What are the most Jow Forums tattoos to get

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One day you may across the chest

Only get extreme alpha tattoos. Like a fully erect bear with a fully erect penis.

Tattoos advertise the following:

Low disgust sensitivity
Inability to plan ahead
Antisocial mindset

I like Momoa's tattoo. Pretty Jow Forums in my opinion

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Also The Rock's tattoo is pretty nice too

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tattoos on men is a way of advertising that you're disposable and worth minimal-no investment

i take this back. it's that way for women as well so just tattoos in general advertise this

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Tattoos have been scientifically found to make guys more attractive to women and gays, and command respect from other men. Something about immuno supression and how tattoos signal great physical development to our lizard brains. You might not like it, but is the truth.

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Not really, years on Jow Forums change a persons perspective. Also if youre born in a place thats generally more conservative, youve basically been bread to think this way. Its pretty stupid to be honest. That way you cant think for yourself and just repeat what your parents/grandparents/neighbours/and-so-on say. If you like the design of the tattoo, put it on you. Who cares how it will look in 30-40 years, you might not be alive by then.

Also nothing can really guarantee what youre going to like 20-30 years from now, so just get the tattoo. It will always have a memory attached to it. No matter what it will always remind you of what time you were in, what difficulties were you going through in your life at the time you got it.

But tattoos themselves are almost always fucking trash tier. It's always some cringe edgy teenager meme, or generic shit like tribal symbols, that degenerate from-dusk-till-down tier sleeve or similar.

bred not bread, fatty.
i think they look tacky and i have elder family members with them. going with my instincts on this one

More likely social pressure susceptible, they do it because it’s cool

(yeah, my bad, misspelled English is not my first language) Yeah, I agree. Some tattoos can look absolutely awful, but youre better on getting something that you like the look of instead of something with a thousand of meanings. Thats where people go wrong and why their tattoos look like shit after some time. They try to cram in as many meanings as they can and the design turns into shit. Instead you should focus on a cooler design that will age well.

Also you should make sure that wherever you get the tattoo fits. For example look at the rock's tattoos that user posted .
They fit hit chest, shoulders and traps perfectly. Make sure that the design goes well with your muscles shape so that they can look good whether you gain more muscle mass or lose it.

lmao, this is joe rogan tier bro science

None. Seriously, none. You'll think they are a great idea now but 10 years from now you'll regret thinking your tattoo was cool back in the day and start saving money for laser removal

>Galbarczyk, A., & Ziomkiewicz, A. (2017). Tattooed men: Healthy bad boys and good-looking competitors. Personality and Individual Differences, 106.
>Tattooing, even in modern societies, is painful and may lead to multiple health problems. It has been hypothesized that having a tattoo might honestly signal a man's immunocompetence and good health. However, to date this hypothesis has largely been untested. Here we report the results of a large population-based study, where photos of real, non-tattooed men were digitally modified to add a tattoo and presented to 2584 men and women. Pictures with and without tattoo were rated in several categories. Women rated tattooed versions of the pictures as healthier, but not more or less attractive than the originals. Inversely, men rated tattooed versions of pictures as more attractive, but not more or less healthy than the originals. Both men and women rated pictures of men with a tattoo as more masculine, dominant and aggressive. Women but not men assessed tattooed men as worse potential partners and parents than non-tattooed men. Moreover, effect size comparison demonstrated that adding tattoos has a greater impact on men's than on women's ratings. Our results confirm that adding tattoos changes others' perception of men. They also demonstrate that tattoos not only influence female preference, but they may be even more important in male-male competition.

So I was wrong. Women rate guys with tattoos as healthier but not more or less attractive. Guys rate guys with tattoos as more attractive but not healthier. Overall, both consider tattood guys more aggressive, masculine, and dominant.

An actual scientific study performed in fucking Poland by Polish researchers so don't come at me with ((them)).

Facts are that unless you care about girls thinking you're a good provider, tattoos are a net positive.

at the end of the day main characters in movies (arnold schwarzenegger, bruce lee) etc dont have cringey little tattoos over their bodies

dont be a little meme side character, be a sick kunt

I wouldnt want to detract from my physique with some little skull or tribal nonsense lmao

not to mention in modern times, tatoos are equated with starbucks hipsters more than badasses

Tattoos are trashy

>hurrr muh tattoos are d'genrat
They are traditional you fucking aspie

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These are the people saying that tattoos are degenerate

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lol, pretty much

>Galbarczyk, A., & Ziomkiewicz, A. (2017). Tattooed men: Healthy bad boys and good-looking competitors. Personality and Individual Differences, 106.
>Tattooing, even in modern societies, is painful and may lead to multiple health problems. It has been hypothesized that having a tattoo might honestly signal a man's immunocompetence and good health. However, to date this hypothesis has largely been untested. Here we report the results of a large population-based study, where photos of real, non-tattooed men were digitally modified to add a tattoo and presented to 2584 men and women. Pictures with and without tattoo were rated in several categories. Women rated tattooed versions of the pictures as healthier, but not more or less attractive than the originals. Inversely, men rated tattooed versions of pictures as more attractive, but not more or less healthy than the originals. Both men and women rated pictures of men with a tattoo as more masculine, dominant and aggressive. Women but not men assessed tattooed men as worse potential partners and parents than non-tattooed men. Moreover, effect size comparison demonstrated that adding tattoos has a greater impact on men's than on women's ratings. Our results confirm that adding tattoos changes others' perception of men. They also demonstrate that tattoos not only influence female preference, but they may be even more important in male-male competition.

So I was wrong. Women rate guys with tattoos as healthier but not more or less attractive. Guys rate guys with tattoos as more attractive but not healthier. Overall, both consider tattood guys more aggressive, masculine, and dominant.

An actual scientific study performed in fucking Poland by Polish researchers so don't come at me with ((them)).

Facts are that unless you care about girls thinking you're a good provider, tattoos are a net positive.

Did you know that the Bible bans tattoos? You cannot walk with HIM if you paint your skin. Something to consider.

God is love god is life.

none you fucking philistine

found the brainwashed

Why spend good money to scar your skin? Why not spend that money on improving yourself? Or buying a new manga or book?

Tattoos just don’t make sense

If you're a ripped dude tribal tattoos are cool

If you're a thick Asian girl then tattoos are fine too

>Tattoos are for degenerate, weak willed faggots
So would it be better to get that written across the chest or as a tramp stamp?

The Bible probably also frowns upon posting on a homoerotic Ugandan dick-punching board but that doesn't seem to be stopping you.

Only Christcucks believe that nonsense. Almost all ancient civilizations have tattooing in one form or another. But to answer ...prison tattoos, in prison....the only place in contemporary society where masculine virtues are celebrated and social groups are a matter of survival (used to be the military until the progressives let women and trannies in)

Would something like this be autistic? Always have been very interested in history and especially East Romans.
A small one, not like prominent on the chest.

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Unit tattoos memorializing how many you lost on a deployment.

>always been interested
Are you East Roman?

Stick to something meaningful in your country m8.
Whenever i see anime runes in non animeland people, I feel disgust. Most people feel anyway.

no, western European just a huge Byzaboo

>Stick to something meaningful in your country m8.
I don't want to be that pseudo viking/germanic guy

>Whenever i see anime runes in non animeland people, I feel disgust. Most people feel anyway.
I agree, Hangul chink or nip writing on a white person is laughable

Come on, there surely is something else you can find Valor in your country and be original about it.

Go dig some old abstract literature or historical figures.

Tattoos should be 2 things to me
>1 - Aesthetically pleasing no matter if you get it or not, aka aesthetically pleasing to anyone who sees it
>2 - Have deep personal meaning to you and not just "xd look good 4 instagram lykes"

>>it has to be something meaningfull
as long as it's not some lame quote
>>FUCKING SPEND MONEY ON IT
definitely; if you don't enjoy spending a lot of money in a short period, it's not like you have to do a day long session every month
>>don't get something generic
really, this is the most important one; DONT get a fucking trendy tattoo
a really well made lion or panther or elephant or whatever is much better than some lame ass tribal shit or fucking koi fish

i've always wanted to get this one, it's one of my all time favorite album covers from a band that has been a huge part of my life; literally my happy place is just putting on headphones and listening to their music
how many people would even realize it's an album cover?
seems like it could just be some cool bat-dragon thing

The only people who have ever expressed negative opinions or reactions to tats that Ive met IRL are all insufferable cunts

Normal people don’t give a fuck and these uppity moral cunts are always massive dorks with no sense of style and irritating personalities. I wish I could put out a survey on tats just so I knew who to fucking avoid

realized just now i didn't even post image with the post, kek

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None you cunt

Thoughts on a tarot card tattoo? I want one but I dont want it to be generic af

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That's just a sample of population counting all 5 people you know. It's natural to think your body looks best when it's not tainted by any artificial colors.

I intend to get some greco-roman black figure vase style tattoos when I graduate next year and actually have money. Currently leaning towards Aeneas carrying his dad out of Troy, like pic related.

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That's too bad, because it's gonna look generic af

>It's natural to think

Look an insufferable faggot

Tattoos are supposed to have meaning.

When I was in the army, I didn't even think about getting a tattoo until near the end of my deployment. I've seen and done some horrible things in my life so when I came back to the states I did a lot of volunteer work which prompted me to get two tattoos of the words "angel" and "devil" in chinese on my left and right wrists so that I can remind myself that I am capable of doing both good and bad things.

10 years from now I'll look at my wrists and still have profound thoughts of what went through my mind the day I decided to get these tattoos but the idiots who got them because they like nerdy shit will only see an outdated, obsolete franchise.

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I'm also a physicsfag and might put the hydrogen emission lines around my arm

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Came here to post this. No better way to signal "I'm low-class trash" than to get tattoos

the tattfag cope

throw me some ideas user

Don't pretend you're not one yourself

Pretty much what said.

Not even tatted mate, just don’t look and act like

It's because all the weeb faggots know that if they get a tattoo they won't be allowed to go into an onsen when they visit nipland so they won't get to fulfil their dream of being surrounded by a load of naked japanese blokes

keep coping. also why would some degenerate faggot with an earring be the one calling tattoos degenerate? Doesn't even make sense.

Only when stuck in a room with people like you

The best ink has to be earned. Like military service..

a huge penis with semen squirting into your mouth is the fit tattoo to wear

>tattoo
Degenerate

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it just screams i have no personality so look at my doodles. are you 12 OP?

>What are the most Jow Forums tattoos to get
Ones that truly reflect your soul.

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Everyone in this thread knows this, they’re just intimidated because they are too risk-averse to get a tattoo themselves. Come on man, don’t ruin the last bastion of their confidence with fucking science.

Man tattoos or not I have no personality. I work, jack off, and lift.

A7X tattoo? How totally original

Ouch. Me too, mate

If I did I would probably go with something similar to Blake's red dragon picture across my back.

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I'd get a tattoo on my penis where no one will ever see it

>this entire post

*snap*

If you have this tattoo and you're in Greece and people see it, expect some free shit and maybe a comfy chat
>t.greek

>scroll through the thread
>don't see the brand anywhere
Come on, now. When I finally get big enough I'm getting it where Casca had hers. I'm gonna be the sickest faggot cunt there is

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jojo star on left trap

>A7X
ew, no; though i guess people might think that's what it is
but, who cares about being original?
outside of the specific time-frame trendy tattoos; the most important is that the tattoo looks nice

Veni Vidi Vici

Well your instincts are shit because you come to Jow Forums for fitness advice.

Polynesian tattoos are fucking cool the problem is I would look like a tool because I am white as shit.

Your right wrist means "equal". Check the other too, I guess.
Regardless, thanks for your service bro, stay strong.

Why are plainskins always such insufferable cunts?

>It's trashy!
>It's low class!
>It's a trend!

Lmao, as if your boring ass plain skin is so special.
Just admit that you are scared or can't think of any good ideas.

Kys OP

(You) shouldn't have to try this hard to bait.

What is the consensus on "muh heritage" tattoos for an American? More than 5 generations American, so I can understand arguments against.

Gonna get something akin to this tattooed at some point
st.luke is the patron saint of my family and doctors
just not where to get it, any reccs

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Yeah, and they're also for uneducated people / manual labor workers (without uni degrees, or useless uni degrees)

tattoos are gay