Tommorow you will have gained a power

>Decay embodiment. Control over the forces of rot, necrosis, and plague.

I am become death.

I guess I use my newfound godhood to maintain the forces of entropy in balance with the forces of creation and take a hard true neutral stance, as powers of death would be disastrous if abused.

Also someone has to oppose the people like so they dont try and become gods.

When I'm not managing the world's entropy and knocking other less restrained godlike figures down a few pegs I'll work as an epidemiologist. Perfect cover to be able to minimize suffering as I sow death and keep an eye on the entropy of the world and make sure I'm balancing things right. Also visiting the sick would allow me to act as a grim reaper or charon of sorts, give a face to death and comfort to those dying.

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I use it to manipulate someone into being my nice bf

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Easy pal disease is under my domain. The forces of destruction must balance with creation you are a god now you cant exercise your newfound powers in petty revenge for injustices received as a mortal.

Great power and great responsibility and all that. I'd be happy to leave your sphere of disease to you I dont want to step on any toes, but abuse your authority and I'll age you into dust.

Want to get some drinks? All the robots who gain powers in the sphere of entropy should coordinate our efforts so we dont throw the universe out of whack.

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>induce gluttony
Able to cause hunger or people to become gluttonious/fat.

All chads are now 300kg, all sloots are now gaining fat until they die.

Chads will witness robots finally making it.

>telekinesis, but only on distant things.

1. Undress random adults in the street and make them fuck each other.

2. Steal loads of money

3. Throw rocks, no, boulders at poachers and other scummy people.

I ll kill you too faggot
you re not immortal

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kinetic_Energy_Absorption

I would be able to jump from a high place and use the energy for...
Hell, I don't even know what I would use it for. I don't know if it's because I'm drunk or cause I don't have any real moral values.

Fuck me, I just wanted to reply to a fun superpower thread.

In the end, I guess I would just have fun with it.

How is it abuse if I'm just trying to fix humanity?

why not try and become a action actor oor something
you could make tons of money

>almighty law creation
>able to make unbreakable laws
first order of business: outlaw all powers except my own
second order of business: decree that cute boys are physically unable to have an orgasm unless they are caged and use their hole.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Resurrection
>I can bring myself back from the dead

I've been looking forward to dying and now I can't enjoy it.

>definition of power is loose
>some consider being alive a power
>humanity dies

I'm studying Computer Science and I wouldn't change it for anything since it's something I've loved since I was a high schooler. I don't really think it's a good idea to say this in this board, but maybe I wouldn't know how to use it because I pretty much love my life right now. And the parts I hate couldn't be changed with that superpower anyway.

On another note, anyone else comes to the conclusion that showing their power off would attract CIA or any other agency when fantasizing about this kind of thing?

yeah but with the right power you wouldn t have to fear them

>sealing energy manipulation
I don't know what I'd do with this doesn't seem especially useful so I'd just remain the same.

Who needs a robot uprising when I can just recreate reality itself?

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>Event sealing
>The power to seal any/all events and prevent them happening or affecting history.
No powers for u fuckers

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>lord over all Beasts
>mundane and mythological
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ziz
get this guy to kill the superrich elite

>intelligence enhancement
Awesome.
Super scientist is a role I always wanted to be able to fill.

>remote hypnosis
Looks like I can make everybody do whatever I want

>technomagic
This was my destiny.
I will design some cool shit to make money from my vast armories, build myself a force field so my own machinations won't destroy me, build a scythe to enter a magic realm to further gain power, etc.

By all intents and purposes, I am a neutral power. Although I tend to help our own armies. As for me, I use my cloaking devices and teleportation to do as I please. Expect me to have fun, but also expect me to just intervene when someone's about to fall or get shot. I will make sure people are safe.

As you can tell, I should try to live anonymously.

>death negation
I just dare you bastards to try and kill me.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tonfa_Proficiency

is my power literally just being good at hitting people with sticks?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Artificial_Life_Creation

I would make myself the perfect gf and live happily ever after

>depressant manipulation
Perfect.
I fix myself and all other robots.
Give all Chads and women depression.

Trade Intuition
I guess I'll become a billionaire through the stock market.

>Destroyer Deity
I guess I'll have to stop from stopping me from wrecking shit.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Preservation_Manipulation
all i know is that with this i can finally break the shit out of everything in my home without having to worry about the shit i break later

>hey, this looks like a good escapism thread to distract me from my eating disorder and the constant hunger
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I can summon literally anything or anyone, and they're instantly loyal.
So, I guess I won the power lottery? I can literally make anime real.

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>tfw you are a mary-sue now

>Weather Perception
>I control the weather now
Bend the knee or suck a lightning bolt

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I would kill many, many people, and be invincible. The stronger i get the easier it is to kill and the more spite i gain. Is this even fair?

asshole faggot cunt

Difficulty manipulation. Already on lowest difficulty, fuck.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pillar_Projection
That would be cool. I would mostly try to use that for good. Way to overpowered it doesn't really show any limitations about what kind of matter or if it's only matter that's around, or a range of matter that's effected. I'd mostly use that to build things or structures. Way too many ways to abuse that power.

Hahaha apparently my powers haven't developed at all yet so I can be anything sounds like life.

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Dimensional Manipulation bruh, get fucked

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hope_Manipulation
Steal all hope from Chads and give it to robots.