Best /sip/ for lonely nights spend browsing Jow Forums

Crack open a beer and walk straight into his room, confidently sipping it.

Fuck MD. Tried it once. It's basically just carbonated water with barely any taste.

Nothing wrong with carbonated water, but just drink carbonated water.

ugh that would be a fun look on his face to see

however i cant bear listening to his shit, and he would probably tell me on muslim parents who would give me even more shit, so yeah, unfortunately no

shut the fuck up you complete autist

Eh, its aight but not enough caffeine for me

Did someone not suck enough tranny cock today? :3

If you're financially dependent on them, I can sympathize. If not, fuck 'em.

i dont know why everyone says "its just carbonated water". the complex taste flies right over your tiny fucking skull. i dare you to get a glass of carbonated water and mountain dew and compare them.

i am, and i feel like a fuckin leech. im studying at uni, luckily uni in my country is free, and even if you have to pay for it its like less $1k a year so no fucking student debt except to parents

you now have zero excuses

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i wish i could try mountain dew, unfortunately my retarded country doesn't have shit

Yeah, the Mountain Dew will have a slight, indistinguishable aftertaste than can barely be detected.

It's bland. You might as well accuse me of not eating plain bread, because I don't have a refined taste.

>not getting best sip
Bad choice user

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Yellow is best, followed closely by orange.

Never tried the black cuz I've never seen it, but now I really want to.

If you're gonna drink the zero sugar ones, why even bother?

The place I used to work at sold those and had a top tier variety , the watermelon ones were based but they discontinued them.

I've been mixing pic related with alcohol
>I'll go to my friend's house
>go to the store, grab an energy drink
>Get some alcohol I stole from my last job
>Occasionally get some cigarettes, American Spirits are nice
>Relax

There's nothing to do in my city, quite literally. Unless you're young enough you won't catch a tresspassing charge, or old enough to go to the bars, there's absolutely nothing to do unless you have money to leave the city to find something to do, so might as well just relax

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i feel bad for faggots like you that cant enjoy the sheer genius that went into crafting mountain dew. its anything but bland, your sense of taste has been ruined by other drinks. now you cant enjoy the sweet subtlety of a refreshing mountain dew.

Tap water for the real broke boys

I'm not American, and with every exchange I have with you, I wonder less and less as to why MD has the stereotype that it does.

WELL IM NOT AN AMERICAN BUT FUCK ME AMERICA IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY EVER TO EXIST

im not american either and what the fuck is an MD

ITS PROBABLY SOME EUROPEAN FAGGOT BULLSHIT HAHAHAH

The greatest soda ever made.

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your mother big whore and retarded too :3

okay this thread became retarded time to bounce

where you from man? netherlands, germany? i love that stuff but it's too expensive

Remember, no member of the /sipboy/ brotherhood is ever truly alone :)

I live in England. Yeah, it's pretty expensive here too. Fortunately, it has a higher alcohol content than most beers, so it gets you drunk quick.

Too bad I can't find any of the red ones anymore.

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contributing to the thread, does the word filter reset every 12 months??uygy

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nah m8 this one is the pengest sip
drank too many of these fuckin things

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Personally, I kind of prefer relentless to monster.

Rockstar also has some good flavours.

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These are the sips I bought earlier today. Planning on doing an all nighter so I'll be drinking them slowly for the next 12 hours or so. I've only had the white one before and normal RB

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Well, I can't buy this stuff anywhere here in germany but i could order it off amazon and give it a try...

I don't think they started it, I am DAMN sure that they're gonna try and milk it. Will they even the context of it though? I doubt they'll care.

You either;

>have kids
>are a 15 year old emo thot
>both

Neither.

Are you the Mountain Dew fucker again? Go back to drinking your overpriced carbonated water, faggit.

Dew the dew, faggotino

Behold, the true king of sips

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Tastes like HI-C pink lemonade mixed with lo-carb monster

Grip this one for 99 cents

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redbull sugarfree tastes like actual shit the first sip, but its actaully not bad

finally, an user with taste && class.

come on now is it even a contest at this point

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Tiny red bull cans > monster

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As much a lie as
Small Dick > Big Dick

And Rockstar is best feggots

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Casuals prefer different /sip/s in order to function within life!

A true /sip/ lord knows that the ultra zero, is the god spawn of all the monsters

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based monster
second favourite would be rockstar guava

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Why did you post a picture of Diet Mtn dew!

You sick twisted fuck!

>i compare everything to male genitalia because im a flaming faggot

Maybe it's the colour messing with me, but I think Origin tastes different from when it was in the brown/bronze can

this but unironically
monster tastes like piss

>i dont get the subtle edge of my response and i think that i am smart

You know what Jow Forums has become when serious life question are less adressed than what is the best drink...

>Its diet Coke anyway

Whats the problem here?
Pizza Oregano