants to help her get home since she is a bit too drunk
>another girl suggests we all help her home and then party at this girl's apartment
>whatever we aren't even attending the festival anyway
>walk to the bus stop to go to the inner city
>probably takes like 40-50 minutes before we get there
>people are sobering up
>one of the guys suddenly wants to get some molly
>asks around how much he should order
>tell him ill skip since i wasn't about to spent a lot of money
>5 out of 8 plans on taking it
>he ends up ordering a fuck load anyway
>dealer is at the door within 15 minutes
>the "lesbian" girl whose chest i touched earlier take the molly to the kitchen
>she lines up a couple of lines and a couple of parachutes
>"oops i accidently made 6 batches, i guess you have to join us user"
>tell them im good, someone can just do 2
>"come on user, he already paid for it, so dont worry about that"
>end up taking it

continuing

>fast forward
>people start getting high
>everything feels amazing
>the ones who didnt take molly already left so we are only 2 guys and 4 girls left
>we are dancing to some music
>cant really remember what it was but it felt great

>fast forward some time
>we are now split in 3 groups
>the guy who ended up paying for all of the shit sits alone in the corner
>me and the "lesbian" sits in a couch
>the 3 other girls are at the kitchen table
>getting touchy and making out with the "lesbian"
>people now want to go downtown and party at the clubs
>suddenly have to take a piss from all of the water i have been drinking
>tell them i have to take a piss but they can just go ahead and ill be there
>go to the bathroom
>take a piss and go to wash my hands
>see a huge mirror
>end up taking off my shirt and start flexing in the mirror
>start feeling my muscles for some reason
>everything feels so fucking good
>dont know how long i have been in here but probably 5-10 minutes
>walk out of the bathroom and only the "lesbian" is left
>it is her apartment, so she had to wait for me to lock the door
>forgot to put on my shirt
>can just see in her eyes that she is mirin'
>i walk over to her and start making out with her
>we end up in her bed

took a bit longer to type out than expected

>end workout
>chill in the sauna
>take a shower, dry, put on some coconut oil
>always walk around naked in the locker room
>this time a 30 year old gym goer leans and tells me "you are a very beautiful young man"
>respond t-thanks and leave

I fucked a "college lesbian" too bro. Feels good.

Thanks for the half chub.

I get hit on in public occasionally which used to never happen and I occasionally notice women looking at me and when I do, they avert their eyes.
I know the latter doesn't mean much, but when I would check a girl out and they caught me I'd occasionally look away so I can't help but think they were checking me out.

Nothing about strangers telling me I'm big yet, however. Hopefully one day.

Show us your butt then

>yeah i have been going extra hard at the zumba classes lately"
lel. The zumba line always get laughs out of people

That's it, fuck SS I'm gonna do PPL.

>but when I would check a girl out and they caught me I'd occasionally look away so I can't help but think they were checking me out.
I caught the girl I'm seeing now doing that a few times before we starting going out.

based zumba poster

>Go to club
>Dyel guy is handing out wrist bands for entry fee
>Stretch out arm so he can put it on
>Raised eyebrows
>"Damn dude your forearms are massive"

>couple months back
>just finished workout, wearing cutoff + pump
>visit local produce market
>milf manager says "Either you've got a hard job, or you work out" while biting her lip
>"Thanks, you too"

/Thread

>getting burgers with coworker
>qt and her mom walk by
>qt says "handsome guys" as she walks by checking us out

>getting burritos with different coworkers
>teenage qts staring while we order and wait
>get honked at as they drive off

> dumbbell curls, 20lbs
> be weak gym twink
> look up to see myself in mirror for form
> gym hunk stares at me
> be creeped out
> go downstairs to start next workout
> full of intimidating, big guys
> more gym hunks stare

WHY DO THEY STARE

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>was at a party with my sister and her friends
>qt across the room making eye contact came up and pulled my sister aside
>looked over and they were giggling and smiling at me
>sister came back over and told me she asked if I was her boyfriend because she wanted my sport body
>small talked and ended up at her apartment
>fucked for a while and passed out
>woke up to leave next morning and my car had gotten towed
>$130
Gains goblins amirite?

>Be me
>Working out; not being sociable
>Mexican girl working out across from me whistles at me
>I look over
>politesmile.jpeg
>She starts the conversation
>Complains about her bf a lot
>I keep working hard, but also eying her - especially the tattoo on her wrist
>Finished
>Get up to leave
>Change and gear up
>Watch for her to leave locker room
>Follow her outside
>Place GPS tracker on her car
>Follow her to bf's place
>In the projects; known gang hideout
>Use gun with suppressor to silence sentries
>Take out the rest of the gang
>Knock out Mexican cardio bunny
>Ransack hideout for money, weapons, valuables
>Leave no evidence
>Leave with loot
>Profit

>"Thanks, you too"
It's okay, user, we get your autism here.

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>at work
>male coworkers comment that I'm getting bigger
>squeeze my arms when they walk by
>take the compliments like a functional human being
>female coworkers make the same comments
>immediately assume they're making fun of me
>knees weak palms are sweaty
>it keeps happening
>ask for confirmation that they're not bullying
>choose to trust them
>rethink every female interaction of the past 10 years

>at a table on a bar patio with sister and her friends
>girl next to me got up to pee and a cuter one took her seat, sexy librarian type
>stared at me for a second and whispered "I don't like small talk do you want to get it in?"
>caught off guard so I asked her to repeat it
>yup I heard her right, except second time she grabbed my sick under the table as she was saying it
>ended up rubbing it until we left
>got back to my sister's and everyone went inside
>stuck behind with the girl and fucked her in my sister's back seat
>dropped her off, never even knew her name
>sister ended up finding the girls bra and panties in her car and laughed

I like doing lower (FS, BS, DL) MWF and upper (BP, weighted PU, OHP) TuThSa. Usually do some circuit shit as well as for that "HARD LEAN MASS KINO BODY"

That sounds good, by I don't think my gf would be happy with me working out 6 days a week.

people seem freaking out around me so i take it as a mire

gj lad

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>seeing a new girl
>fuck her silly
>pillow talk
>"your body is so hot"
>"I love running my hands over your muscles"
>"I can feel the hard work you put into your body every time I touch you and it makes me light-headed"
>"I love running my fingers over your abs while I suck your dick"

I remember five years ago posting on here when I first got into lifting and was cutting down from skinny fat.
We're all gonna make it :')

why were you sleeping with a British slag?

this is why mire threads are my motivation threads

i kek'd fuck you

my dick is hard.

>wife likes to run her hands over my tricep whenever we're cuddling.
>I got out of bed to use the bathroom and she told me that my butt looks cute.
>She got this teeny tiny bathrode as a wedding gift and it is the hottest thing I've ever seen.

Marriage is dope bruhs.

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lel

>gf lives with her best friend who is p qt and those thighs
>called me fit after being surprised I ate a pint of icecream
>has since said I should be a stripper twice
>shows pic of me to her friend
>get called hot
With this validation I'm going to get delusions that I can upgrade to gf model 2.0 and end up alone boys

None.
My Dad once said "You're getting big, son."
Then Mom said "He cute."

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based

This and fph are my lifting fuel

How do I become married when I can't even talk too girls...

>Then Mom said "He cute."
Fucking hell I laughed

Where were all those girls when your girlfriend approached you? Where were all the women saying "He hot" when you were single? Don't ditch your girl just because you are popular my man (Unless she let herself go), just bask in the glory that all the other girls must be jelly as fuck.

I never interacted with women so I never heard these opinions. They may very well have existed but they weren't comfortable telling me like gf's friends are due to being her friends.
Also I feel like I could move up from current gf because she's like a 5 or 6/10 and I feel at least 7/10 is fair

Mires from girls that you're fucking don't count either you cuck

>Also I feel like I could move up from current gf because she's like a 5 or 6/10 and I feel at least 7/10 is fair
Might as well since your relation is clearly not gonna last forever, especially with that mindset my man.

I hate women. And I hate this planet. I can’t wait for the sun to collapse and expand, lighting the atmosphere alight so all the normie scourge will suffer one great fiery destruction in atonement for their sins.

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Based UCSB bro

I wish it wasn't true but I really did settle a bit because it's my first relationship in over half a decade and getting attention from a female is weird. Personality wise it's great and we're compatible but looks wise it's not balanced, I look past it most of the time and it doesn't stop my sex drive.
That said I've got a year before I have to move to an undetermined location so yeah you're right it's not permanent. I'm just scared of loneliness

you text like a fucking faggot

>. Personality wise it's great and we're compatible but looks wise it's not balanced
Then get her to start gymming? Or is her face that much of a train-wreck? I dunno man, I personnally first met my gf through tinder and though I'd have an easy lay because she was chubby. She ended up not wanting to put out on the first date which caught me off-guard. Ended up being a frequentation for a little while until I got her into gymming, nutrition(she could already cook better than my own mother, so it wasn't that hard) and fitness in general.
Nowaday pretty fuckin' happy with my life and since I myself improved too, girls mire everywhere I go and girlfriend actually get insecure because of that. Doesn't mean that half of these bitches were looking half as much at me when I was single for 8 fuckin' years.
Girls who want you for your physic will never be girlfriend material because they'll dump you for the next piece of ass they'll be able to get, a girl who approached you when no other girls tried is the real keeper.

Or at least in my book.

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You have to be the most chunii bastard I've ever fucking laid eyes upon. Jesus christ not even my old teenage souvenirs can make me cringe like that.

she's holding you back user. It's time to let go

>>the guy who ended up paying for all of the shit sits alone in the corner

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Come back to me in 5 years.

>aunt is buying me clothes for my birthday
>calls up my cousin to ask him about sizing, S or M
>"Have you seen him lately? Get him a large!"
>Large fits nicely
I'm not even that big but it feels nice

/thread

>knock on my window
Do you live in a fucking ice cream truck?

> tfw wristlet

Are you one of those “nice guy” types?

> at work
> new guy joined our team. He's fucking shredded
> boss and him arrive at my desk for introducing him
> "new guy, this is user. He's been in our team for 1 year by now and as you can see he also goes to the gym"

First time someone outside of family really acknowledged me working out

Crush asks to see me without shirt while in private. I'm conscious as shit about my body because I used to be a fatso, but I take it off.
>Holy shit, user, your chest is incredible
Blush like a motherfucker and she starts giggling

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we need a picture, block out your eyes if you want to

low test

>Regular client I've been seing monthly since July last year asked me if I've been going to gym because my arms looked bigger
I'm never training legs!

What a bunch of degenerates. Is life all about doing drugs, fucking mentally ill girls and waking up at 5pm for you cunts?

/thread
His rest of the story sounds fake as shit, only wanted to brag about sex

I lead hikes for groups of hippies up a mouuntain
>climbing route that requires an overnight stay
>we call ahead and rent a bare cabin from the park admin
>group of 60 men and women, no legit way of seperating them in the one room cabin
>people just sleep wherever
>pick a spot between two support beams because I know itll garuntee me more space
> Jow Forums asian girl picks a spot next to me
>pass out
>wake up in thr middle of the night and notice my hand is slightly touching her side
>move it a few cm away cause I dont wanna be a creep
>she readjusts herself closer so my hand is touching her again
>get suspicious
>too much of a pussy to do anything so I just try to fall back asleep
>wake up again
>asian girl has moved closer, back of my hand now pressed into her ass
> back of her thighs are against the support beam, shes as close as she can get
>her ass is on my sleeping mat
>deep breathe
>Turn my hand around and grab her ass
>it wiggles in reponse, she moans super quietly
>basically groping her thru her sleeping bag
>she suddenly starts shuffling in her bag
>ohfuckimdead
>silence, ass still presenting
>she moved the zipper of her bag so I can reach it
>slowly unzipping it timing zips with loud snore from fat dude across the room
>down to her ass finally
>ready to plunge in
>pots and pans
>time to wake up and continue the hike
>walk rest of hike never saying a word to each other

I think that's 3 days a week m8.

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>little kid neighbor said I look like superman

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19, 6 foot 1 180lbs ~18%
Is it worth getting huge at 210 at my age? I'm already above average in my uni but not an absolute monster

my dick

aight I got one
>be me
>22, just started getting serious with my lifting
>start taking supplements, eating more protein etc etc
>don't really like to go out much, being around people seems to drain me after a while
>friends constantly asking me to go clubbing with them
>just been through a harsh breakup
>fuck it, one time won't hurt
>remember on the drive up to the first sleezy nightclub how rowdy and social I get when I drink too much
>noturningbacknow.png
>decide to let myself go for once
>order wild turkey
>just a glass
>....and another one
>.......and another one
>"hey user you sure like wild turkey huh"
>old friend from high school
>dyke
>could pick up a car with her pussy flaps
>mind races
>have to say something fast
>something cool
>"uh s-sure do"
>buy the bottle
>like fucking $90
>fuck you miami
cont.

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>realise I just bought a bottle of whiskey to impress a gay chick
>realise that it's illegal to carry an open bottle of liquor in this area
>realise I now have to drink this entire bottle of wild turkey before we leave to the 2nd club
>start slamming
>"well it was nice seeing you user haha have fun with that"
>dyke punches my arm
>stops mid step
>"daaaamn user have you been working out lately"
>"I-"
>before I can say anything my she's called over a bunch of her stacy friends
>oh no
>it's almost every popular girl I remember from high school
>was literally a retard brony faggot
>trench coat fingerless glove core
>now I've gone through autism rehab and am a normal human being
>before I know it im surrounded by a gang of threateningly attractive women
>could literally not been further out of my element
>"oh my god Trish remember user?"
>FUCK ITS THE 10/10 WHO LAUGHED AT ME IN SENIOR YEAR AFTER I ASKED HER TO PROM
>before I can run she's talking to me
>"oh my goodness user you look so different!"
>translated from slurred drunk bar slutese
>"he's a gym rat now feel his arms"
>my high school dream girl is now feeling my bicep and making an O face
>ive been drinking wild turkey this whole time so I wouldn't have to say anything
>"user how long have you been working out?"
>open mouth
>jet stream of vomit shoots out of my gaping maw
>puke all over counter
>puke all over self
>puke all over 8s 9s and 10s
>a domino effect of vomiting insues
>stumble away and out of club
>bartender is screaming at me in spanish as I leave
b-but she liked my muscles
that counts r-r-r-right?

Fake and gay, but I chuckled.

ur right user this is 100% fabricated
the real version is that I fucked every single one of them with my not slightly below average king kong dong and the gay one turned straight for me and everybody got a new car

>An ass like that should be considered a weapon
Kek

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He will most likely come back to his wife and not you in 5 years

Are you Indian?

>tfw you will never be mired

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you're in there user