/britfeel/

Nah, laditido

>tfw poor and average looking with no gf

wish I at least had family but they all ostracised us, proper bollocks, shafted on all fronts, at least I'm not disabled but that could change if I got hit by a car or sommet, I would literally kill myself

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if you're drinking 40 pints a day ur dead

I am glad we are all on board here. Hope your dinner was good.

I imagine myself in Liverpool, working in my pie and burger van. Our mission to sell as many pies as we can to the N*rthern pig men. We serve up Pukka Pies by the dozens but they keep coming. I throw pie after pie into the gaping toothless maws of the N*rtherners but I soon run out and start cooking up burgers. I feed as many as I can but since the N*rtherners are so disgustingly obese they keep screaming for more.
Then I am punched by one in the back of the head, they're climbing into my catering van. I fight back but there are too many, they begin to overwhelm me with the sheer weight of their bodies like the bloated pig men that they are.
I am punched again. Berry faced, slap headed cunts scream into my face "FOOKIN' FEED ME" but they know there is no food left... they get angrier and angrier till they all begin stomping my head into the floor of my van before starting to brawl with each other.
As the light fades out of my eyes and they begin drinking the condiments and salt I had left out for them. I see Dave Gahan (DEPECHE MODE) looking down and smiling at me. Then I wake up in sunny Kent, my homeland. My Southern brethren greet me as an old friend and hand me a pint of Spitfire ale.. the warm breeze blows trees that filter dappled sunlight onto lush parkland. I'm finally home.. I finally made it into heaven.

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I would just like to thank you all for taking part in a mostly nice thread last time, let's do this again sometime okay?

By modern standards it might not be much but it had a style and plot twists that were a big deal at the time.

Keep that chin up, lads.

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cracking set of mammaries corr

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to what ends lad?

Yes, I really enjoyed that pretentious scene with the psychologist explaining something that has no basis in reality

You can bake brownies with us too if you wanna. Some lad wants to sniff our pits tho

y-yeah lad

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NO they aint big enough me want huge droopy MILKERS!

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fooking white pig bastids

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are pies poverty food

Day 7297 of no sex:

I'm holding in there lads

>pretentious
in what way?

im ok with some pit sniffing, sometimes it smells like cat pee though.
would love to make brownies thank u

we tekkin ova there cuntree blud

ooof lad, cracking pair there lod

you're doing god's work, mate

>drinking 40 pints a day

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Pizza in oven bois
Any1 want sum with some MAYO DIP

here you go have these loddy

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aye I'm here lad, it is a really shit feeling isn't it. Either go to the shop and get more now or go to bed and sleep it off, there isn't really a middle ground. I'm on a bottle a day at the moment after a few relapses, I feel fine but I know this isn't normal

>Want to eat a refresher bar
>Scared my teeth or fillings will be pulled out because I keep dreaming about eating toffee and shit and that happening like really visceral feelings of fillings slowly pulling out

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PHWOR now your talking nuffin like some huge milk 'angers

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dibs on being lass no.3. you two can sort out which ones you are so we know who we are

you cant feel fillings coming out when things like that happens, never happened with me anyway

How you lads holding up?

very originally ofcourse

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*legs give out due to inbred deformity*
we iz takin you ert brav
*crawls towards you at 0.2 mph*
you'll see bruv

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>only LOGIC and REASON in my films

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It just a classic from back in the day. He gave the audience a new horror genre

good going lod, I'm currently on 6,782 days without sex, it feels like torture tbqhwyl

Poverty food is a cubic, uncooked Super Noodle slab between two slices of bread because you don't have any water to cook the fucking thing.

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ive just been through the ol' archives and theres a lad that likes scavenger hunting aka bin dipping, are you around tonight user? have some questions

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These Norf F.C. memes mock the English white working class.
Are the English white working class as disgusting and stupid as they appear to be on TV? Unlike most countries, minorities actually do better than white kids in English schools.

I am a Canadian btw.

>the end scene of Psycho was 'pretentious'
it was a really simple scene added for any brainlets who didnt understand Norman Bates being a fruitcake

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>sat in bed sipping tea, munching on choc digestives and watching BSG

Day 8050 here lid. It only gets worse

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do yer like mine, dazza?

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when are ebin and tilde coming back? shippy too

>Are the English white working class as disgusting and stupid as they appear to be on TV?
slightly harsh but a lot of them are 'simple' and odd looking yeah

>Are the English white working class as disgusting and stupid as they appear to be on TV?

Most are stupid but not quite as violent or degenerate as they are portrayed in memes

t. working class lad

youtube.com/watch?v=Gvk3fwmrZIs

Take a look .

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no worries lass, will report back how the brownies go on Sunday
too shy to namefag fren soz
gonna go play some ESO now, have a good night everyone might pop back in a bit.

Is it true you can die from alcohol withrawal?

I mean it hasn't happened to me yet so its whatever my brain thinks will happen

Mainly fashion, every day wore the same straight legged baggy black jeans which had turned grey along with a massive black polo shirt with a grey hoody, personal hygene, wasn't awful but could have been much better, confidence and how I acted around people

I think that's what you meant anyway

Oddly specific...

nice diet you have there

they actually much worse, the ones 'on tv' are those deemed fit enough to appear on the tv
the rest aren't even sentient zombies, seriously there are 10ft high chainlink fences with barbwire surrounding their estates that they aren't allowed to leave
im not joking

no the individual sweet ones. swizzels do the bars.
also spelled barrat wrong

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Shippy posted the other day but is too busy. Tilde may well still post since (s)he posted with >her trip on LGBT recently

not too well pal, waging making me tired and miserable all the time, can feel the life getting drained. need to go back to being NEET or adjust better. payday will make everything better though

yourslelf?

This is bull shit btw canadian lad

Not bad. Bit bored sometimes and have the usual mix of guilt/shame/regret swirling around in my mind but other than that I alright

alright fren have fun.

Kek. The English are a foul race. I am glad your country is dying. England murdered and raped one-quarter of the planet with your imperialism while most of your country are thick as shit scum.
I look forward to your country dying. Flying the cross of saint Geroge or Union Jack should be a hate crime and, when the millennial generation takes power, it probably will be.

Good fucking riddance.

Yes lad CONSUME
;)

God the world is fucked at the moment. The fires in Greece, political bedlam in Europe, America and Russia. It's incredible

They should have a Hunger Games every year and the winner gets a pie

>England murdered and raped one-quarter of the planet with your imperialism while most of your country are thick as shit scum.
makes you wonder how shit the rest of the world must be

world has almost always been fucked, its just that in this modern age we can hear about all the fuckism all over the globe in seconds

Yes. You have to try really hard though and drink a fuck load to normal people on a regular basis and then stop cold turkey. Withdrawal is scary, most people taper with beer if they are too stubborn to see a doctor that want to get it under control.

oi anyone seen dazza

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i know norf fc is doin fuckin shite

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I just feel numb all the time with bouts of feeling very lonely, apart from that alright I suppose, recently got a bicycle which is fun but I've seen too many wronguns where I cycle.

Other than the fires that's pretty much the last century

Asuka is best girl lads haha

I always make this argument with my parents who go CORR THE WORLD IS WORSE THEN IT WAS WHEN I WERE A YOUNGER. but still crazy all the while

what am I consuming? it's nice to have more money in my bank account so I have one less thing to worry about, and it's a very rewarding feeling to get paid for your services. also nice to treat yourself to some things but I save most of my money
anyway how's your life?

what kind of bike desu? I'm looking for a new one because my old one (15 years old handed down) got knicked. lots of scagheads cycle around here

picture related. imperialism has been nothing but a good thing, all the countries we conquered would be hundreds of years behind if not for us.

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Why should English kids go to school? They're English FFS!

he went round back with channy for mouth sex

feeling overly nostalgic tonight lads, im not sure what but somethings really set me off

*parachutes into thread*
Alri lads

>wank
>shower
>joint
>total war and audiobook called Commentarii de Bello Gallico or Mad Men and Battlestar Galatica
>pizza
>another joint
>watch Das Boot
>bed
Any plans tonight lids?

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What do you people actually do?

As in, what does a typical day entail for you?

So if aliens invaded and violently took over you'd be fine with it?

just some very cheap 30 quid bike, it works so that's a plus, makes a weird clicking noise when I peddle forwards with my left foot but other than that it seems alright.

Saw 'im down t'pub mate
ya see ngubu las' night ?
wat a cracka ov a goal that was

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Can't believe people on r9k go and buy weed

>shit post
>wank
>read
>work out
>go on a walk

at the moment i get up, eat breakfast, watch tv, eat lunch, waste time until my family gets home and then eat dinner.

>drive my mum to and from work
>wank
>drink beer
>do menial tasks round the house
>play music
about it really

And there are fires in Greece literally every summer, this one's just particularly bad. I remember the ones back in 2007 where there were another 80 deaths I think

I was at a friend's house and we got ash falling into the house and it smelled awful. We had to evacuate, then planted some trees a week or two later where the old ones got burned.

Older brother sells it and other goodies

how about
>joint
>wank
>shower
instead

Then you have no right to complain about modern reverse colonialism. Your nation's economy will be crippled by brexit, your culture will be erased by the government and your people will be spat on by settlers. This is just natural selection and your English deserve it.

>stick your cock up my arse you dirty bastard
Nothing makes me nut harder than British porn.
/ourgirls/ do it best, lads. Be proud.

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