Drunk/drugged up girls hit on you while going out

>girl grabs my dick and grinds on me at concert
>her boyfriend is right there

does this shit actually happen

ive never seen it happen in any of the times ive went out to da club for the past 10 years

post body?

See

kissing is a greenlight for taking her home, pretty much a prerequisite, dipshit

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>went to a party with few friends
>we go out for a cigarette, with my friend who lifts for 4 years
>random girls go by and one of them randomly touches his chest as she walks near him
>she stays in awe and we hear that she said "daamn thats really firm pecs",
>we then hear that she speaks to other girls about how firm chest my friend has
> he just laughs at it and doesnt care
and this is the reason I started to lift

nigga you are literally saying the opposite of truth

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You must suck at kissing or have horrible breathe because kissing has always escalated things a lot quicker than not playing tongue twister.

Oh yes it does

spotted the 18 year old
When you start nearing the 30 the tables turn. And all I wanna do is just get hammered and own the dancefloor with my buddies and all these sloots just keep on grabbing me ;__;

so what youre saying is dont escalate at all. How do you get them home with you without kissing them dipshit

Poor guy.

How many of you have herpes

>PUA Virgin vs Chad Smoocher

>the only way to escalate is kissing
lmao

just tryna save you from the barskank strain of strep throat laddie

Alcohol is the main ingredient to getting laid. Most girls are prudes and need a drink to loosen up. It's also a convienient excuse

>just stick your hand down their shirt bro
>just slip a finger in the puss bro
>dont kiss them though youll turn them off and get herpes

youre comin off real knowledgeable here brah

Making out is basically the human mating ritual. Think about it. What the fuck is the point of smearing your lips, tongues, and saliva together I bet it looks weird as fuck from an alien point of view. The only point is because it gets us horny and leads to sex.

So your advice is to never initiate the human mating ritual because you got strep throat once. That is some next level virgin advice.

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Umm lol wat? you must be fucking ugly then hahahahaha

Hey do you have a lighter as she touches my back for 1.5 seconds

Hmmm yes it does

Of course i was like uh no

She was hot . I fucked up
I was equally fucked up to notice what she was doing

>there are easier and more efficient ways of escalating besides kissing
Lmao

No. That’s rape. Those women cannot consent and you are raping them even when they willingly come at you.

>LITERALLY arguing for trying NOT to get laid

Go tell you dad this shit and watch his heart break, you terrified-of-pussy faggot.

i didn't say never to do it, i said not to do it on a dance floor with a slut that you just met
jesus christ you lot are fucking dense

But the fact you come out with this shit basically shows you've never been in that position. You outed yourself as a KHV, lad.

Me, just oral tho

>going out to places where filthy drug addicts hang out
re-evaluate your life, fucker.

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>rolling
>dancing to 80s funk 45's in an underground club
>7's keep pushing their butts against me
>have to autisticly deal with it, usually by leaving dance floor

#metoo

Ignore thots, strive for the trad life.

Guard that sacred flame my brothers.

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it happened to me before not as often as i want to tho.

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I bounce at a bar on weekends and i get hit on/felt up by thots constantly. It's fucking disgusting don't fall for drunken degenerates bros stay strong trad cuties are out there we're all gonna make it

>be me last night
>10 pm
>still sober waiting on a fren to get drinks
>with other friend
>four frunk as hell thots approach us asking us to show them where they can go to the toilet
>ok.jpg
>show them
>pretty sure they wanted us to go in w/ them
>bailed
>mfw could have lost virginity but ethics stopped me coz i would feel guilty if i fucked drunk chick while sober

did i do good anons?

After this campaign took off, clubs saw a meteoric DROP in men willing to pay for liquor and women who're only able to get fucked/pluck up the courage to have sex and have a reasonable alibi for their momentary lapse in judgement or plan to get fucked good and hard saw their opportunity for dick dry up faster then a icecube in the sahara at high noon.

happens all the time if you are in a relationship

grils will only make the move usually while heavily dozed at which point they will go for the relationship guys who haven't been hitting on everyone around them like single guys

No, he's right. Kissing a girl you just met too early releases tension.

why would they? its not like they talked to you before or something
just have more interactions with women to at least have feel how basic communication works

They just aren't attractive imo.

More like sad and depressing.

>When you start nearing the 30 the tables turn
THIS meme again

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