Femanons why do you frequent this board? You want nothing to do with any of us

Do you guys still talk?

Yeah, talking to him right now. It's painful

because im a friendless loser. im also extremely ugly and have very bad social skills. I am the epitome of a fembot

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You should ditch him and talk me instead

OC#9808

I'm neet and this is easy company.

if you're willing to have sex, you are not a fembot

I don't recommend this, but I am a hypocrite myself as I still talk to a girl I fell for. I get to watch her and all her new boyfriends go on fun dates and stuff while I just sit here and keep myself miserable. I don't know why I do it but I can't stop.

i like to see boys be pathetic it humors me :\

But I love him... How can I escape that?

by loving someone new. its usually the only way girls do it

You seem like a terrible person.

Ironic but true.

i post here for the /feels/ threads and just filter cuck/trapshit/etc

no, merely an observant person

Is he a Slav?

Nice dubs. But no.

They know that the inhabitants are so pathetic it's a free supply of never ending attention. What they don't realize however is resorting to that increasingly makes them a loser, staring into the abyss and all that

>loving someone you've never met

No you don't

I really can't. If he said one word I would book a plane ticket and go, not ever coming back home. Dedicating my life to him and only him. All it would take was one word. I wouldn't think twice

you are obviously very very young

Hey be my qt to orbit and later seduce gf

I don't get the fucking gender issue here of Jow Forums what's so special about having a vagina and browsing trough Jow Forums like what the actual fuck

If you have a vagina you are not one of us and need to leave

19 and still going strong!

How old are you?

>19
in my book, that is very young. sorry sweetheart

22 yers

Absolute word salad

well tossed

Are you insane? Any weird fetishes?

Not insane. Weirdest fetish I have lactation

I'm a straight white male and I don't want anything to do with any of you.

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I don't mind talking to robots, I just don't think meeting them in person is good.

Not true I've always wanted to take your virginity. Shame on you user.

Nice trips! Not weird enough though. You'll have to convince me better than that

i do the same thing everyone else here does. i talk about me feels, tell people they're being stupid, post music lyrics, shitpost, talk shit. it's like a coloring book, there's lots of fun activities, i do the same stuff as everyone else here and no one can tell i'm a vaginafag.

i also larp in /r9gay/ to talk about toll boys and my feels but people hardly pay attention to my feels there for some reason, i think they can tell lmao

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Women are cognitively dissonant. Especially the uggos that frequent this board.

They are secretly cognizant of the fact that they are uggly, have a unfeminine body, and are mentally ill.
But they secretly feel entitled and yearn for a chad to magically appear and love them forever.

Case in point, see oscar. He is a 30 year old that lives with his alcoholic mother. Has no prospects or ambition whatsoever.
But he ended up fucking over 10 """fembots""", several are still obsessed with him to this day, he is engaged and still does not have a job.

I don't know what more proof you people want.

The eternal roastie cries in pain as it strikes you.

why are there so many fucking threads about fembots/femanons/femcels or whatever term is hip at the moment? maybe i'm just looking through rose-colored glasses but i feel like a few years back there were hardly any threads like this.

Isnt talking on discord done for convincing?

Sold to the user in black!

Does this mean youll add my discord?
Habs#2272

Oh shit, I've been fooled. I thought I was talking with the same person all along

Im the same guy what

I thought it was this sir

I am the guy that asked you to be my seduce later gf. That was my first post to you. Pls add

Oooohh I'm really sorry for the mix up...

Please still add so I can convince

Can I think about it...? I'm not a fan of adding strange people...

;-;
Okay. I am nice tho I promise

>i was going to add strange person A
>but this is strange person B, and i dont like strange people
this is bait, right?

I honestly believe you are... I'm the one that's messed up in the head. Please don't be sad.

Okay femm

Be nice to people user

Ssshhhhhh you don't know a thing

What kind of messed up are you?

Because I accidentally brought a normie woman to stalk me because I cockblocked her. She has a distaste for me lately, yet she browses here as I do.
I assume some of her minions found me as well. Those minions sent more minions here and ultimately I brought forth a normie plague.

Sorry dudes.

Severe low self esteem and suicidal thoughts

Now I want you to add me so I can help

Nah, it can't be helped. The dark thoughts are here and always will be. But thank you anyways.

just out of curiosity how old r you?

But I can try to help you get happy thoughts and to ignore them

you probably won't get an answer because they're underage like 90% of discord fags and don't wanna get banned

in those cases they usually just answer 18, and i can infer from there

you seem cute, I know what you're talking about with the dark thoughts. do you have kik?

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Any 25yo+ fembots here?

chances not good, user.

Already answered. 19 and going strong!

Aaww, thank you. I feel flattered but I'm a piece of shit. You don't want to deal with me.

No, only discord but I don't add anyone out of the blue

If I didnt want to I wouldnt have said so

Why do you address them at all? Why play right into their hand give them the one thing they want? Attention. I fucking bet half the time these threads are made it's a femoid making them for that very reason and the other half are just thirsty beta male normalfags.

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It's fine. Don't worry, really. Just another person dealing with thoughts in their head that may or may not be real

give a chance pls

I'm in love with someone else, user... He doesn't love me back but I'll still try to make his life better. Please understand. If I talk to other guys I feel like I'm cheating on him even though we aren't dating...

>If I talk to other guys I feel like I'm cheating on him even though we aren't dating
you realize that this is literally mental illness?
damned if i dont know that feel though

It is? I just want to make him happy and devote myself to him. How can I do that if I'm distracted by someone else?

By falling for me and moving on pls ;-;

you cant make him happy and devote yourself to him in the proper way if you arent in a relationship with him tho.

this (but with me)

Dude, just don't.

You're on Jow Forums. How much shit have you heard about the friendzone?

Men and women are the same in that you can't just magically make them love you by doing shit for them. The guy will either return your feelings or he won't. In the meantime, all you're doing is wasting your youth pining for and devoting yourself to someone who may never feel that way.

Trust me, you don't want to make that mistake. Live your own life. Maybe things will change down the line as the years go by. But right now all you're doing is making yourself a convenience, not a prospective partner.

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I heard a lot of shit but I thought it could be different. Sometimes it seems like he loves me back. And I'm happy with the way things are. I'd much rather have him as a friend than not talk to him at all... It would kill me to stop talking to him

Then keep talking to him. But don't dedicate your entire life to it.

Hm... I wonder if you are him. Is your first letter K?

No I can assure you we don't know one another. I'm just an old cyborg trying to spare you some misery.

No social skills, anxiety, good meme, and I can actually have conversations on r9k. Even if they're shit, it's nice to talk

Oh okay. Thank you, kind cyborg, for the kind and wise words

Always happy to try and impart something useful. I haven't had a particularly rich, interesting life but I've learned a few things.

Wanna talk to me on kik?

yeah my kik is YoureARetard

im here for the same reason people go to the zoo

Come on dude did you have to go and trip on all of the pussy dragging it over here, we don't want that shit here leave this board now you're far too chadley for us

Fembots DO NOT EXIST. Even if she is a genuinely kind (and tragic) person who genuinely hates normalfags and sees them as the vapid, hateful people that they are, even better than you, she will probably be fat and have crippling psychological issues.

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To lurk and occasionally reply to relevant threads to me, such as this one. I don't find the other boards interesting, I am more comfortable amongst other losers sharing gripes than I am in any other board. Also, I do take interest in robots, it's just fucking impossible to date all of you

to watch the chimps chimping out and flinging shit everywhere?