If you're a pisces or virgo there is no hope for you

TRAPPED IN THE DEMIURGE'S CUBE, WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!

Actually though, can you point me towards literature on this? I've found some interesting stuff but most stuff you find is just the horoscope level stuff.

Saturn isn't as bad as it's made out to be but it's a hard bitch to deal, if its retrograde then its going to fuck your shit up BUT if you work with it then it's going to give really good results by your mid 30s. Saturn is about restriction, hard work and the material work, it's old father time telling you it's time to grow up. I bet a lot of robots will have their Saturn on bad terms with their Venus/Mars. But Pluto is where all the real suffering comes from.

if you know what astrological sign you are there is no hope for you or you are a roastie

>Hardworking
>Straightforward
Lel no

>if you know your own birthday and looked at OP's pic there is no hope for you or you are a roastie
nice logic there sonny

wow dude that really answered my question, I totally solicited that explanation

Hey guys, new take on this thread. Everybody reasonable knows that these descriptions all fit everybody, but there are probably a bunch of 20-something women who don't.
Question is, what sign should you tell women you are in order to make them like you more?

>you wasted time looking at OPs pic
bad news for you user
but we're already browsing an Armenian mechatronics maintenance forum so it probably doesn't make a difference anyways

>Armenian mechatronics maintenance forum
dang it how could I forget

Nostradamus made countless predictions based on astronomical calculations

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>Creative, Popular
i fucking wish

The reason you resonate is because your Sun Sign is only one of the placements. You have all the Signs, the Planets are you use it. Your Moon Sign is more your personality (especially Night born) and your Ascendant is more your appearance.

where can I read more about this good sir?

This is retatded. I'm capricorn and I'm pretty much the opposite of that description. I'm lazy, unmotivated, and I couldn't care less about being at the top.

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You need the time and place of your birth, then on astro-codex dot com put in your details and it'll come up with a chart and a description for each of your placements.

Feels good being a Leo

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i have 3 in cancer. im fucked.

>hurr Durr there's nothing more to astrology than the 12 constellations

Go to astro.com/cgi/aclch.cgi?btyp=ack if you would like to know more.

>the only thing in your natal chart that matters is your sun sign
Why do normies think this?

>muh signs
I believe in God and magic and mytical forces but only retarded middle aged cat ladies actually fall for this horoscope bullshit. You should think about killing yourself.

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>Pluto is in the first house, is a dominant planet, and is the ruler of my ascendant

Does this make me an edgelord?

How did you draw the line?

>Sagittarius
>Loving
>Insensitive and cold

The fuck retarded shit is this?

chart of a girl I like, how do I get her to like me?

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Do the interactive one and use your uberknowledge to mindhack her

If you believe this shit.

Pisces here and have been functioning alone for most of my life.

>
Looks like a Dark Stacy, can't really say much without the aspects and your chart but she's probably attracted to Leo and Aries.

hey also libra

Where can I take one of these test? My logical life has fallen apart and I need some magical bs to believe in

Ok faggots, let's put this bullshit to the test. I'l tell you about myself. You tell me what my sign is.
>quiet most of the time and socially awkward
>normies think I'm pretty funny in a weird way, I make people laugh a lot
>hate fat people
>usually prefer to be alone
>miserable and depressed
>used to do drugs but quit a couple years ago
>have political/social views that would get me shunned and possibly fired if I expressed them in public
>had a tendency to get into trouble in high school and college
>have several weird/autistic habits

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Nigga astrology ain't just 12 signs, it's also the position of the planets and the houses and the relations between them etc. etc.

If your sign doesn't describe you I get it, neither does mine. But for me at least the characteristics of my planetary dominants are dead on. YMMV, but try one of the natal chart things and see for yourself.

tfw my natal chart makes me sound like a cool sexy Scorpio socialite with a mysterious streak that drives the thots wild

In reality I'm a fucking autistic creeper

Go figure

>Capricorns
>Loyal

LMAO

I love the people close to me and would do a lot for them. If some random schmuck from this board died after dying some incel I would laugh and think it serves him right.

I just find it illogical to care about people you don't know. It's a waste of fucking time.

> He pays attention to the Venus and Mars ones when they aren't his planetary dominants

Moon, Uranus, and Neptune should reveal the truth.

>Cancer
>Love to argue
>literally repel friends on purpose
>never forgives nor forgets
I am sensitive and practical though.

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But I thought Scorpio was Mars and pluto

Scorpio is dominated by those ones, yes, but the calculations are a bit more complicated than that.

The ones I mentioned focus on how you handle artistic, emotional, abstract shit, which seems like a big influence in your life from how you described it.

Nostradamus was a quack who made so many vague predictions things similar to a few of them were bound to happen
Your star signs mean nothing

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>died after dying
>dying
Meant to type, "writing."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nostradamus#Scholarly_rebuttal
It's that easy.

My chart says I'm going to travel and find success, I will become famous and well liked in said country. I keep having dreams about going to America too.

>successful
>clever
I can only dream

>born cancer
>im a massive fucking cancer to everyone i meet
pretty fucking acurrate