Dyed hair, piercings, tattoos, chokers, favorite color is plaid, combat boots, alternative and punk music...

Dyed hair, piercings, tattoos, chokers, favorite color is plaid, combat boots, alternative and punk music, comically excessive coffee habit, cigarettes, can drink her body weight in vodka and will every weekend, weed, Adderall, like really really into Adderall, the kind of girl who got really good grades in school until she was about 16.

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I like combat boots and people with good grades. Everything else is trash tho.

Pls give a gf like this.

That sounds nice, I guess. Unfortunately that kind of girls only want alternative chads and will be disgusted by a 26 year old, 5'5 tall, fat neet. So, go fuck yourself and take your pretentious roasties with you.

no shes probably insane

Alternative aka. "look im so unique, even though everyone like me dresses almost the same"

ill take this over a big tiddy goth gf

good tier
>chokers, favorite color is plaid, combat boots, alternative and punk music, comically excessive coffee habit,can drink her body weight in vodka and will every weekend, weed, Adderall, like really really into Adderall

shit tier
>Dyed hair, cigarettes, piercings, tattoos

tryhard garbage tier
>the kind of girl who got really good grades in school until she was about 16.

Are alt girls what scene grills evolved into

This girls sounds like she'd be a nightmare to deal with
It is certain that I would be lovingly devoted to her until she left. Loneliness can lead to horrible decisions. Thankfully I don't need to hope, no girl like that would every want to be with a guy like me

>good grades until 16
You mean she got good grades at the age where they will litterally hand out good grades to anybody that doesn't rock the boat but then started doing bad at actual exams that would sort of count towards actually being accepted in college? Colour me impressed.
>I'm just a quirky grill teehee I could be smart if I tried to
No. You didn't start failing because you stopped caring, you started failing because the teacher had to start caring.
This is the entire reason why girls get better grades during elementary and middle school but magically don't really anymore further down the road.

Love those gals. Perfection

sounds like the type of girl who would cheat on me while i'm at work or something like that

Also they're proper lowkey weebs with good taste and play games a shit ton of games but without building their identity around it like their closest extant cousins on the evolutionary branchline, the tumblrkin.

u forgot to mention multiple mental health issues

cluster b ones are bad but if you find a cluster c marry her asap

"Alternative and punk music" translates to "Green Day, Blink-182, and emo mumble rap".

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>drugs
>cigarettes
>drinking that much
Disgusting, she'll look like a piece of beef jerky by the time she's 25. I'll take the rest of it though.

I love to hate them and hate to love the

Something like that

>fat
Aaaaaand sympathy gone.
Git gud fat ass

*crack* oh my god you broke the autism radar!

Supposedly. The older emos also evolved into sjws so I have been told. I saw it coming
>weed, drinking excessively, adderall
>good
>cigarettes
>shit
Kys

Do not forget coffee and aderall

i met one who is the definition of the post hardcore purist meme on /mu/

Well this is an autistic board you know.
It's like calling people here virgins. We know we are, we wouldn't be here if we weren't.

Absolute trash. Good for pump and dump, nothing else.
I fucking hate Misfits and the Cramps for cloning so many of these bitches.

Yep, that's a pretty comprehensive list of red flags

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There's autism and there's diagnosed autism, nobody likes a sperg.

Yeah, I know. I'm just salty because the girl in OP's picture is hot and i'm a white knight

that always comes bundled with "has currently three bfs"

yup, sounds pretty fucking cute.

Sounds dreamy, but she would not go for me.

>can drink her body weight in vodka
When will this white girl meme die?
Bitch would/should die.

you slip her that black d

Bitches should be slapped back into oblivion if they think a guy would keep on dating them after performing coitus onto their drunk stinking bodies in the toilet of a pub.

'alt-normie who browses r9k and thinks he fits in'-core gf

anyone under the age of 70 who listens to rock and roll and any electric guitar variant music is trash

just admit that you hate the fact that they look like they're having way more fun than you currently are or probably ever will.

my ex was basicly the "light" version of this. Girl i got frisky with few days ago (and am going to continue) is a heavy-metal version of this (Kampfbier instead of coffee)

She sounds perfect, shame i'll never get one like her

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Alt-Stacies are garbage just like regular stacies.

t. zoomer who idolizes garbage Soundcloud rappers

Good point

Country music forever

Sounds like the majority of faggots on this board but gender flipped. Only difference is when this roasties lifestyle catches up to her she can still nab some desperate loser.