Just robbed these from Holland and Barrett

if i don't shit on you for stealing can i have some?

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Is the stealing to cope about something?
Did you think Jow Forums would be proud of you or are you searching for the hate?

Not in Costco they arnt. They are ten for £15

London?
Do the math then kid I have 35 from one shop in the matter of 5 minutes stay jelly

It’s exciting

And I get free protein

you may have stole those yummy bars.... but you also stole my heart!

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they are too expensive to just buy that's for sure.
desu though you should only shoplift what you NEED if you are that poor. If i'm stuck then I'll steal milk, greek yogurt, bread, chicken, etc
the other day I did steal some protein shakes/bars from poundland but only like 1 of each because I hadn't eaten in 2 days

just be careful dude

nah sorry halifax

sweet. theyre actually really nice

>robbed
Unless you used force or threat of force, no, you committed larceny.

Fudge brownie and cookies and cream are goat but I’m not too sure about the dark chocolate mint that’s not really my thing
Yeah I’m not poor I can afford all the main shit I need like chicken tuna eggs etc but I guess it’s the thrill you get from a big haul that I enjoy, they taste nicer when they’re free cause I know I haven’t paid £5 for 3 of them

My presence of my sheer mass being in the shop was thread of force

also be careful feeding a shoplifting addiction, I've been through drug addictions and the feeling is kind of similar (obviously drugs are better). If you get caught you'll be embarrassed pretty hard. If you aren't poor then don't do it man, it's kind of retarded, i know stolen food feels better when you have the money, but when you're poor it stops feeling good really. i still got a rush if I shoplifted for drug money.

i'd spare yourself the trouble desu mate, they're not even that good macro wise, if you can afford it then just go for decent protein sources, it's your call though if you want to keep giving into your shoplifting urges

desu there are much worse things then shop lifting. for example take a shower then taking a shit.

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lmao you are so poor the shop probably took pity on you and pretended not to see you steal them. fuck it feels great having money and buying things, something a poorfag like you cant comprehend or ever had the pleasure of doing. Stay poor!

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dude, he's obviously taking pleasure in buttmad anons like you replying to him. Shoplifting is fine if you're actually poor and need it, but when he gets caught and the shop detectives empty his bad in front of everyone he won't be so quick to do it again. chances are they have him on CCTV too, which they share with other stores/put pictures of him in the back room

Lend me a fiver mate

im not buttmad i just feel great lnowing im better than him haha i can afford probably 10x what he has. poor people make me rich. t.23 yrs old and opened my jewelry store from zero, niggers like him are good for business
get a job hoodlum

Holland and Barrett don’t have store detectives usually just 3 women working the shop floor
CCTV isn’t an issue as I wear a hat and me and my mate usually switch up which stores we go to in about a 20 mile radius

What's your stealing technique?

>exciting
>free protein

Same as prison, which is where your nigger arse is headed if you keep this shit up

We go in the store and size up how many members of staff there are, the position of the stuff we’re after and how often they’re eyeballing us to see if they know what we’re up to

Just a game of hit and miss sometimes it’s possible sometimes it’s not, first two shops we went in I only got 6 bars, the last one had one member of staff the bars were at the back of the shop and she didn’t look at us once so we just filled our bags

After filling your bag or concealing something on your waistband make sure you linger around for abit longer and see how the staff react to see if they’ve seen you or not, if you have a gut feeling just dump them back on the shelf, remember you’ve not committed a crime until you’ve walked out

I’m white as fuck mate

Take stuff and don't pay

not being poor
this

Well you're an honourary nigger now. Congratulations. Enjoy your chocolate bars, big man.

based I do the same shit ignore all the other buttmad anons ITT

I never steal from local businesses cause that's actually hurting someone, but there's no reason not to steal from walmart or other big corporations

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The law is for people who don't lift.

Fuck outta here nigga I sell Bush weed to crackers like you for £30 a gram and claim it’s Cali weed hahahahha

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>being able to affordthings is being buttmad.
no i just hate how poor people dont contribute to the economy. at least niggers buy gold chains and they end up coming back for more.
i figured you were a faggot inhaler as well. Stay poor and drugged haha

Exactly, id never steal from a family owned business cause I respect the come up but Is Holland and Barrett going to be effected from this happening every few months? No chance

im from cali. a place you'll never be able to afford LOL best thing you can do is window shop on google

WAKEY WAKEY WAGIES

I know more about this than you I can almost guarantee it, a hat is meaningless, it doesn't cover your face, you'll be surprised how clear a picture of your face they have, they will share that picture of you with other stores, not just holland and barrett.
if you have a car and all that then I don't know why you're driving 20 miles to shoplift a few protein bars...

also doing it with a friend is gay as fuck lol, you're not even doing it for money. Driving dozens of miles to pinch a few chocolate bars with a friend is pretty lame dude. when it's the same charge, why don't you just get something that you can actually make money from ,or something you need?

lastly, 2 muscly men shoplifting from a store with a couple of old women in probably frightens them, I don't shoplift in these situations because it's just dumb. they may have just let you go because they didn't feel like stopping a couple of jacked autists from stealing chocolate bars.
You remind me of when 14 year olds shoplift for fun but you're over 18 and just sound like a weirdo.

keep an eye out for your picture in the back of the local paper/online lol

I don’t smoke this myself mate