Describe yourself Jow Forums

> 30s
> former programmer
> turned NEET after about eight years of working
> moved to cheap beach town
> living off passive income
> things are ok, breddy chill

Give me money please, anything

>20 year old
>NEET
>autistic, multiple personality disorder
>dropped out at 8th grade
>play Basketball, Chess, and video games in his free time
>looking to get GED in the near future
>had sex with both women and men on numerous occasions
>one friend irl but he would rather be alone
>runner
>shitposts on r9k, fit, and sp when bored

If I decide it's time to an hero, I promise I'll make a thread and spread all my money around to robots first. Until then, there's still the possibility of just isolating myself completely from society, for which I will need all the money I've made up to that point to maximize success rate.

>age n/a
>whack-job college dropout
>NEET with parents
gambling allowance? wish I had one of those, I really like scratch-off tickets.
>meds didn't work
>went on a streak of playing vidya every day for a year, now burnt-out, crispy bacon
>body is disintegrating, kidneys pulsate every day (lower back?)
>watching live performances on youtube and pretending that is me.jpg
>painfully and deeply uncomfortable around people; somehow not diagnosed with turbo-autism
>only comfortable when I ACT retarded
Is autism when you can't hide it? Because I can hide who I am well. Who I am is really kooky, but I'm not about to turn heads a la Jeffree Dahmer in the shopping mall, so I keep to myself
>considers becoming an hero on and off, finding hope in small places, losing said hope over and over again

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>pedo

keep your head yup man, we didnt choose tjis

shut the fuck up you faggot
>21
you have SO MUCH TIME to unfuck yourself you fucking pussy. literally a WHOLE DECADE. you don't have real problems. shut the FUCK UP

Op man, add mydiscord im like same as you just a few years younger.
R9K is full of faggiots.. dont be afraid to add me bro

Gunjyguy#4537
im goun sleep yo better add me bro

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>27
>neetfag
>live in my parents' farmhouse in the middle of fucking nowhere
>no human contact for a solid year at one point
>parents think i'm nuts so they let me live like a hermit so i won't kill myself
>going to save up and live shut-in style for the rest of my life

>23
>no job ever
>HS dropout
>hikineet
At least im not a virgin

>just turned 19
>born into pretty typical upper middle class family
>bad acne for the past 2 years but its started to get better in the past few months
>kissless virgin but still match/ talk to boring girls on tinder
>adhd and anxiety, possible undiagnosed ASD
>normal people think i'm funny
>was that well-liked but borderline autistic kid in high school (even won the 'most awkward' superlative)
>everyone around me thinks i'm much smarter than i really am
>barely do any work at college and my grades show it
>still my parents' favorite of their 3 kids
>used to be really into politics
>was/ still am really involved in debate bc its the only thing i've been good at
>desperate crush on female friend from the grade below me in high school
>recently been realized i could have been somewhat well-adjusted if i didnt go on this board when i was younger
>just went on for the first time in 3 years
>now i'm posting in this shitty thread

>few years
>posts loli
>says "bro"
How old are you?

I want to do this. How much did you need to save so you can live passively?

Depends where you live and how much you can make with mutual funds. 50% of your average historical rate is a safe minimum to aim for. You could also learn to trade yourself, which can improve your returns but can also be risky if you're stupid. It will also depend on the autonomy level you're aiming for. Are you going to raise cattle and plant shit? Or do you just want to be a downtown NEET?

>25 years old
>6'3 but skinny fat
>BPD and OCD
>Absolutely disgusting teeth
>Napoleon Dynamite tier hair
>Alcoholic
>Spent money on a lot of stupid shit I didn't need
>Care deeply about Western Civilization and the concept of Honor and Tradition but fap eight times a day and drink like a sailor
>So therefore a giant hypocrite loser
>Virgin
>Bullied all my life
>Get shit talked at work
>All my younger siblings are doing 5 times better then I am
>Bad posture
>Probably going to commit suicide soon

My suicide note is going to be a work of art though.

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Lies, you are full of shit! Just come here to mock us!

Everything I said is the truth. The fact is there is no escape and following the ebin """self-improvement""" memes as I have lead you nowhere as you can see. All it does is remove all your potential excuses for why you're alone, which makes you even more fucked in the head.

Also wagesIave

>late twenties
>perfect childhood and life
>smart, good looking, have friends, passion for many things in life
>threw it all away to get high/drunk/do drugs alone for years untill i have wrecked myself physically and mentally
>no longer enjoy anything
>in physical pain from how bad i fucked my body up from years of sitting + drugs
>intense anxiety, depersonalized, penis almost has no feeling left and has shrank significantly.
>very small sliver of hope i can pull myself out of this hole

my biggest issues are my physical ones .if i could be physically sound then i could actually focus on getting my life together but all i can focus on right now is stopping my backpain/fixing my penis

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>Are you going to raise cattle and plant shit? Or do you just want to be a downtown NEET?
I want to buy a parcel of land in the southwest and live in an rv. I'm already a 22 yo boomer but all I managed to save from my brogramming job is 10k. I feel like I'll have to work forever at this rate.

So, the largest question is your lifestyle choice and expenses. The smaller your bills are the less you need. But generally, you need to save about 15-25x your yearly expenses depending on how "safe" you want to be.

This isn't me

Whatever asshole, I still dont believe you. Money can literally fix all your problems

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>28 years old
>normal weight
>ugly manlet
>friendless KHHV
>went to grad school
>NEETing
>got everything I possibly can out of life and running out of reasons to keep being alive

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I agree with you, imagine being a millionaire and say that you want to suicide.

I would live in a humble way with less than 100k the rest of my life

You might do fine on just 200k in that case since your choices are very inexpensive. You can expect to make at least 10k per year from that, and realistically more like 20k, passively. Get 200k, then get enough to buy the land and rv, and you would be good to go. I don't know how you managed to save so little as a programmer though. You might need to reevaluate your lifestyle. Be careful not to do something dumb like pure money maximization. When saving, you have to consider the improvement to the target rate, vs comfort.

>19
>part-time summer job
>undergrad student with a 3.9 gpa
>some money i guess
>family is proud of me
>no gf ever
>skinny but getting bigger, former skelly
> mentally ill
>avoid people
>posture getting progressively fucked
>meds starting to help
>bipolar II disorder
>anxiety problems
>realize i'll probably never get married

How would it? The best I can do is advertise myself online to potential gold diggers and be penniless in 2 years' time. When you have achieved more than virtually everyone else but still can't do the one thing you want, and there's 0 options left to explore to get there, what the fuck do you expect happens? You become happy?
And if there was anything else to work toward I would need billions to get there, which is obviously not feasible.

Almost the exact same. 18, full-time summer job, no meds and not diagnosed with anything
What job are you working this summer? I thought I could find my way into an office position with 3.95 GPA (entering sophomore) but ended up getting an outside wagecuck tier job in 100 degree weather

>asian male
>probably autistic and definitely socially anxious but never attempted to get a diagnosis because doing that is for normies
>secret pee fetish

Out of all the things he said, that's what you have the most issues with?

>tfw existential crisis as you turn 30
>tfw this is supposed to happen as a teenager

receptionist gig at a place near my house, good pay, comfy job.

>19
>Failed school
>Failed again
>got a job
>got fired
>got another job
>did it for a year but traumatised me and now too scared to ever get another job
>currently a neet
>hebe
>no friends
>no gf
>ugly
>live in sweden
Feels bad man

>31 kv
>didn't finish hs
>haven't had a job in 7 or 8 years
>was almost murdered in a home invasion
>after the home invasion i became addicted to opiates and spent most of my 20s high (or sick) on oxys and heroin
>overdosed from a bag that had fent in it and had to be brought back with narcan
>after the OD i stopped everything entirely and have been clean for 4 years now
>but i'm still a neet and a loser
>do nothing but play guitar, watch tv shows, and post on here
>have no clue what to do

i might as well just be a fucking vegetable

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>25
>neet for years
>hugless virgin
>friendless
>gay
>fucked up hairline
>spend all my time alone in my room because I'm scared of outside and don't have anywhere to go anyway
>silblings cut contact with me years ago

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>20
>short
>kissless virgin
>never had a gf
>get hugged a lot actually
>socially awkward
>low self esteem
>have a ton of friends but feel inferior to most of them because of my lack of success in social groups and girls
>getting better but feel like I've wasted 20 years of my life hating myself and thinking I wasn't good enough to talk to stacys
>obviously have a giantess fetish like a fucking sub (bc I feel like a sub) and way too fucking horny due to celibacy
>not ugly and have had qts flirt with me before, only go on here bc it makes me feel better about myself

I just think I'm a late bloomer desu.

>24 years old
>grew up poor with no father
>mother was not very affectionate to me.
>somehow got a union job by pure luck for life
>financially stable.
>asocial as HECK
>never had a girlfriend
>never kissed,hugged etc
>half white half native
>a weird mixture of being fat yet visible muscles when flexing.
>Loneliness and dread only increasing each passing day
>family hates my guts
>spent my childhood on the internet and never socially interacted with peers of similar age group

I'm too fucked socially.. B-but I guess I have money?? Not like it matters since I was it doesn't make me happy. I'm just honestly on auto-pilot waiting to die in this world. There is really no hope for me as I can tell. Days blend together. Fridays become Mondays and Mondays become Fridays.

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>21
>fat
>bad teeth
>dropped out of hs
>never had a job
>poor live in a buggy motel
>obvious mental illness but too scared and poor to get any help
>only 1 or 2 online friends have trouble talking to them anymore
>half gay
>pathetically desperate for any iota of affection

>18
>overweight but not obese
>tall so it kinda makes up for it
>friendly
>have well paying job for my age
>feel like the only thing that is important is work
>parents love me
>family is in good shape
>however i still feel lonely and feel like im wasting my time with work at my age
>so career focused its impossible to do anything else
>help me find love

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>be a downtown NEET
this

bordain

>20 year old NEET of 3 years
>lazy resentful mentally ill fuck
>feel like I possess all the qualities of a contemptible liberal but somehow I'm not one
>4k in savings
>lack of progress in education has been causing me intense anxiety recently which is motivating me to apply to college
>let's see what the future holds for me

Get out while you're still young user. Trust me

>we won't have a bear market ever again
It's historically safe to extract 3%, so 6k.

if this surprises you, you need to lurk moar

you really know nothing

>working on what amounts to saving the world, probably will never reach that goal of course
need details blease

There's so much misery in this world. Even the rich and successful must suffer, I really think they do. Think of all those suicides and SSRIs... People are so lonely and sad.

Was it always like this? We're materially fortunate compared to our ancestors but still there's so much unhappiness. I don't know how we go on. I sometimes think a nuclear holocaust would be a mercy for our species

>29
>Will be wizard in couple months
> 2 manual labor part time jobs
>Still live with parents
>Used to be alcoholic but quit for a long time and now get insane depression for like a week when I try to drink
>Not much hope for future as I don't make much money and no friends / social life

>Feel people ignore me more and more as I get older

At least there is vidya and hobbies I guess ?

Be my friend pls
No homo tho

>multiple personality disorder
explain

>18 yo
>4 years away from finishing career, thank god it's free to study here
>tall and fit
>no job
>good family and best friends one could ask for
>kissless virgin
>have had opportunities with girls but I'm too much of a pussy
>fucked up teeth, cut and socially anxious
>recently told my crush I loved her and got dumped
>sad

>18
>young and beautiful
>in respected college
>skilled and intelligent
>surrounded by positive caring people
>enough money to not worry too much
>sexually active
>cant sleep at night
>full on psychopath
>repressed childhood memories, probably because of rape (found blood on old clothes in suspicious spots)
>constantly angry, sad or bored, feelings dont go further than that
>i have everything and cant enjoy any of it
>contemplate suicide constantly
>i pretend im ok

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im in the same position

just cant get a full time job it seems

I'll start with the good and finish with the bad.

> 30
> Good job
> Good income and savings
> Not a virgin
> No friends whatsoever
> No gf
> Autistic as fuck
> Severely depressed
> Don't really give a fuck about anything at this point.

>meds make me fat

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Generic listless and uninteresting millennial. Kill yourself.

>22 y/o in college
>Angry at the world
>Feel nothing but contempt for the fags, nonwhites, and literal commies around me
>Becoming more radicalized every day

>37
>live with parents on their farm
>been working every day no exceptions since 2000
>early stage arthrithis/rheumatism but otherwise decent health
>scared of people
>r&r consisting of anime, piano, motocross, garage projects, reading, fishing/hunting
>wizard neckbeard

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this doesn't compute for me, 30 with a million in the bank as a PhD holder working at Google?

>Graduate at 22
>PhD by, what, 25 at earliest?
>Work for 5 years at Google (usually located in quite expensive cities)
>I can't believe you were brought on at a salary of more than $150,000

can u provide more detail

by my calculations you could maybe MAYBE be saving $60k a year, absolutely max

>21
>never had a girlfriend, but am a social butterfly. Im a 5/10. So i blame that reason.
>i never not have a job. Actually quit my last job a few days ago and go into orientation tomorrow. Id be cleaning aircrafts at an airport for 12 bucks an hour on the night shift. Seems pretty chill.
>dropped outta college
>have a fetish for femdom
>like movies and music to an unhealthy degree
>very sacrastic. And sort of an ass sometimes

>24 y/o
>Failed out of college program because of depression and severe agoraphobia issues
>Have trouble working because after four hours, my mind starts to panic from being in one place too long and I go into panic attacks
>Have state vocational rehab pretty much give up on me after a year of working with me, and they deferred me to a specialty center for adults with autism
>published a book, it sold 8 copies
>Schedule typically breaks down to wake up, work for 3 hours, browse internet and remember how much of a failure I am, vidya, sleep.

>24
>job I hate
>mum kicked me out but I live with my grandparents
>only hobby I ever had was drawing but since about a year ago my wrists hurt if I try to use a pencil for more than 30 minutes
>no social life, literally just go between work and my room
>never had a bf irl
>my entire family is fit and athletic except for me

>I can't believe you were brought on at a salary of more than $150,000
Not that user but here's your mistake. Total comp at google can be absolutely crazy particularly if you did a PhD in a fashionable area like deep learning. I can totally see it.

Cost of living doesn't have to be totally out of control in the bay area either if you have no life and don't give a fuck.

>18
>volcel until baby making
>8/10 face
>3/10 personality
>Confused and scared for future
>blackpilled
>Dispassionate
>Struggle finding meaning in dreams or goals
>Loves philosophy (metaphysics the most)
>I have no real world dreams or goals
>Incredibly Lazy
>Trying to fight rising misanthropy
>Terrified of very possible future as a NEET

fair enough, fair enough,,,im envious now

>19yo
>no friends
>massive social phobia
>high school dropout
>poor
>lonely as shit
>no hobbies
>Don't really feel emotions
>will probably become an hero before the end of summer
>rather die than go to school again

>24 years old, turning 25 in another three weeks
>junior in university
>get paid $1,000 per month to work for an hour every five, Monday through Friday
>recently readmitted to school after taking time off
>traveled to dozens of countries--probably 35 or 40--since I was 19
>did Mexico, Egypt, Tanzania and India last summer and winter
>just got done with a month-long working vacation in CDMX, currently posting from Kolkata, India
>had two long-term relationships and slept around plenty but currently single

>used to be a turbo-autist who couldn't small talk or flirt with women
>severely bullied all throughout high school and middle school
>discovered Jow Forums when I was 15 or 16

>tfw can't make myself leave, even though I can't relate to 90% of the threads posted on non-/trv/ and non-/out/ boards

>27
>live with mom
>NEET as of a month ago after 3 years of wagecucking for less than a liveable wage
>when I started work I thought it would help improve my social anxiety, it didn't, it's worse than ever
>have absolutely no desire to go through the hell of finding another job
>even less desire to work said job (not lazy, just can't put up with people's bullshit at this point)
>whole family pretty much hates me
>recently realized that even if I did get my own place and all that bullshit I'd still be unhappy because society and humanity are shit
>I cringe every time see people doing what it is that they do or hear them talk
>I truly hate humanity

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Try xanax for social anxiety. My therapist perscribed it to me, and i'm taking it in relatively low doses. .25mg. It's doing wonders.

>20 year old
>Sorta working as an independent artist, but might as well be a neet
>literally autistic
>family is a bunch of nutjobs

>Turning 28 in December
>Still live with mother
>No friends
>Haven't been outside in 2 years
>Share a bed with my gay 25 year old brother
>Lie in bed browsing the internet for hours only getting up to use the bathroom or to get something to eat/drink

This is my doing so I can't be upset by it. If I wanted to change l would at least put in the tiniest amount of effort. I'm going to die on this mattress and I'm fine with it.

Because everyone else here is a paragon of uniqueness and depth.

>18
>going to college
>virgin
>skinny
>below average face
>like feet
>sleeping schedule is always fucked
>lost all hope in life
At least it took you 30 years to do so. You're probably happier than me XD

>Have a man could dream of.
>Can't enjoy any of it

Edgy b8

>14 (inb4 reeee)
>good social life
>have chick friends but girls that im interested in play me
>min wage job
>skinny but muscular
>pretty much universally liked, i would say I have charm
>things are pretty good

Dude, you'll get banned

I'll bite, since we're anonymous
>born
>father goes to prison at age 2
>mom is a junky whore who graduates to dealing weed, then meth
>she goes to prison at 11, not because of drugs, because of the severe abuse and neglect of myself
>go to foster care, then my grandparents get custody
>age 14 mom is out and I'm back with her, just because that's the way the law works fuckin lulz
>age 15 start doing meth, start selling it at high school, just because I want to murder everyone I see and I hate them for their lives they have
>age 17 arrested for multiple felonies, narrowly avoid a 20 yr prison sentence, sent to funny farm instead
>I don't leave until 19, given a grant to go to culinary school, start living in a halfway house
>graduate, get my own place, my own things
>work for years, 60/70/80 hr work weeks for years, no friends, no boyfriend, no sex, repressed because of sexual abuse
>age 27, start losing my mind, lose my job, can no longer keep my shit together at all
>age 28, more losing my mind, have to take in room mates because while I have a home I am now fairly broke can not cover the bills
>age 29, further mind loss, I am desperately lonely and completely broken and now I'm in this thread

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can you give us a trailer of the suicide note?

>20yo
>Black sheep of the family
>Volunteer at a bird shelter
>Lost 20kg or 44lbs (been overweight all my life)
>Aspergers
>No ambition for anything
>Spend my days listening to music or watching top gear videos
>Shit at vidya but I don't really care abt that
>Bad posture
>Can talk to people but girls are repulsed by me
>Sleep w/ a pony plushie
>Take Lorazepam 2.5mg 2/3 times a week
>Going ti move out soon but can't make a dish or run a wash

>27 year old
>physically disabled, bad posture, receding hair, used to be attractive, close to 8/10, but being so ill for majority of my life turned me into 4 or 5/10 on a good day
>bullying and abusive family turned me into a cripple at 13
>poor
>no kiss or sex ever, held hands and rejected a red flag slut once because she was way too crazy
>was an intellectual, won contests and was chosen to represent my school at competitions, but due to my illness eventually lost all my intelligence, all my hobbies were abandoned too because I couldn't pursue them due to sickness and ever since finishing college I stayed as a neet shutin
>used to enjoy fighting against the despair and realization of just how fucked I was and carrying on living and enjoying myself in spite of it, but for the last three years I feel like offing myself more and more often because the start of hair loss really showed me just how stacked the odds were against me since the very beginning

>25 khv
>eastern europe
>tall, fat and ugly
>chronic depression which makes me apathetic to everything
>stutter
>work for 450 euros but about to quit the job
>going to get drafted into army
>cant stop comparing myself to other people especially younger successful bro

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>18
>BRfag
>Poor
>first year college
>unemployed atm
>will start working in the police
>no frenz, am able to do small talk with collegetards so I don't have to do group activities alone though
>no gf
>kissless virgin
>Not fat but need to start working out
>No will to live
>Spend most of my time procrastinating
>Terrible sleeping patterns (it's 5:30 am here and I didn't sleep)
I believe I'm not doing so bad

>work for 450 euros but about to quit the job
wtf, do you have a college degree?
>>going to get drafted into army
Me too

Yo man you sound like you need some friends to talk to, yknow, howsabout you add me on discord cus like I need friends too :)

Now that I think about it I'mma do a green texterino haha memes boy am I severely depressed.

op get a life and job please ffs its not that hard

i am your conscience
hello, we haven't talked in awhile
how are you
i'm fine

>>plans to Hero before going honeless
yeah i'd kill myself too if i was in your shoes
where do you even live