tfw just measures my dick for the first time

> tfw just measures my dick for the first time
> get rock hard
> figure out I’m only 6.5 inches bone pressed

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I’ll literally never be able to satisfy a girl...

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Then satisfy a guy lol

I know this is bait but you still made me sad

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7.2 bone pressed here. We,'re never gonna make it bros

You need to be AT LEAST 7 inches to hit the cervix


It hurts them a little at first but they actually all secretly enjoy getting stretched out.

I’m literally thinking about jjust becoming a trap

Girth is very important but noone ever talks about.

5.76in girth here white boi my bitches stay filled

>tfw 8"~ and not a nigger
>above average face
>5'9.5
>little autistic
am i gonna make it?

>caring about satisfying women
That's why you will foverer be alone and also not be able to satisfy them. Not that it would matter. I mean, a woman is there for your pleasure, why do you care about her? What's next, accepting voting suggestions from her?

This makes sense.

I just checked mine. I'm literally 4.25 inches. Lol.

Learn to not care as dick size isn't what defines a man. His character, values, and integrity do.

This is how I know you're inexperienced with women. Good luck keeping a harem if you just jackhammer them for 2 minutes and cum on their stomach

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Why you posting this gay crap

>tfw barely over 5 in bone pressed and don't even want to measure girth of pencil dick

“Women preferred a penis of slightly larger circumference and length for one-time (length = 6.4 inches/16.3 cm, circumference = 5.0 inches/12.7 cm) versus long-term (length = 6.3 inches/16.0 cm, circumference = 4.8 inches/12.2 cm) sexual partners.“

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I have a good d, but I wish I was smarter desu

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Yeeah... except that only inexperi3nced guys care about women pleasure. After you fuck a few girls you'll see that you get better returns just by focus on your pleasure. Only a feminist kid like you thinks that to men fucking mindlessy for two minutes every time is pleasurable. Instead there is much more to male sexuality, and when pursued not only it's better for the man, but the woman is happy too.
Also you must be really young to think thst an harem is built in bed.

I'm the farthest thing from a feminist. I just really like making girls cum. It makes my dick diamonds. And I always have girls coming back for more

keep coping Pablo

You're lucky, im 4.5 on a good day.
Sure am glad my parents decided to take some off the top when i was born. That sure helped
>interested women literally have walked out of the room when they see my dick

Should i call it quits?

tfw 6.7x5.5
we are doomed bruh

>Tfw 7.4
Feelsgoodman

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bump ebin thread

>6.5 inches
>bottom out my wife every time we fuck

No issues here friendo.
too bad I was circumcised, I'll never know true pleasure thanks to a bunch of culty blood sacrifice bloody dick sucking jews.

Except this isn't true. I'm 6.5" myself, and when I was with my ex, I would hit hers. Honestly, I only rammed it hard enough to cause her pain a couple of times, and usually she enjoyed me occasionally rubbing it.

I used to give her multiple leg shaking orgasms, so honestly I don't think I'd want the extra half inch and have to be more careful about depth.

fucking dumbasses this is shitposting thread not real world one. stop being such joyless faggots and complain like i do

>implying all women are the same in sizes
virgin detected

>Implying you are not a faggot

FUCK U

Apologies for not being well versed in dick measurement terminology but wtf is “bone pressed”?

No one actually gives a shit about the women being pleased, they're all self-conscious people will find out they have zero sex game and women will avoid them and men will make fun of them

>wtf is “bone pressed”
lmao, imagine being this guy

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Daily reminder that the average vagina is only 15cm long (6 inches or so) and that you wont need much more to satisfy a woman. Girth>length anyway, the erogone zones of the vagina near the entrance you hit when fingering is the part of the vagina where you can do the work, even with your penis. Besides the best way to make a woman cum is by fucking her missionary but having one hand/finger on her clit and rotate in circles stimulating her. She will cum hard from her clit but it will feel even better because you had your dick fill up her insides.

reeeeeeee fuck off nigger you cant be leavel headed here. back to l*ddit

fpbp

>Not knowing the international standard for dick measurment
I bet you think you're 7+ inches measuring from your taint like a nigger.

Yea I bet that's the only way you've satisfied a girl dicklet.

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Im fat and 190 cmtall so my penis looks pretty small on me but when i try to stick it into a toilet paper roll it doesnt go in and bone pressed its 18 cm. Is that good? It doesnt look big at all

18 is big retard probably its girthy aswell so it looks smaller than it is

>tfw I'm barely 10 inches
Why is life so cruel bros....

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tfw 17x14
its over im dying alone

damn

oh my bad.
I hate jews for being jews and not because they've perpetuated a culture in the US that accepts cutting off baby dicks and sucking on the shredded bloody stumps.

IF YOU ARE UNDER 9 INCHES YOU CANNOT PLEASURE WOMEN
I WISH I COULD SATIFY MY GIRL LIKE A BLACK MAN

there is hope for everyone i'm 5 inches but have fucked 8/10 spanish qt

What the hell is bone pressed?

>5'9.5
>little autistic
yeah, i'm gonna have to say no as dick size doesn't matter unless you get the girl first

*until you get

i need to see it to believe it

You do know not all vaginas are equally deep, right?

7.5" and still feel it's small

>5'9
>autistic
No

Yeah you're retarded if you think hitting the cervix is good. 7.5" here and I have to be careful not to pump too hard during sex or my girl pulls me out and doesn't wanna do it anymore. You think that feels good? I fucking hate it and wish I could just go balls deep for once.

>interested women literally have walked out of the room when they see my dick
Wtf really? I'm same size as you

kek

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7+ club reporting in.

Except that it never mattered for me. Long term gfs loved it, one night stands turned into two or three, but that’s it. I’ve had a few traps and plenty of twinks though. They go fucking wild for it.

It’s never landed me a job or added to my gains. Never made me any friends, never made traffic in a commute part like the Red Sea.