What lifts do I need for her to become my gf? She is literally perfect like an angel I think I'm in love

What lifts do I need for her to become my gf? She is literally perfect like an angel I think I'm in love.

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Neck hangs 1 rep x 1 set

also she has terminal coal burner face, which is unfortunate. She will be dealt with accordingly on That Day.

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>terminal coal burner face
Don't know about that, but she is definitely a slut, based on that "dress" alone.

I know this is bait but whatever

you need to stop pursing one person. there is nothing you can do to make someone else be attracted to you. all you can do is be someone that attracts the type of person you want. and you have to be observant to pick up on the signs and not spill spaghetti when responding to them

she followed me on IG

Post body pls

Be a 6 foot muscular slightly above average face white guy with some bodyfat to make him look thicker and has a well paying stable job

Wtf is a coal burner face? A strong jaw? doesnt make sense if strong jawed white women go for black dudes who have big ass lips and weak chins

>there is nothing you can do to make someone else be attracted to you. all you can do is be someone that attracts the type of person you want

as a 30yo boomer kissless handholdless virgin I had to learn it the hard way. don't make the same mistake I've been doing my whole life, user

if you don't know her there is at least a 60% chance it's a bot

Im a 20%bf+ PLer

*snap*

That Day?

Lift her into your trunk and she is yours for as long as you please. As long as you dont get caught and give her plenty of food and water you can also bathe her and dress her up in something pretty ;)

>terminal coal burner face,
What? I swear Jow Forums just makes shit up now. We've gone way past "sharp knees" at this point.

>getting oneitis
one day you'll learn young one
listen to yourself tho, you're a cringey faggot

Huh i think i fucked this thot two weeks ago, forgot her name tbqh.
Pussy is roastie but anal was god tier.
Ill try making a video with her next time then post it here just to spite OP

What does pol have to do with this? Coal burner has been used since before the internets you dumb newfag
I bet you get extremely butthurt at nigger jokes because you're shallow and retarded

Shut up you pathetic faggot. You and your loser friends on /pol aren't going to do anything. You are all gutless cowards

>t. Nigger
Can you trust your nigga Tyrone to cover your back homeslice?

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All of them

>describes me perfectly

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I meant the term "terminal coal burner face" you stupid mongoloid. Learn some basic reading comprehension. Classic Jow Forums incel sperging out when he's exposed. Go back to your home board, asshat. Stupid fucks who have never even seen a gym shitting up Jow Forums.

I am sure half the abby posts on Jow Forums are posted by the thot her self.

>That Day?

The day of the rope, faggot, now go back to plebbit.

I expected someone like you. What did you expect?

And you dont know what terminal and face means?? Jfc just because its added its another Word/jargon you dumb incel turbo fuckwit.
>b-but Jow Forums
Let me guess, you're a new faggot nigger and gets bootie blasted easily. Stay mad

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Would rape is she refused me/10

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>that shirt
Yep, the another user was right. She’s got the terminal coal burner face.

Ampollo is wife material. Prove me wrong

meh I fucked hundreds of women better than that thot. Get fucked virgin neckbeard

FPBP

wow that's amazing considering literally millions of men fit that description

I can't wait

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Fuck you you little faggot. She's my waifu and I'll give my life and gains to defend her. She's a goddess keep LARPING.

>le newfag XD
try again dipshit
>coalburner face
You are literally trying to argue that someone is genetically predisposed to fuck niggers. Do you know how retarded you sound? "She looks like she fucks niggers" That's literally the most sour grapes shit I've ever heard. You see a pretty girl and you get mad, knowing that your misshaped bloated ass will never leave your mom's basement so you say she fucks niggers. Please do your dad a favor and kill yourself.
>b-b-but Jow Forums
Only a self righteous, eternally asspained Jow Forums poster would have the cognitive dissonance to hold such terrible logic.

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someone post THAT video where she purposefully wears the loose, oversized bikini that keeps bouncing from her shaved crotch riiight up to her clit. shit is stil the most deliberate instagram thot baiting I've ever seen. they even edit around the slips.

I looked up at her channel but from the thumbnails and titles I can't tell. she's in a blue and white bikini in the first minute or so.

Waste of oxygen

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just keep posting on Jow Forums I'm sure it'll work out for you
or maybe talk to her you fucking retard

>You are literally trying to argue that someone is genetically predisposed to fuck niggers. Do you know how retarded you sound? "She looks like she fucks niggers" That's literally the most sour grapes shit I've ever heard. You see a pretty girl and you get mad, knowing that your misshaped bloated ass will never leave your mom's basement so you say she fucks niggers. Please do your dad a favor and kill yourself.
I dont care about that, how the fuck do you came to the conclusion that it was Jow Forumss fault for new terminology? Break it down for me you actual retard. Post proof you nitwit
>Only a self righteous, eternally asspained Jow Forums poster would have the cognitive dissonance to hold such terrible logic.
So you have never been on Jow Forums, newfag. must be booty blasted nigger that get offended by racism. Kill yourself newfag

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Actually it is you who is probably a dyel
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>You are literally trying to argue that someone is genetically predisposed to fuck niggers.
The fact that you think such a proposition is outrageous definitely explains how little you know about genetics and probably why you are an egalitarian goober.

Hahaha Jesus Christ you write like a 120 lb söyboy

I'm not the guy you replied to but you are actually fucking retarded. only neckbeard Jow Forumstards can come up with "terminal coal burner face", a retarded "term" which implies that someone's facial shape can be indicative of whether they fuck black people. literally kill yourself you neckbeard virgin

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>lol u don't know anything about genetic!!1 some people is genetically predispose to fuck blacks and you can tell by their face shape!!!
I don't know how someone can be this retarded. your mom should have swallowed you. literally kill yourself.

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>t. fat neckbeard virgin

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Back up your statement then you literal nigger fuckwit. Oh wait you can't because all you know is b-b-but Jow Forums....
Stay mad nigger faggot

>Haha my images proves it!!
Doesnt prove anything, you sound like a massive vagina that craves nigger cock. Kys soi boy

Her Instagram is @ampollo

>b-back up your statement
yes i going to find the very first instance where "terminal coal burner face" was said. like i said it was probably made up by a poltard but whether it was or not is irrelevant, what is relevant is the fact that it is an absolutely retarded concept

Do you guys really fall in love with women because you find them physically attractive?
How fucking retarded is that ...

>heh I'll say he craves nigger dick and call him a onions boy, that'll hurt his feelings
and you sound like a 300 pound disgusting neckbeard

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if quads ill smash this bitch and not you op

>your a neck beard
>no u
>no u
whats the point of this dudes seriously...

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that jaw is fucking disgusting. not a single attractive person would ever go for her so she's all yours lmfao

>yes i going to find the very first instance where "terminal coal burner face" was said. like i said it was probably made up by a poltard but whether it was or not is irrelevant, what is relevant is the fact that it is an absolutely retarded concept
So you cant back it up, you just assumed it lmao. Did Jow Forums gangraped you and your mum huh you soiboy?

You sound like a disgusting 300 pound neckbeard nigger

If you want to attain happiness you need to realise that she probably took some dude's load last night and always has regular fuck buddies on hand, goes home with random guys sometimes for one night stands, as well as having had a string of boyfriends. She doesn't care about you and chances are she never will until she is ready to. You have to ask yourself if, when she is ready for you, will still accept her after having taken a hundred or so different dicks every which way, most of them many times each. All this while you were striving tirelessly to improve yourself to be "good enough for her"; she was out there getting reamed out every other day by some dude who only had to be there at the right time to give her a compliment or a playful teasing and be able to flirt well.
Now realise this and accept it, that's who she is and what she's doing. Would you still have her as a gf after all this, the different paths you took to come together, and the propensity for her cheating on you after her having had a life experience of easily and casually accessible fast-escalation sex with multiple partners?
I mean really try to accept it. If you try to become better for this girl; tomorrow you will lift harder, read faster, practice your skills, try to groom better, practice socialising, all for her. And she will get a few offers of sex and accept one of them.
Now compare that to a girl who is not such a slut but doesn't wear such slutty clothes. Which one would you honestly rather gf?