Convinced the local gym braphog I'm some sort of Chad
Now shes sending me nudes and inviting me out to go clubbing. I can't even bob my head without feeling weird
Fuck I'm way in over my head I feel like I'm going to get exposed. I like my gym, what do i do
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>what do i do
You post the rest of the pics
you can either
>A) Ghost her, and she'll feel like she did something wrong and try harder to fuck you until you can just say "come over now"
or
>B) Ghost her until she realizes you're actually a fucking lose and tells all her gym stacies/bros, and they all laugh behind your back.
The Chad is a mindset.
Free your mind, and the Chad will follow.
you are going to get exposed like all chads. this is why they don't find soulmates. Approaching relationships to fornicate is fraudulent and only ends poorly. Repent.
Not many people around here dance at clubs, they stand there in groups and talk about what club they want to go to next
Pretty sad, desperate scene and if she's a part of it and sending you nudes that easy she's not worth more than one night
Are you stupid?
Just tell her straight up you're not going clubbing and for her to come over instead
Or invite her over to drink before going out and just grab her ass and tell her "I'd rather see this ass bounce on my dick than bounce at the club" her pussy will wet and you're good to go
That's a tremendous dumper
Take her out what have you got to lose
Tell her you can't dance for shit if you can't just go with it and tell her (not autistically) that you wanna eat her pussy, be subtle ffs when you say this don't blurt it out
If she's sending you this pics and i'm not being epically troled then just take her out OP, getting pics like this guarantee that she wants the dick all you have to do is not majorly fuck it up
She’s ugly as hell and quite frankly obese
that woman has my mother's ass..go for it op..try your hardest to fake being normal.
ayy lmao
I guess going clubbing is not ideal for an autisman. So just tell her you're not into that and basically act like you don't give two fucks about her and her clubs and she will most likely go with you or just stop caring.
this man of intellect is right 2/10 would not bang
Show us her nudes. That's the least you could do bro.
>I'd rather see this ass bounce on my dick than go to the club
Jesus this is on the same level as making her eat a bowl of eggs.
this. in 1st year of hs i basically did this to a 9/10 that i made out with while drunk at a party(this is europe) just that it wasnt my intention i was your basic 5-6/10 sperg and didnt really know what to talk to her about so i just stopped replying after a while, so a mutual friend(female) says that she is wondering what she did wrong and im like nothing i just dont feel like talking with her anymore long story short she falls for me go out for like a month or two and just ghost her again but this time since i realized that she is genuinely boring as a person
saw her last year at a party and tried to talk with her, seems she was still salty
This exquisite specimen of a human is right.
take some phenibut the day youre supposed to go out and youll lose any/all anxiety. Don't drink more than 1 or 2 drinks though youll blackout tf out
Doesn't matter what you say as you long as make the physical contact and speak with a command I tone.
I started getting laid way more when I stopped listening to what girls said and just went for it
Get her to eat your ass or swallow your load behind a dumpster ASAP. That way even if your cover is blown later she won't dare ridicule you in public, knowing you could also expose her.
I always found clubs better because I'm not expected to talk much
Uh what? Lol
>cant tell where ass ends and legs begin
>braphog
pick one
... wait
European girls are straight up hookers anyways.
Post the fucking nudes
Grinding isn’t that hard keep faking it then after the night take her back to yours fuck her and never speak to her again
how did you go about it
theres this top qt brapgirl at my gym, shes kinda smiley to me but we never spoke
Op here
Dont you banned for posting nudes on Jow Forums
use imgur or some shit
No, not anymore. Regardless, as a moderator I would make the exception.
kek
GOD
>9/10
>just ghosted her
>genuinely boring as a person
holy fuck Europeans are the most cucked and confoundingly dumb people on the fucking planet. How can you all be so intelligent and so fucking absurdly stupid at the same time. It's a genetic miricle you bros have made it this far. You don't even want to fuck anymore.
Please please please show me her breast
Nigga post some more ass pics tf u doing
imagine having a daughter
Based and this
The local cinema called, one of its projectors is missing
Post more pics for legitimate advice
Where‘s the rest
Bait?
What does that got to do with me you fucking loser.
Post nudes bro
>Convinced the local gym braphog I'm some sort of Chad
How did you manage this user?
What about sexual physical contact and dancing around so many people? I mean, you gotta admit, it is very intimidating, especially for a man with astigmautism
This cap never fails to make me laugh
Op here
I want legitimate non-meme advice now.
She's definitely the hottest girl I've ever dated. What would you do if you were me
Lying mostly
Pretended I was a low inhibition extrovert idk
>get some phenibut and maybe cialis
>practice dancing to house music/drake without moving much, like just shoulders, knees, head bobbing, subtle rhythm.
>get your haircut short on the sides, long on the top.
>wear a black t shirt, selvedge jeans, good sneakers.
you got this.
Decent milkers
Im also well known in my gym and she's kinda new
kek
well if you really can't dance then tell her that and just invite her over for some drinks. OR you can invite her over without telling her you can't dance and say you are going to the club after some drinks at your place and when she is drunk you make your move without even giving her a chance to drag you to the club.
>definitely the hottest girl I've ever dated
dont let your dreams be dreams, if the face is >8/10 make her gf
Is she a fatty?
Literally just go out, she'll get drunk and bone you, and go out for breakfast the next day. Then you can decide based on a sober post-fuck conversation whether you want to pursue it further or just ghost her.
Also nice chebs
more?
>lying for braps
a stain on your honor user.
5'5
135 lbs
It's like 100% of her fat goes to her ass and bust. Her mom is like this too
if she sent you pictures of her tits you can simply say "hey lets go to my apartment, have a few beers and then we can go to the club" drink a little while talking about random shit that happened while you were hanging out and after a laugh aproach her and kiss her, after that is pretty certain that you'll fuck, then you go clubbing, tell her you got too drunk after another beer there and go home
This but don't cum inside her until after said breakfast. u gotta make sure before you make that kind of comittment you know bros/
>100% of her fat goes to her ass and bust
I want a gf like this GOD
>look like chad
>walk like chad
>talk like chad
>act like chad
>internally: a void
>don't approach women because it's just a matter of time until i'm exposed
how 2 soulgains
YOU SHOULD FUCKING HIT THAT YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER
Fix your childhood.
but user, i can't do that
haha, be careful not to cut yourself on that tounge of yours OP
How do you become so incomprehensibly incompetent at shit like this? You have a thot practically begging for dick and you're worried about dancing.
Nigga just tell her youre gonna come over to her house and pound her pussy or something like that, you are already past the "how do I make a good impression" point, your dick is basically halfway in.
You have faked it enough where you're on that point you might become actual Chad or drop the ball and continue the same as you are.
Fake it more, do what Chad would do, what would Chad do? send her a picture of his own and ask "you apartment or mine?" and fuck her brains out.
Don't dissapoint us Plaboy the sequel.
and one on her panties
ooops... haha
i gotta great book on how to integrate childhood trauma man
i know some 2 braphogs like this at my gym
ones like 30 and other is my age or tiny bit younger perhaps
holy fuck its sexy
ok what is it
ok man but its not the easiest process but so is getting fit yknow?
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bruh just get her to come over. She's sending pics you're 85% done with the job man. Hell, go out to the club and get touchy with her, she wants your dick man.
Get drunk, tell her you're not the best dancer and that "you'll have to teach me some moves ;)" girls like teaching guys how to dance
Anybody have the gun reloading dancing user webm? You could do the same he did
If she is a frequent club goer do not go to the club. If you don't know how to dance you will get cucked. Lets just play this out. You guys go to the club. Have some drinks. You both are getting drunk and getting physical. Next thing you know she is trying to dance on you but you just stand there awkwardly or just dance terribly. Now this drunk girl gets tired of you and dances with some real chad that can dance near by. Just get her to your place and make your move. Do not go to the club unless you can dance.
>that clip changing move
kek every single time