Guys I've fucked up bad I just came all over my mom's underwear in her room she's going to be home any minute
Guys I've fucked up bad I just came all over my mom's underwear in her room she's going to be home any minute
Ian Hernandez
Christopher Brown
Holy fuck user my sides lol
Kevin Brown
Easy, burn them
Caleb Morales
user, shit. You are fucked. I dunno, come up with a lie and throw them in the washer. Make sure your lie is solid.
James Powell
Wash it with cold water, try to not rub it in further and blow dry it. For me this always worked when i got cum on my clothes.
Christopher Wilson
>Guys I've fucked up bad I just came all over my mom's underwear
that's fucked up man
Jace Allen
Lanigiro is still Lanigiro.
Charles Evans
Hide the underwear in your wardrobe and put them in the washing machine when she's not looking.
That is assuming you just came on a piece of underwear. If it's her entire underwear you pretty much fucked up.
Jackson Nelson
hide it now and destroy it when you get the chance. she won't ask you about it. make sure you hide it well or you might fuck yourself over so much that I can't even begin to describe it
Dylan Perez
Ask your father some large sum and if he asks why make this face:
Julian Barnes
Explained for autistic :
She'll believe he did it and he's gonna've a great time...
Carson Powell
take a shit on the underwear to cover up the cum
Isaiah Stewart
Get every other kid on the neighbourhood to cum on them to hide your cum.
Eli Young
Genius. Better thought nuts then having to compromise nuts.. No money but safer.
Wouldn't piss work even better? Or puke. With puke could claim that lost it JUST then and there... Would have to dirt some extra ones so might as well jack on them also.
Grayson Bell
Throw shit in her drawer and say you accidentally spilled it looking for some thread
Take the panties and pull them through a washing store
Aiden Stewart
Impractical unless episode of CSI:FAP
William Ortiz
MIT geniuses suggested arson. There's no other way.
Charles Nelson
>hit yourself real hard in the eye, hard enough to give yourself a black eye
>then grab a beer bottle and jam the narrow end up your ass, preferably enough to cause rectal bleeding
>tell mom a nigger broke in, punched you in the face, raped you and came all over her panties before jumping out the back window
steal some of her jewelry and pawn it later to make yourself feel better about your achy boyhole
Luis Gutierrez
>cums on mom's underwear
Degenerate scum.
Welcome to the club...
Robert Miller
They'd arson after.
Sebastian Watson
OP is either dead or banging mom by now.
Carson Bell
>samples DNA
Whoops forgot bout that part
Noah Diaz
OP. You must... Eat....you must eat your own nut.... Its the only way....
Colton Edwards
tell her what you did without breaking eye contact to display dominance
Ian Phillips
Throw it in the laundry and wash it brainlet
If it's important for an occasion somehow then rip in spaghetti
Oliver Garcia
OP should say he was making a sandwich, then you clumsily spilled Mayo on it.