Fitness Humor Thread? Fitness Humor Thread!

Didn't see a fitness humor thread so thought I'd start it up. Post 'em.

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If I wanted humor I'd just ask you what your one rep maxes are.

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When does the humour start

i also browse r/Jow Forums and saw the epic screencap xD

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Shortly after you unrack the bar.

If I wanted humor I'd read your joke as if it were a cringe post

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>(not gay)

holy shit lmfao

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If I wanted humor I'd ask about OPs romantic prospects xD

>not gay

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wtf is even happening in this one

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Me

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wow this thread stinks.
p- u-!

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Chad af. And zero fucks were given that day.

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these are reddit memes.
they don't belong here.

>le reddit shit

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>when you smell your gym bro's protein farts

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Based OP

keep it up

this is down to 9gag level

not really, these are so dated that even reddit wouldn't like them, the entire thread is about 'ironically' posting jokes that are bad

Help me Jow Forums

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Get ye gone.

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never skip leg day

Underrated
Also based and blackpilled

this thread might stink, but something something downloaded 4 times.

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Dayum man.

Laughed pretty hard, thanks opie

Newfag

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reddit is actually funny compared to this

I got her number what now

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Benis in bagina you dummy

>mfw this was a real-time conversation
It's up to you lad she's clearly a whore, fuck her if you like.

how would you know?

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>(not gay)
>categories: Gay

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isn't this reddit pasta, make up your own material.

had a girl msg me hey handsome too, fucked it up. i dropped my autism so hard, cant even talk about it

I got it from an user who posted here

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kek

someone who's never lifted i suppose
>*rattle rattle
>dude switches hands after finishing curling to do one lat raise/champagne looking thing and drop his weight from height
it's retarded

Every time

i dont undertsand. what did you do wrong here? why did she ignore you? FUCK. MY AUTISUM cant figure this out mayne

You tell her when you are free

Wew lad, never heard that one before. If I wanted humour I’d ask how much of a faggot you are.

Fuck brehs

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fuck, bro. she's banging brad tonight but you can prob get the sloppy seconds later this week.

not like this bros... it's been a year and a half

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that's clearly not an ikea

Cannot tell if this is b8 or not new friend.

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Tyrone's coming over.

He should have come forward and arrange a date.
Instead he was the one who asked her to arrange the date, instant turnoff.

you didnt go full autist user, im proud of you.

W-what would full autism-mode look like. Pls giv examples

What she need $2.40 for. Those African children can survive on just 4 cents a day

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sorry breh, no bully. just being realistic. if she pulled away that hard and that fast, she's probably got some dude on the side already.

also this. you didn't sperg out at the end when you got denied. only thing better would have been to put the ball in her court.

lmfao she's not even trying

>the skateboard

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under rated

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fuck you almost had it, you didn't even fuck up and she backed out????

such is life I suppose. I guess it's time to break out the ol' rope and chair

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that one fish in the middle right just watching his friend be dragged ass backwards into the sky, hardly reacts

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FUCK YOU!

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This is the worst

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it was boring

you didnt freak out about regection and you didnt keep asking her if she was free. you did the right amount of follow up. we're all proud of you user

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Oh my gosh, that is EXTREMELY funny.

>my dream!

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Kek

That's how girls are
>I'm not doing anything
>Oh cool lets hang
>Actually I'm doing this and this and this and this
Aka she just wants your attention

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Stop being an autist asking her what she wants to do. Make a plan for a date and give her a time. All she should have to do is say yes or no. If she can’t do that tome offer another. If she says no again she is probably not interested. At that point you say, “hit me up when you are free” and stop talking to her

tell us user, greentext it

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