What unironically makes coffee people act this way

what unironically makes coffee people act this way

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people addicted to caffeine get very bad headaches if they quit suddenly.

people who talk about coffee used to shop at Hot Topic.

Coffee is literally a drug dumbfuck

Well, they're addicted to caffeine. Not having it means that they're being bombarded with stress signals which interfere with their attention.
Also, since they habitually consume a chemical which competes with adenosine for receptors in their brain, so they probably produce more adenosine than they would otherwise and are thus tired and cranky.

Also, fuck yourself and your mother not-coffee-drinking person. People like you cause riots like this with your need to but into other peoples' business.

If you go cold turkey with caffeine you get withdrawal symptoms. Depending on how much you drink a day it can be severe.
It's a drug user.

>implying this story is real
It was probably a few people pissed off, and some normie decided to exaggerate it into a 'literal riot' for facebook points

Yes, it's the headachey, "I'd rather not talk to you right now" kind of addiction, rather than the "Give the me the pills and nobody has to die" kind.

I'm up to five cans of monster a day because my boss refuses to give me a drug waiver to use speed or cocaine. Asshole. Anyway it fucking sucks, I even have to have 3-4 cans on my days off or I get terrible headaches and lose all hand eye coordination.

Coffee people are extra salty about not having coffee because they think drinking bitter drinks makes them adult or manly, kind of like IPA faggots. I find that energy drink / cider drinkers are much more laid back and cool.

i never implied i believe the story is real.
i believe they were pissed off though and i know niggers on facebook exaggerate everything

>implying asuka drinks coffee

>he doesn't know about the coffee

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If they can't get it there they can get it at a coffee shop or just bring their own.

Replacing the pop machines with water is a good idea, sugar kills. But what did they expect when they removed the coffee machine?

coffee is such a pleb tier way of injesting caffeine. I use pills myself and it is far more effective.

I know you've never had a job but man, caffeine makes shift work a lot fucking easier. When you gotta wake up at varying times every few days of the week there is no way to be awake enough to function properly.

>One person dies from drinking 18 energy drinks a day for 5 years
>Dude don't drink that energy drink don't you know people die from those

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why does this guy post as a weeb

It's not easy working third shift jobs without artificial stimulation.

URGH.
DON'T TALK TO ME UNTIL I'VE HAD MY COFFEE.

When I worked the night shift, I was tired all the time. I drank a cup of coffee during my shift or right before to make it less miserable. I'm pretty sure it has something to do with your circadian rhythm being fucked up by staying up all night and sleeping during the day.

I fucking hate coffee. I only use nicotine, energy drinks, and caffeine pills for stimulation

I would love to throw boiling coffee to the face of one of those addicts

>anime profile pic
>normie

>he doesn't bring his own caffeine

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People placebo themselves into believing they literally cannot function without caffeine, this belief is reaffirmed to them when they get headaches or sluggish due to not having caffeine. You know, because they consume it daily and their bodies are coming off the effects