Drink thread

What are you drinking right now at the moment user?

For me, Its this monster which gives m a boost of energy!

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>sipping on the liquid kike

go away marketers

your boomer wojak meme isn't boosing sales, this will not boost sales either

nice try user
im original

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FUCK THE BOOMER MEME!
THIS DRINK IS SO BADASS, I THINK I'M GETTING MORE PUSSY THAN YOU FAG!

Hey same orifanly

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I've actually been drinking a lot of red bull lately. I like the taste. I only have one can of it for that day if I do drink it. I hope I'm not doing too much damage to my body.

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>your boomer wojak meme isn't boosing sales

I'm pretty sure it is actually.

I actually have a huge urge to buy one of these right now

it is
monster is literally doing this and its hilarious

just mowed the lawn and took some sips

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30 years old boomer

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Ice cubes and the remnants of some fruit juice

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this is some good marketing, I actually went out and bought one.
Also, if you don't know how to use your turn signal, fuck you

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oops i uploaded the low quality one

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the orange is best
stay away from purple, it's nigger-tier garbage

went out and bought one because of memes and had this dumb grin on my face, felt like such a faggot lol

I have actually never EVER drank one of those things. I might try one now just to see what all the fuzz is about.

Ayy got me a white /sippy/ too mate.
Tonight is going to be a long af night the night guy felt like he should fuck off and dumb his work on me.

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I'm sipping along with the millions
>and millions
of monsterholics worldwide

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Some good fuckin brew

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Drinking Summit for the first time. It is unironically good.

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I knew a guy at work who was going and healthy and drank tons of energy drinks. He was very happy and energetic and then one day just fell on his face dead from a heart attack. So now I drink shitloads of the things trying to reproduce his experience.

my dad bought a bunch of these this week. I'm freaking the fuck out, he doesn't even know how to go online. he must be fucking psychic.

Water. Pure life essence, unlike you sugared up fatties with your canned heart attack juice.

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That shit will kill you OP. Make sure you're drinking enough of them.

Nigga my ass way more hydrated than you are. Have you even gotten to your recommended hydration rate of 16-24oz of water per hr?

I like the orange flavor.

enjoy your mild lobotomy and cancer with that chlorine and fluoride, dumb goy.

distilled then carbon filtered then magnetized water master race.

>inb4 jewish lies muh leeching
stfu

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Tbh i hate this kind of monster, the original one is the best imo

Already had two energy drinks today, gonna drink water for now

Sudz. One of the best canned rootbeers i've tasted. A&W can suck my chode

Delicious strawberry proteins, my boomer

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Good choice user, nice contribution

>tfw you remember smoking pot and drinking monsters in college

>tfw you remember how fucking great it felt

Those were the days...