im thinking about giving my "girlfriend" (soon to be ex) an STD. lemme know what you guys think
>be collegefag >meet grill, 6/10 >she likes me for some reason so we start "dating" >do that for a while, then school ends, summer starts and we dont see each other much >she works at an amusement park in a different state, i live with my parents and work in my hometown >my bro happens to work at the same amusement park >get a text from him yesterday >"hey man, i gotta tell you, your girl fucked one of the foreign exchange employees. shes even been bragging about she got the hottest one" >fucking pissed >cant be true >tell friend to ask the shitskin motherfucker if he actually fucked my gf >bro asks the fucker and he fucking says yes >feel like a cuck, even worse cuz it was some brown motherfucker >shes coming home this weekend to visit me >my close female coworker has herpes >wanna ask her to rub her pussy on a condom for me to wear while i fuck my "gf" >"gf" will think that she got herpes from the shitskin motherfucker >i wont have any desire to get back with that whore because i dont wanna catch herpes from her
hows my plan guys? is there a chance ill get herpes from the condom?? i dont wanna be a cuck
awesome, with your vote that makes the score 2-0 for doing it vs not doing it
Eli Lewis
Well you got my vote too user.
Landon Lopez
this is super illegal just dump her user it's not worth it
Matthew Jones
ok ok 3-1 now
a big part of doing it is so that i dont have any desire to go back to her like a weak bitch
Jacob Campbell
make it 4-1 if doing this isn't a (serious) crime.
Angel Cruz
im not sure how illegal it is, i didnt even know it was until user said something. ill ask google. im an amerifag if anyone here knows something i dont
Jayden Peterson
do it and its not a serious crime cause how the fuck would you ever get caught she would sound like a lunatic trying to explain it
>herpes well, its not AIDS so you better do it 5-1
Jose Smith
TRUE. if anything she'll think it was the foreign motherfucker that gave it to her
Ryder Gomez
im probably going to regret telling you this, but since you are already retarded i bet you will do it anyways. how are you going to avoid getting the herpes if you are the one wearing the condom? its not like your friend can only infect the outside of the condom
>its not like your friend can only infect the outside of the condom are you retarded? this is why people wear condoms not to get stds cause only the outside gets contaminated
Herpes doesn't work like that user. The viral particles die a few seconds outside the body. I have type one on my dick and aside from 2-3 outbreaks over the past 3 years (super mild) it's a non issue. Bitches have sucked my dick raw and I've fucked girls raw and they haven't gotten it. If you're not having an outbreak it's very unlikely.
I also have a few genital warts and those don't possess transmissible viral loads after a certain period of time. I dated a girl for two years and fucked her raw everyday and she never got that either.
Sorry dude. Just beat the shit out of her.
John Turner
yeah, this is the biggest flaw in my plan, but also the most important part. maybe i can convince my coworker to give me some sympathy sex and ill keep the condom too bad im not chad
Josiah Walker
I don't want to be that guy, but what if she tests the shit-skin to see if he has herpes, and it turns out he doesn't? Doesn't it seem suspicious how after you had (sex) with her, she got herpes? Maybe - just maybe - you can (lie) about her being a slut and having plethora copulation with other men, if that is so, this is harder to prove. >make that 6-1
Chase Cooper
you think rubbing a rolled up condom on a stds ridden pussy so he can wear it later is a good idea?
Jaxon Morgan
>Asks co-worker to rub her clit and infect it with herpes >user accidentally puts the condom on backwards This would be best timeline.
What she did was shitty, sure. But this is literally sexual assault. Don't fucking do it.
Sexual assault is worse than cheating. You can always find another girlfriend. She will be stuck with herpes for life.
Dylan Gray
What if he makes her drink something that has HIV? Put blood in a drink?
Jason Martinez
i know she is a slut, shes told me. shes had 3somes, 4somes, fucked old dudes for money, she hinted at getting blacked once. im fucking retarded for even making out with her, but desperate times call for desperate measures
Tyler Green
Sounds risky and not at all worth it.
Jonathan Johnson
>infecting people with HIV >sexual assault Yeah dawg, that's gonna be a no for me.
Nathan Flores
yes but only because i see it going terribly wrong and im bored and angry
HAHAHAHAHA YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKING LOSER HAHAHAHAHAH.. YOU LITERALLY WANT TO GIVE YOUR CHEATING GIRLFRIEND A DISEASE BECAUSE SHE CHEATED ON YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH FUCK HAHAHAHAHA. YOUR A KEK FOR WANTING TO DO THAT NOT BECAUSE YOU GOT CHEATED ON. YOU LITERALLLY WANT TO RUIN SOMEONES LIFE BECAUSE SHE CHEATED ON YOU LOOOLL... YOURE ALREADY A KEK. BEING SO ATTACHED TO SOMEONE AND NOT KNOWING WHEN OR HOW TO JUST MOVE ON. WEAK SHIT. JUST BREAK UP AND MOVE ON YOU DUMB FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHA
Joseph Harris
I think if you really want to hurt her just tell her cheating is disgusting, she is disgusting, and ugly. It will hurt her self esteem which is the most effective when trying to hurt girls. She'll try to act it off but deep down girls always believe it when they're told they're ugly (not sure why, doesn't make much sense). This is my vote instead of voting for herpes (Why you trying to create more herpes in this world? you're the diseases moma if you do that)
David Barnes
I think you should just break her nose or something like that
Logan Gutierrez
alright alright, OP here. i hear your advice. im on the fence. i think ill ask my coworker with herpes and see what she thinks; i cant carry out my plan without her anyways
Don't. She'll just report you to management and get you fired, or worse.
Joseph Hill
Its not illegal if hes in california
Leo Thomas
I agree with this, extra points if you tell everyone or make a Facebook about it they fucking love to eat that shit up, anyway you should move on as quickly as you can, yo already wasted too much time on a worthless slut
i dont have a normiebook, would it be twice as good if i take her phone and post it from her account?
Landon Ramirez
Nigga, go to jail
Jacob Adams
You're a fucking moron. Get a black guy to save some cum for you and put it in her so first she'll have a black baby and next, she will think it's the brown guy and he'll be fucked with the problem.
Jace Morgan
No, you taking her phone would ruin the image of innocent lover betrayed by hag.
Evan Brown
There's no way this could go wrong
Jacob Long
That's right you need to be a white Knight bretayed by the girl you love the most and now you don't know what to do with your life, you can ask your brother to post it if he has a Facebook, he must have coworkers added, next thing you know she quit her job thanks to social pressure.
> gf betrays him > wants to get an infected condom to fuck her life
Sounds great, hope you get it too OP!
Don't be stupid. If yoy wanna fuck with her just go to her place, steal as many things as you can and destroy a few things and done.
Adrian Cox
>Condom breaks just before he penetrates her >Tries to go raw but isn't allowed >Cries
God bless your soul for your comment has made my night sir.
Jeremiah Lee
Unless you're in california, you'll be committing a felony.
Ryan Parker
fucking this, try to get as much sympathy as possible and make everyone hate her if you want revenge. Not everyone will know she has herpes, but you can make sure they know she's a cheating whore.
John Anderson
do it, the roastie deserves it update us afterawards
Anthony Scott
If you can convince her that it was the shitskin that gave her the disease, and not you illegally, then do it
Oliver Williams
i agree she deserves it, but dont knowingly give someone an std. your no better than the bug chasers at that point. all of you should burn to death
