/britfeel/

Sounds cool, what were they playing?

I want to fuck crona lads.

Marlboro gold.

Are you poor, per chance?

Reminder in a few years it will be considered a hate crime if you dont want to

>ywn stay up late during real NEET hours shitposting with ebin again

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im very poor, before sovereigns i was on marlboro reds

youtu.be/SK-jvfwVTUk

I mean it fren.
thank you

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t. OP

t. Crona

Nice one fren *huggies*

>He watches ads
bet you drink fluoridated water too

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>fren.

DISCORD NONCE

I'm a nice guy

t. me

henlo lodfrens :) how is ur evening?

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>not FeelSea
There were some top bants in those days, he could be an annoying prick sometimes but just as easily hilarious and friendly.

It's his birthday today too lads, we should go on his blog and wish our lad a happy birthday!

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i drink your mums pussy juice

youtu.be/tTT_4OXDvng

Yer. I want that natural feminine scent right up in my nostrils. Can't really explain it.

NOT good mummy cooked my bacon bits with onion and almost added tomato to them! i HATE tomato i judt want bacon

why are you being mean? we're having a nice time here.
Also I have discord but no friends or joined servers because i'm too awkward so no

Any1 else get pains in their tummy after drinking
Very concerning

wish handsome lump of hunk would just come along and spank my bottom

ALL I WANT IS A NICE WAIFU GF WHY IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK???? FUUUCCCKKKKK I JUST WANT TO HAVE SEXUU NOW SO MYCH!1!1!1

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im not her but ill send you some sweaty socks or tops if you cover the cost of the clothes and shipping costs x

are there any girls here? i mean real girls with vaginas? bonus points for ginger hair

Sweet. Waiting on shashlik and taramasalata delivery.

ok hows yours frend

Chesterfield blue because I'm a poorfag

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Nope none, there have been about three in the whole history of /britfeel/

yeah i think theres me and a few more. were not all here at the same time

no there are no girls on britfeel

you 'avin a giggle m80

well present it then

She is mine go away

>tfw want to look cool and smoke and have an excuse to speak to people
>But scared of cancer and my gums receeding

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Whatever floats your boat I guess lad, think it would make me laugh rather than turn me on too but who knows.
Not that any of that is an offer :^)
Ah fair play lass, styling is far too much effort agreed.

There's literally at least two reading this thread right now

I'm pretty sure there's at least one. Havent seen the vagina though so not 100%

Alright lads? How's today treating you lot.

We have... Crona...

>ALL l WANT IS A NICE WAIFU GF WHY IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK???? FUUUCCCKKKKK I JUST WANT TO HAVE SEXUU NOW SO MYCH!1!1!1

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Have you ever actually smelled something like that though? Might find out it's just fantasy

lol genuinely yes hello

youtu.be/KSSa0-oAnIo

>tfw no huge-titted stepmom to suck my dick

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if you are lurking crona please post nudes

you don't honestly believe that do you? its a long-con or as we call it, a larp.

>15 year old
bitch looks 30

no larping in the thread

detention for you

Lusty!
Powerful!
18 splendid inches!
Bendover!
Ye kerknow whats comin!
the picture tells it all

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QUICKLY! TELL ME THE WORST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE, I NEED TO SEE IF I'M A BAD PERSON OR NOT IN COMPARISON

doesn't have to be illegal necessarily, just the worst thing in general you've done

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If smoking didn't kill you and make you unfit and fuck up your gums/teeth/nails/breath/smell, it would be great. It just looks so cool, and all the smokers just lounge around together outside

Sorry, but it's true lid. Embrace the chaos.

Mad voice though.

i dont know who to believe about the possibility for girls in this thread now :/

tfw i took up smoking just to get more breaks at work.

Raped my underage cousin and planted drugs in her room o damage her credibility

lad just give us the sauce already, come on mate

I'm literally too scared to because of the nature of the crime.

I jacked off to children.

Believe there are none. Because there aren't.

is a femboy with a muffin top cute?
would you fuck a chubby femboy?

o-once i had a can ok coke from brothers fridge without asking
p please dont hate me

there are no girls here unless they post proof, until then its larpers

Wiped my arse at a mates house with his mums coat cause he had no toilet paper

Of course /britfeel/ is full of nonces. For fuck's sake lads

I think you're all lasses until proof is posted, until then its larpers

When I was at secondary school I found a five pound note on the ground while walking out of school, then a girl a few metre aways said "Hey thats mine" and I went "Yeah sure, and ran off with it".

posted this before but here goes

>years ago
>oneitit hamster died
>she actually buried it in the woods and made it a little headstone from a stone she found nearby with the hamsters name n shit painted on it
>she posted a picture of the little headstone and gravesite on facebook
>recognise exactly where it is from years of riding my bike around those woods
>ride over there one afternoon and steal the headstone

still have it in my room now

I'm a rapist, not a nonce. I did it to punish her, not because I fancy kids you sicko

I once buggered a heron.

>he doesnt know that A list celebrities regularly visit the thread and crush on anons
Haha u silly

I stuff the hearts of children into little toy bears

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give us the sauce

What you lads having for dinner I need inspiration

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Would I fuck a fat bloke? No.

She was lying, she just wanted free money.

I already fucking hate myself for it but what can you do. Try telling this to a normie or therapist even and they'll call the cops

Pissing the night away

We're pissing the niiiiigghht away

I wanked to this

youtube.com/watch?v=2KSwadtY1vQ

Hey don't tease me like this. Would probably be too worried I'm sniffing some blokes socks tbqhwyl.

Sounds like you've made me an offer I can't (and won't) refuse. All natural, primal, sweaty sweet chin music when?

Jesus lads, anyone that says this place doesn't change in school holidays is deluded.

came home drunk one night and pissed on my little brother's face while he was sleeping

if you're a Celebrity and reading this, I hope you get accused of noncing

It involved a female but she was well above legal age. I cant say anymore

Angelus + Beauty Ch.01

im not just a fat bloke, im a chubby fem boy idiot

Did anyone play Road Rash when they were a kid?

youtube.com/watch?v=MedWj08nqIY

A mentally ill fat bloke then.

Meant to reply to you lads

I'm a good boi