What is the most powerful gains goblin?

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You've been reading to many size-difference
doujins

Height has no correlation to D size. Mathematically he most likely has an average size one, which would look very unfortunate on his massive frame.

Shared this with gf, now getting head

Kek

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Lack of sleep/working night shift

this is the most powerful cope I have ever seen. Yeah sure, the only part of the body that doesn't correlate with height is the part you're lacking in... hmmm...

Women

Every culture in the world made a point of abstaining from them before engaging in masculine activities

Mom

I've been in a relationship with my GF for a year and we're both slimmer and lift more than when we met each other.

The thing in the mirror

>Height has no correlation to D size
it doesn't
fuck some 6'+ guys, their dicks are still average
lol

when I drink, my lifts go down the next day too.

heroin is a pretty big gains goblina, opiates decrease t levels too

What a brainlet fucking response, I hope you feel suitably embarrassed

well obviously it isn't 100% correlation
some 7 foot guys will have a microdick
some 4 foot guys will have 9 inch dicks
but on average the taller you age and the bigger your frame, the bigger your dick is.

>I hope you feel suitably embarrassed
le epic comeback my fellow gent

see

i think this makes some sense, but I would guess it would be like the IQ distribution between men and women
>for the bigger part there is a huge overlap

Still I don't know if it's true.

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please link some. this is my fetish

it's true, like how a 6 foot guy on average has longer arms and fingers, toes, bigger ears, nose, everything.

that doesn't mean a manlet won't have a bigger whatever but on average he won't. Good for you if you do, but a 7 foot tall guy with a giant frame will mostly have a bigger dick than a 5 foot tall guy with a girly frame

I'm flattered you're thinking of me

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biggest gains goblins = having kids. seriously, can't even take a shit without being interrupted let alone find time to get a decent workout in
>in b4 work out after they go to bed

they wake up every 2-4 hours, so in addition to not lifting you end up being sleep-deprived. FML

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Social life

>tfw 6'4'' and only average dick

Time.

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Parents are th biggest gains goblins b cause they always want to feed you. GFs are the second biggest because they always want you to feed them.

Just lift the kids. As they grow, they'll get heavier and you will grow stronger.

>tfw shaq is wasting his genes
He should do what Lavar Ball did and marry a 6'3" nordic white woman to create the most athletic, cerebral basketball player ever

My 2 roommates are constantly sniffing fishscale, smoking cigarettes and ripping a bong. They eat trash tier Chinese takeout every night. 4 liters of Coca Cola per day. All they do is play vidya all day and never want to go out and socialize. Absolute portraits of terrible health, the both of them, and constantly trying to drag me into their sad weekend long sleepless benders.

I live with the gains goblins.

fuck injuries, that's why I don't play sports or do activities anymore
>torn calf
>broken wrist
>tennis elbow
>broken toe
>pulled hammy

I'm 100% a boomer now at 29. Haven't played sports in 3 years. It's a pure life goblin how it makes everyday things slower and stressful. I'll play catch or dribble, but I'll never fucking run/juke/fall.

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oh yeah, my gym you has the entrance hallway with shit on the sides, so there is bathroom and then glassview of the basketball court, I cracked a sip and saw someone tear his acl. I think it took him like 7 months to play again

>old friend of mine from HS went skiing (once)
>shattered his leg, no longer has an ACL, can barely walk, can never run again
yeah I feel ya. I've never been into sports, thank christ.

> this antinatalist shit
Ok

>What is the most powerful gains goblin?
Cardio

She can suck hsi dick standing up

mandatory

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Athletics

could be worse user
>tfw 6'2" and below average dick

>be me
>6'7.5 (half an inch makes all the difference)
>5.5 inch tallywacker
> :(

>tfw 5’10
>7.5” donger
BASED

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Loss of hope.

there's actually a slight correlation with height and erect penis size
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/bju.13010
given that benis size depends also on your Hgh levels, it's not suprising, but testosterone levels, and the efficiency of your benis testosterone receptors during puberty, weight much greater in the equation

The only gains goblin is yourself. If you are not willing ot discipline yourself, and allow yourself to be taken in by urges and desires that don't further your goals, you are your own gains goblin.

gf/wife and jobs that are understaffed that need you to work over time and come in on your days off a lot.

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