A gaggle of roasties walked past me and, expecting me not to hear them, said to eachother that I had "school shooter eyes" as they walked away from me.
What did they mean by this?
A gaggle of roasties walked past me and, expecting me not to hear them...
Daniel Thomas
Parker Long
It means that you should get your conceal to carry license before you get marked.
Daniel Walker
>reading a delightful little novel by Albert Camus
>notice an upset girl at school yelling at her boyfriend
>her naive fieriness rings true within me
>the Beast awakens, and I hunger once more.
>I analyse her movement patterns for the next week
>find her in the library talking with a friend
>I move like a walking shadow, crushed velvet blazer camouflaging me completely
>"Hello. You have the eyes of a hunter, child"
>she is so enamoured by my guileish charms that she and her friend begin to laugh
>I smirk goodnaturedly. How humoreux. How quaint.
>Invite her for dinner. A quick... bite.
>She laughs. I just keep staring.
>Her oafish boyfriend appears.
>"Get the fuck out of here user"
>"Perhaps"
>i keep on smirking. A single strike to their jugulars and the talking sheep could be slain.
>He punches me.
>Eye swollen up - I steam a small bag of petit pois beside the bruise.
>A brilliant multitasker, as always.
Charles Ramirez
I had something similar happen to me back in middle school. I hardly got sleep because of insomnia so I had bags under my eyes, and I always wore a black hoodie. Some group of girls looked at me and whispered some things along the lines of I'm creepy. One said, "Let's go talk to her." and then the leader of the group said loudly so I could hear, "Ew, no! Stay away from her! She'll probably shoot up the school."
Justin Long
i had that happen to me once also. feels bad
Isaiah Wilson
they fear you OP
use this to your advantage
Brayden Young
just means they didn't find you attractive. if you're like a 6/10 or below then they're school shooter eyes, if you're 7/10+ then they're alpha predator pussyslayer eyes.
Gavin Harris
do u want to be my gf friend
pls respond
Elijah James
Yikes, considering you say "roastie" they're probably not wrong.
Lincoln Lopez
It means
>you look ugly
>you look like you have no confidence
>you look like you have no friends
>you look like you're into nerdy shit
>you look dyel
>you look like a virgin
>you look like someone that got bullied
Landon Ward
They meant you look creepy, is it really that hard to understand.
Eli Smith
>Yikes
get the fuck out and never come back
John Murphy
All of these are synonyms for "you look ugly" except maybe "you look dyel".
Aiden Ward
Why am I creepy though
I'm not hurting anyone, I'm just unattractive.
Cooper Baker
>"Get the fuck out of here user"
>"Perhaps"
comedy gold
Owen Ortiz
next time you see them put your fingers like a pistol and say bang, 10/10 will scare the living fuck out of them.
Matthew Gonzalez
>people in public insult you
>do nothing
I can't imagine being like this
William Long
When I was 15 I thought these kids were laughing at me so I told them to eat shit and die and they starting running.
Felt good until I worried I would get in trouble, I was one beta fuck.
Levi Diaz
It means you kill randoms and then kys because you're a schoolshooter.
Evan Parker
what do you mean you're not hurting anyone, a bunch of girls didn't want to fuck you
Ethan Sullivan
Roastie stop namefagging no one cares if you are female and namefags are sub human
Kayden Williams
well post your eyes and we'll see whats wrong with them.
Zachary White
Or a white knight, which would be even worse.
Jayden Bell
Sorry I "triggered" you, user. Hope you have a nice day.
Ayden Price
People just like to make noise to satisfy their ego
Jaxon Campbell
I'm namefagging because a friend of mine over discord wants to read my posts. I'll turn it off again soon.
Isaiah Thomas
Dont sweat it. You make people nervous. I got light blue eyes, hear the same thing. But there will be that occasional girl, who walks up, and says"You look like an axe murder." Play it off, smile, and talk to her. She'll then promptly tell you that she thinks it's sexy. Women are fucked. Show you dont care, and youll promptly be fucking them.
Michael James
Digits speak the truth, follow this advice
Robert King
>dat finger